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No one ever wants to go to a funeral. There's nothing pleasant about it. It's sad. But think about the reasons people gather. Some need support and simply showing your face will give comfort to someone. Put others emotions before yours in such a situation. A few years ago I attended one for my...

Don't forget about the Jewish ones like Maggie Green. Green is short for Greenberg. Her people ****** Jesus.

Still hasn't raised the $100,000 for his script. It's an all-star porn film based on Fast and Furious 2.

When I hear about Jung-Ho Kang all I can think about is Kaz Matsui.

Dear Lord! I thought that homeland security was supposed to protect our national interests. This is on Obama's watch.

One of Petra's tricks to look like she does actual work is to keep her desk like a slob. Someone left a surprise on top of a half drank can of Diet **** that had been festering there for weeks. I hope someone can repost the pic.

Ace, you can't complain about this thread. Boobies in motion never gets old.

Not so fast. Remember the soda can incident? Adam wasn't there yet.

I love big band music and Django Reinhardt was a fucking *******.

And the Mets got (drum roll please)... John Mabry Jr. But they did showcase pitching. I'm sure something will come up between now and spring training.

I'm not buying into the American exceptionalism - you become what your enemy is guilt trip. There are people out there that want to **** American citizens just because of our lifestyles. The same nations that want our support to police the world are the first ones to criticize us for our...

Don't get too excited about those 2 Ram wins. Remember Pittsburgh scoring 94 points in their 2 games before they got beaten by the Jets.

Well.. let's consider about 20 or so beheadings of innocent hostages in the Middle East in the past few years that were even reported in the press. How many were done to their own people is unknown. Let's go back the more humane ******* of being stripped naked and put on a dog collar with women...

That would need moderator approvement. Some dick gets get posted and some do not. PM Georges with your pic and your request. He knows the guidelines.

A buddy and I became friendly with these cute roommates in college. One of us came up with the idea of having a Jello bath for all 4 of us. Great! Let's make a plan. We calculated how much we would need and wiped out several supermarkets of cherry Jello (the girls wanted cherry). It was close to...

I've used this line at times.

Re: While Male Pornstar has the thickest Cock? Did you really just resurrect one of zdenka's big dick threads from the dead? Shame on you.

Floyd the barber. Mayberry's only gay citizen till Howard came to town. Think about it. I'm putting a Floyd tee shirt on my Christmas list. I'll be fucking awesome at the shore this coming summer. Thanks Rey.

How do I play? Mr. Magoo vs NC in the inaugural edition of the Quick Lane Bowl (last year it was Little Caesars Bowl...pizza, pizza). Don't laugh, Magoo has been in 9 bowl games in the last 10 years. Rutgers is the only team we've got here.

There's nothing I can tell you that you don't already know. I did know a guy that had a summer place on the Outer Banks of NC. He had it for years and I asked him about hurricanes. His attitude was that every time it got knocked down the government built him a brand new one with new furnishings...

$2.29 reg. $2.79 diesel by me in NJ. A .70 drop in the past 3 months for reg. I don't know what the drop in diesel is but that makes everything cheaper for businesses too. You folks taught me that the President has nothing to do about gas prices, it's a market/industry thing. Still it is what it...

Pornstars are models. Supermodel is a term often spread thinly across the spectrum of anyone posing in a magazine. It is the agency or contractor (perfume company, designer et al) that puts the name of the face to the brand for promotional purposes. These 2 types of models are all in the same...

Granted that the pace is faster. Maneuvering your fingers in certain sequences and remembering many things does take skill. However, these things can be practiced and honed before competition begins. This ties into risks and rewards. Honing your skills does not possess any risks. Reset. Start...

Not really. Rose Bowl in Pasadena and Sugar in New Orleans. Pretty neutral for everyone.

Penetration by any object "associated with ********." There must be a list of such things and I didn't know Brits were shoving these things up each other's asses.

Jealous, really? Is it because of size or shape. Maybe how it is sculptured. Don't be so superficial. Assari's dick may be a thing of beauty but is it functional? If he isn't maximizing it's potential then that's not a reason for jealousy.

We are not jealous of Assari's dick. At 39 the downturn has already started for him. His rock hardness may still be there but lack of stamina is noticeable. Assari has already explained that his culture does not allow the pursuit of women. We all go on the hunt for pussy that want dick. Assari...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mayhem again. But I'm allowed to give you this...

I don't play video games although Anonyne#17 makes a good case for getting one of those Wii things. So my perspective comes from there and please believe be that I am not belittling the gaming experience. Nor do I want to hijack this thread to a debate the skills. I do however need to make...

I'd be willing to say Mally Vanilly. What proof do you have to support your statement?

Fuck you. You want to get in on the back end. Let's conceder the Don Knotts museum. There isn't one. Only 1 person ever won more Emmys and that was Art Carny. The only other winner of an Emmy for the Andy Griffith Show was Aunt Bea. Andy was never nominated. Don has 2 **** still alive and they'd...

I would like to hear Georges's response on this. I see no Adam's apple or penis but you never know what surgery can do to make a man into a woman. Georges would never have sex with anyone that could have possibly been a man so I defer to him.

Yup. Give them all buttons to push to play chicken with. Anyone with a button will know that within seconds of pushing it, automatic buttons get pushed by other nations pointing back at them. Let them buy all of the buttons they want from whoever they can get them from.

I'm not going to slam you on this but I'd like to point a few things out. Playing poker on a felt surface, facing actual people with real money from your pocket is something that can never be matched in a virtual world. Skills? Well, every combination of cards have set odds. 2 things happen when...

Second reason to move this to the games section. Gaming has it's own section like sports, religion, politics, and gay.

Wait Jagg...I've got an idea. Cash out our ks and scoop every fucking Andy Griffith thing we can find on eBay. Make another museum ... no, the Andy Griffith Road Tour...gallery! Launch it in some west something address in NY one day only. Frame it nice. Hand everyone a glass of ****. Ask 1500...

I agree. Make it like casual Friday. They do that at banks and supermarkets and offices for the employees. Mammary Monday allows for no shirts required. Be proud and show your boobies 1 day a week. Okay, guys will also be participating in this. So let it be, risks far outweigh the rewards.

Hey Adam, Andi Land and Aaliyah Love are also a couple of OCSM's that are in the running. They want our votes too. I'm not making a preference here but boobies draw votes and I'd like to see more of their boobies too. Even you all at Freeones admit and promote your place to see boobies. That's...

The 3 Stooges have only 1 museum and that was opened in 2007. Opens only 1 day a week and by appointment for groups. No Weekends. Andy already has a museum and it's also in NC. How many fucking museums does Andy Griffith deserve?

"Inspector Clouseau, you saw the suspect pull a *** at the robbery, why didn't you shoot him?" "Citizens don't carry guns in France so it logically was a toy ***." "Call me when you get out of the hospital."

Give them all nukes and let them point them at each other. Last man standing.

If you've got the opportunity to write then by all means do so. As long as you are honest and willing to defend your views, it doesn't matter. When I write about controversial subjects and get feedback, any kind of feedback, it makes my work pertinent. If they are willing to discuss it with me...

Do yourself a favor. Watch out where the huskies go.

Here's what I saw many years back. 5yo *** is ****** to his grandfather that another *** got the last Hulk Hogan figure. Grandpa tells grandson if he wants it then go take it from him. Grandson walks up to the other ***, who is now on line at the register next to his ******, and from behind...

Awe, man... I can't see the duck face pic. 2 sets of wet boobies very good though. Do you think you can muster up wet tee shirt boobies next Monday? I promise I'll...something... I don't know. Do it for your old friend Bob?

Y'all taking this way too seriously. Shoppers love it. Plan the day, camp out in front of a store. Battle parking and long lines. It really is a social thing. As much as you read about the fist fights and trampling that goes on, that is only in rare instances and gets blown up thanks to the...

Let's not start this dog vs cat thing again.

Are you are talking about the shameless promotional links to Reality Kings or Pornfidelity 70% off for a limited time only? Or the 85% off DDF Network featuring 13 sites with over 1 million HQ photos and 20 updates per week?