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That ain't a charity, it's a county club. Members of state or national congresses $500 per year. Former members of state or national congresses $50 to stay on the list. Up to $5000 depending upon how many parties you want to get invited to. Private sector membership $7500-25,000 to network...

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For every one you add to the list 2 get left off. Is it the jokes they write or how they deliver it? Movie comedy vs standup. Are they only funny when being topical? Your list is a direct reflection of what you think is funny and not necessarily who is delivering it. Do you know who the perfect...

Codecs, VLC, SPEAK ENGLISH!!! I tried downloading it and it was never ending. 20 minutes and it still wouldn't finish so I quit. Trying to download to zipfile again. I will get this video if it's the last thing I do.

I had to read it several times to understand it. Plaintiff owns 4 dogs that got into the defendant's yard and ****** defendant's dog Bailey. Plaintiff was injured yanking her dogs off the dead Bailey. The woman that owns the 4 attacking dogs is suing the dead dog's owner. Yes, it is that fucked up.

I'm sure her lawyer got paid upfront on this. Told her to bring her checkbook to court to pay for the defendant's lawyer.

Senators and Congressmen don't just pop up out of nowhere. They hold offices at the local level and go through the primary process also. That is where you can sort them out before they hit the national trail. Put the xBox down or miss a night of Hannity/Maddow to visit your local candidates...

Mr Magoo gets his 6th win. 7 would be nice. Not next week, there may not even be a Rutgers-Michigan St. spread. Maryland finishes the schedule. Lots of good tickets left and I could drive there. Drop a bet in Delaware on the way there and pick up the winnings on the way home. Maybe grab a campus...

Yea, and now it's a circle jerk with MBG and Bodie. As long as we keep our eyes closed and don't touch each other it's not gay. That leadership consortium with Clinton and Bush really is poignant. A few years back there was the Bill and Bush tour for the tsunami relief. I love what Carter is...

Yea, we've also seen when network brass had to huddle before Smothers Brothers songs went on the air. Those fucking guys ran 3 networks. Who is the King of all Media? Back then you didn't have the choices to go to satellite or internet. Paar, Smothers, Redd Fox. Oh wait, this is an Obama...

You pulled the Jack Paar card. I fold. I bought his book many a year back and still have it on my shelf. I *** You Not. That fucking guy knew what to do and say and when to walk away. Paar was so smart to not have to cram for cameras for the rest of his life. A couple of houses and float in a...

Okay, who's fucking with me now? I've been a good boy. I try to be respectful with my opposing views. Keep the name calling down. I will openly agree with the most tree hugging liberals when they have valid points. Ace asks me about my rages? Look at this *** *tewart ****! I want a moderator to...

I'll vote for you Bri but I've got my reservations. There was some politics in the nomination process to exclude CamWithBob. I'm not saying that you were a part of this but you must have been aware of it.

I just love the title of this thread. One is happy and the other is Harley. One is not Harley and the other is not happy. Did you dump this loser yet?

2 for 1? I'm jumping on this. I want to be there when my nephews and nieces scamper down the stairs in their jammies Christmas morning. Rip open uncle Bob's present and watch the room fill with glow.

There's a new commercial running for a life insurance company. "How long do you plan on being dead?" I didn't know that we had options. Gotta give these guys a call.

Jumping Jesus Christ. You are more out of touch then I even gave you credit for. Are Algerians tunneling under the Mediterranean? Here's another thing (besides you not proving that Muslims want the school closed). Days are added to and subtracted from the calendar for snow days. Half days...

Welcome to Amst***am.

Jagger you old fossil. Walter Cronkite went off the air before most of these people were born. The problem I had with him was that he could have done anything after the CBS Evening News, even run for president (the most trusted man in America). No, he couldn't just stay dignified and keep his...

Congratulations! You finally found 1 person that wants the schools closed. Have you ever attended school? Let me get you up to speed. There's 180 days in a school year. Missing days for sickness is common and never costs any student a grade. Catching 2 **** out of 20 on 1 day's missed work is no...

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver wrote an Op-Ed piece for the New York Times. It seems that leagues are softening but don't let that fool you. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/14/opinion/nba-commissioner-adam-silver-legalize-sports-betting.html?_r=0 Silver's opening statements were such a crock of...

I've been following it this week and find the whole thing absolutely amazing.

You are starting to show your true genius. Rather than having a pair of panties that get hidden in a draw, have the Mandy Pillow right there in the open with no embarrassment. Go make a commercial and post it on YouTube. Cha-ching.

It still doesn't say they want the school closed, only to have the day off. There shouldn't be a problem excusing the Muslim students and teachers from coming in.

Your link does not say they wanted the school to be closed. Can you provide one that says so?

Don't say it is useless if you don't try. Do you ever have discussions with your priest? Any topic at all. Harness Racing, how to keep reindeer from shitting on your lawn, anything. It's their job to give spiritual guidance. Take advantage, he's an expert.

This story is incomplete. What kind of recognition did they want?

For all intents and purposes, there are hundreds of better butts right here that we can search for. Let her go away like Octomom, Paris Hilton, and that Duke woman.

I've never gotten any fancy from the squirt either. A man orgasms with a squirt. Does a woman always squirt from an orgasm? If you do, how does that egg stay in there to get fertilized?

Added Michael Cuddyer to fill a corner outfielder. Move the fences in for David Wright and Daniel Murphy...Daniel Murphy, what do you do with this guy? Good hitter but he is the man with the hands of stone at 2B. Has no idea what to do once on base. But how do you replace a .290 bat in this day...

Here's the link from Inc Magazine where I got these figures. http://www.inc.com/encyclopedia/minority-owned-businesses.html Things like baby sitting and auto repairs may or may not be included. Those that did report would be included in the personal services category. Be it sole...

Castro was on the Mets radar till GM Alderson says that going with Wilmer Flores wouldn't be such a bad thing. Thanks Sandy. So how many field level seats are you going to be giving away for $30? Even in his season ticket promo he's talking about rebuilding. Last year they couldn't average 65%...

Even the best naturals look better with enhancements.

Rough numbers say that 4% of blacks own their own business. 8% for Latino and 12% for whites. Black owned businesses account for 5.2% of all non-**** businesses. 6.8% for Hispanic. Asian 4.8%. Consider the nature of these businesses. A better look into the numbers tell us something. Asian-owned...

******* partners with Wicked, Vivid, Penthouse, Twisty, Hustler, and a dozen more. Free porn is the only way to promote since standard advertising (mainstream media) practices have many closed doors. Just look at this site. Independents supply free content in order to sell their products too.

Jimbo doesn't give a rat's ass about anything except winning games. Coaches at this level don't want to know anything about boosters, academics, or criminal activity. College athletics is big business not only for the school but the NCAA. The list of NCAA violations over the past years can fill...

This thread was started for a purpose. A "need to know". You models come here to tell all so let's get to the bottom of this. How much is water and how much is ***? Are kegel exercises helpful? If you eat lots of asparagus the day before can you squirt green? We deserve the truth.

Have you brought this subject up to your Pastor?

A stupid test, huh? If you have to ask for the prices on the menu then you probably can't afford to eat there.

Good for you. I hope you enjoy a nice healthy diet without meat plus you feel good about not ******* an ******. I have a friend that is also a vegetarian and he doesn't eat meat because of the ******* also (not God related). He never makes judgments about meat eaters and that do including his...

When did you stop eating meat Assari?

You would think that there would be more community in more populated areas but that is not the case. If you have ever been to community board meetings you will notice something. The larger populated areas are gathering places for wannabe politicians. People (or should I say lawyers) networking...

If that's the case then Obama should whip out his veto pen for everything passing through both houses for the next 2 years, right?

You learn something new every day. I had always thought that Memorial Day barbecues was simply a way to have a 3 day weekend to kickoff the summer season. Notwithstanding that the day was to honor those that served and had fallen, I never knew that there was actually an attachment. The earliest...

You're selling them to anyone that will buy them and you don't know who they are. You are in no position to judge anyone's morality.

Cities vote blue. Only 5 of the top 50 populated cities voted red in the 2012 Presidential election. Of the next 50 most populated only 2 voted red. So it s not such a north/south thing as it is a rural/urban divide. Even in your most redneck states, Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio...

More investigations going on. Seems this friend of Winston has been making bets regularly. On FSU? That has yet to come out. Fishy when FSU has only covered the spread twice this season and has a propensity to be down at the half.

No need. It's a little something I've been working on in the garage. I'll send along the instruction manual for the retrofit.

Are we talking the same Japan that markets schoolgirls being groped on subways and busses?