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I'm filing a police report. Someone ********* the Jets and sent imposters. Who's on the bye this week? I want their houses searched and brought in for questioning.

Even at it's best, porn has always been cheesy. It shows in the photography, acting, actors, actresses, settings, everything. That's why Bow Chica Wow Wow is the perfect music for porn. Gotta keep it.

...doesn't separate his garbage from his recyclables.

I'm glad this thread was bumped up. That's a great idea and going to steal it. Naked handicapping on Camwithbob.com.

How do we look at war? Memoirs ****** down from those that served. The personal stories on hand written letters. Some are between loved ones and some are within command. Feet are burning in sand or cold and wet. All politics are aside because a job had to be done. Japanese Americans served USA...

Nov. 11 is not a celebration of victory, it marks the day that WWI ended. We do not celebrate the end of WWII. We remember those that lost their lives at Pearl Harbor Dec.7 just like we have recently done for 9/11. We celebrate all who wore the uniform on No. 11. Memorial Day celebrates those...

If you want we can send our Kim K. over there as a replacement. Throw in the rest of the ****** too.

Jerry Lewis is considered a genius in France.

The holes they have are fine except one of the holes also talk.

Yea, North Korea and liberals. No one on the right would ever consider doing this. The OP got caught with his pants down. What makes it funnier is the usual liberals going into denial mode. There is nothing to deny. These ordinances were created from the left and being shared with other left...

Who made Pitt -4 47 at the Jets? That would make the score about 24-21. NY held to 19 and under 6 times. Allowed 24 or more 8 times. The Steelers have given up their share of points but the Jets are anemic. Each heading in different directions. Give those 4 with great pleasure and small bet the...

4 years left for me. Good to know. I was considering joining a gym. I'll spend that money on ice cream now.

You don't consider government crack downs on soup kitchens leftist? Sorry guys. If your homeland's center/right passes these kinds of ordinances then don't call USA a fucked up country.

That can of succotash in my pantry expires.

She's a friend of yours? Fine, if she wants to come to the card game she's gotta bring enough money to lose and Cookie Puss. What should I order, pizza or the big sammich? I'm making jalapeño ******* and crab stuffed mushrooms. You bring a roll of saran wrap, no more Tupperware for you.

I wouldn't trust it. Just fire up the grill and put it on low for a few minutes.

NYC Mike Bloomberg bans food donations to homeless shelters so he can monitor the salt, fat and fiber intake of the homeless. Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter bans feeding homeless in city parks. "It's about dignity" Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman ****** it in 2006. Charlotte bans food...

Also voted for Lucie Wilde, Catalina Cruz, Paige Turnah for OCSM.

Re: Aaliyah Love Are you saying that guys lie about the size of their dicks? You ain't selling that bullshit to me. The next thing you'll be telling us is that women ****.

Good for those Bible thumping bastards. Throw them all in jail. Bribing people with food to lure them into the evils of the church.

I'm with you on this. However, the fly by bombing does provide content. Sure its the same stuff repeated 10 times but if you scan the list of updates on a regular basis it's easy to spot. It's much like the Approved Content Providers. I pretend they're not even here but it is content for some...

How dare you imply that porn stars are not real actresses. Lee Strasberg would be proud of their work. Anyone can choose a ***** to be sent to the gas chamber but how would Meryl Streep handle the situation of opening a pizza box with a dick inside?

It's not a surprise. I think the owners look under every seat for dropped change before the sweepers come out. My radio broadcast features sponsors for the pregame show, manager's report, dugout report, starting lineup, call to the bullpen, manager's challenges, 7th inning stretch postgame show...

Okay, maybe I was putting the short in front of the long of it. This thing about reducing the population to save earth has been around for quite some time. Would anyone trust a group to decide what populations are allowed to grow and which should not? What criteria would they use? Clearly the...

So much better than The King except The King has rings. Mushroom Swiss burgher and McChick on the dollar menu can't be beat. Sausage egg cheese McGriddles are so tasty but that little sandwich sits like a rock in my stomach for hours.

I've gotta back Mongo on this. Don't let pollsters determine your behavior. And besides, you have local elections and ballot measures that directly affect your community and pocketbook. It doesn't take many votes to get a high school gym built the size of Madison Square Garden.

Another thanks for my fan sign. Is anyone else here having a problem with the volume of the short thank you posted today? All of my volumes are turned up full. The nurse video volume is fine. Any techie people that can help me with this?

First she's coming between your hand and your dick. Next you'll be stocking food that she likes. Are you willing to sacrifice that precious freezer space reserved for Delimex? Then she'll try to separate you from your bong. Sex can be very overrated.

Complete and utter nonsense. A bunch of eggheads get together to say that with no people the earth will be saved. Why don't they start sterilizing themselves to start the movement.

Oh, my God! A-Rod had hid the truth? Say it isn't so. http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/article3578762.html?amp

Your hand has noticed the change in you. Sharing you dick with pussy will naturally put a strain on that relationship. Evaluate your relationship with your hand. Maybe you have been taking it for granted. Then again you are getting older and your dick just doesn't work the same as in times past.

liberal was a nice term for the left to use for quite some time. It connoted freedom of choice and change with the times. The conservative label was of staunchy old time never to change thinking. The battle of rhetoric labeling shifted when the right compared the left agenda to socialism...

********* and minimum wage increases are winners tonight. Personhood loses on all ballot measures.

Blame your own people for not voting blue this time around Mongo. After all, they were the ones that voted blue to get them in the last time out. Find a nice quiet place. Light an incense candle, get into the lotus position and chant, "Hope and change. Hope and change."

10 blue and 24 red seats come up in the senate in 2016 plus the house again. For some reason I'd like to see those yayhoos try to start that impeachment ****. Expose them and toss their asses out. Get some real work done.

The model is simply doing a job. An actress. Put this on, look this way, say this. Put on the Hello Kitty backpack and making pajama party videos. Play with stuffed ******* in an area that looks like ball pit. Collect your check. But don't be so naïve to what you've left behind. Nothing of the...

Re: Will Florido school ******** be given the "Satanic ********’s Big Book of Activities" ? I get the point of this. Teachers have only so much time to teach. Religion can be taught at home. If you want it taught in your school then pay to send them there. However I'd like to get a few bucks...

Now now, save your doom and gloom. Would you rather see the same gridlock of do nothing congress with all incumbents returning? It's all about hope and change. Tonight the people will speak.

Less than 1/2 the people vote in midterms and less than 2/3 in general elections. Top reasons for not voting: Too busy. 17.5% Not interested. 13.4% Did not like candidates. 12.9% Do you fall into any of these categories? Do you know that other things are on the ballots like spending...

Are you saying that the Louis Vuitton and Hello Kitty pics project similar images?

Dems getting stomped this midterm. Dems only get 2 gains in the house including a 1 for 1 in California. 3 Dem losses in NY and 2 in Illinois. Good old blue Maine and NH Dems get the boot also. 13 seats total flip projection from blue to red. May lose the Senate also since 3 double digit...

Are you serious? What part of the Hello Kitty backpack doesn't cry out "Not of Age"? How about Alter Boy and Priest.com.

They monitor hog and feed prices. It takes about 30 weeks to raise them for market so that's enough time to tool up and put together another campaign. When pork starts to rise again it's bye bye McRib.

Butt touchdown. This Jets team could be worse than the '96 1-15 team. The are already on their way to setting team futility records. The Geno Smith experiment is over and Michael Vick's "spark" can't fire up a Chesterfield. Can we send them to England?

Right? If I want ribs I can just as well make them at home 100 different ways. But a McRib, that's a secret recipe handed down through generations. Select cuts of free range McPork delectably seasoned, generously slathered with smoky McSauce topped with **** fresh McOnion all on a fresh baked...

Blasphemy. They are Mclicious. Belongs on the menu at Tavern on the Green.

Parody, Assari, and this thread. All together here in the wonderful world of Freeones. The place where we can come together and tell random models that we'd like to lick their clit and get the response, "Thank you babe XO XO XO. Subscribe to my site and we can get personal."

Rep Nester. He comes out with the funniest ****.