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Out of curiosity I'd like to ask xDefi a question. You seem to enjoy watching this sort of ass to mouth thing. Interested in how much models get paid and why some do it or not. Yet you are are critical of the practice. Please explain your passions concerning this subject.

Fixed. Go back on vacation.

Re: Pornstars With the Best Moan? Suzie Diamond with out a doubt. I had seen that a Complete Suzie Diamond will be released some time in the near future. A limited edition box set with liner notes. Digitally remastered with behind the scenes footage and director's cuts. Scenes never released...

Open the windows and let her **** the neighbors. Smoke our after sex cigarettes on the porch in our robes. "Yea, that was us."

I was on a bowling team where two of the guys names were Les Weiner and Al Fucks (pronounced with the long u).

A Snuggy would be a marked improvement from my traditional track garb. Before you run out and get one of Chef Tony's Wonder Cooker, take a look at the Nu Wave oven. The Tony is just a pot to make glop.

Re: Black Friday, Really? I'm with you on that. My car needed a break job so I shopped around my local stores for rotors and pads. Pep Boys had the rotors for $30 each in store. Online from their site they were $10. Same SKU number to order and pickup from store stock. Deduct 15% for all break...

Perhaps such shirts are necessary in Finland.

2/3 of retail sales are done in 1/3 the calendar year. The Friday after Christmas is the time when profit is made to get out of the red and into the black on the books.

Use some critical thinking before running off on your passionate bias. You are in no position to have any measure of certainty much less answer as an absolute. You have never been a peace officer anywhere so you have no knowledge of the training of them in any shape or fashion. You have never...

It does get a little cold in those casinos. Slip that into the suggestion box.

Stiffy, why are you making this more complicated than necessary. Keep it simple and truthful. 1. If they've done it with a guy on camera, they've done it with a woman also. 2. Only the heterosexual cameramen do. 3. Freeones lists 0ver 35,000 babes. They will build a page for any pig that...

Does anyone else see similarities between that Korean documentary and Johan's posts?

Does it really get that cold in California Dino? Turn the heat up in your house for Christ's sakes. And what is this thing about the free reading light? You've got switches on the wall to take care of that. Do you plan on living in a tent that would make both of those things practical? My next...

That kind of simple charm will soon fade. Imagine your life looking forward to that a year from now. Dump that lazy cheap bum now before it becomes too comforting and too late.

Will Ernest Worm. Zolf Jackass Kimbly Bob Justin Bob.

Let's take this same 12yo ***, with the same ***, with the same complaints about waving it around in the park, responds to police requests to raise hands by reaching into his belt and drop him in France. Are your police so trained as to assess the situation any differently? Would Japanese handle...

Good advice. Make a plan to get out of the fucking house. Treat yourself. I book a room for Valentine's Day and New Years Eve every year in AC well in advance. Maybe I'll have a woman at the time, maybe I won't. Either way, I've planned that day for me.

I'm only one person for the most part. It's 1 1/2 hr drive and it gives me something to do, be with people. We all live our lives pretty separately so the drama stays between the parties and not at the gatherings... well sort of. A way to crack on each other face to face in front of others. All...

Reading, writing and speaking English are part of the citizenship test. Exceptions are if you are 50 or 55 and held the green card 15-20 years. The civics test must be taken by all applicants.

Do you or have ever liked Nickleback?

I just read the What are you listening to thread.

Absolutely ridiculous. I never found him very sexy.

Comfort and joy.

Soccer.

Coat stand huh? How about a stripper pole built into the bed. Collapsible so it can be telescoped down when not in use. That's something she would appreciate for grabbing onto for rides.

Sure there were no federal regulations. People weren't flooding in before then because they couldn't get here. Once steamships to cross the Atlantic came about were volumes of people coming in. They spread to areas that were able to handle growth. Remember that we were still a growing nation...

Fun fact: Mariah Carey has made more money off this song than any other. When this version came out I was so creeped out. Grandma and grandson with the look of lust for each other. Not to be confuse with Lisa Layne. Not to be confused with...

Ari Dee and Aaliyah Love also nominated. You caused enough trouble during the Miss Freeones. Try to behave yourself this time.

Atheists need not participate.

Let's put it this way, since his El Monterey Chimichanga thread was created, the people from Delimex have sent him a new microwave begging him for his return.

I want to see all ******* aliens rounded up and sent back. It is not fair to those that came legally. That's the way my grandparents got here and most of your's too. It's a slap in their faces to grant amnesty which this order really is. Like a backdoor way. If you can sneak in then you can...

I forgot about the tape thing. They keep it in another building. Is tape the only thing they keep way over there in it's own building?

I have but never told him. If I did he would like knowing it but have a conflict with God over these feelings and start a new thread.

Oh no you don't. Mobsters will rally and find solutions. Get to work people.

I have told several members here that I masturbate to them and they generally feel complimented. Ace, Dino, Stiffy, Mayhem, Will E Worm, Animus, MBG, Rey, Jagger. Georges wasn't that enamored though.

Bob fixes quote.

Never tried an energy ***** or intend to. Coffee does nothing for me and I don't like sugar. Target has these No-**** knock offs that do the trick for me. $4 for 60. Only use them for when I'll be doing an all-nighter and have to drive.. I keep the bottle in the car.

At that price let him go. That's a lot of weight for a pitcher that only won more than 16 games once.

No, the world would be shocked to see Petra actually in the office. To take the effort to find and use the pointy stick herself? Ha. This is the same woman that claimed her schedule was bogged down finding someone to get ice and red cups for a party in LA.

Hey *****, I see you found where your wife hid the computer. How is the little minx?

I have written a script to get Susie Diamond out of retirement to do an anal gangbang scene. Should it be interracial? Something about big dicks is due to float out too.

They're at again. This time it's not a tax because the money goes to the retailer and not the city. Great, Shoprite needs this additional revenue. The fee is for every size bag paper or plastic. How is the city going to monitor this? Bag police? Plus the city will be distributing reusable bags...

So Bri, how did you like the Great Garden State? Get yourself a sammich?

A successful troll does all of these things. Some are better than others and thus get their AHOTY. The hook is that any subject, no matter how controversial, can be brought into intelligent discussion. But then again this is the Internet. And just like time before it we have our asshats. They...

assari is definitely a carryover from last year's AOTY. In case you didn't know it but I love you. You're one of the best posters here model or not. I find it very funny that you get sucked into those threads. I so much want to join you on them but it has come to the point that neither...

So we are 3 and I've run the numbers. $200k for Susie Diamond for a weeks worth of shoots. She may want points so we can work that in. The rest goes to production and advertising. 20k downloads at $15 a pop and the rest is gravy. Rey, get your ass going shorting those penny stock suckers. Jag...

I'm gonna drop xDEFiLED into the box. If he can get his ass spread enough to accept a coffee can then why don't more porn stars do anal?

Susie Diamond.

It's really not such a big deal. Over the course of time you can shove lots of stuff up your ass and feel comfortable. I know what you're thinking, am I looking to take a dick up the ass. The answer is no, that would be gay. It's just that with enough time and muscle relaxation it wouldn't be...