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Yup, pathetic is exactly the word I'd use to describe a douchebag like "Die Quickly" Grayson. He's the typical **** filled American liberal only spouting what every single "compassionate" liberal believed in and that's exactly why he lost in a major landslide. And that's the reason the libs...

I'm of the philosophy that you can eat as many calories as you want as long as you burn them off. The harder you work, the more calories you need. The more sedentary your work is, got to cut the caloric intake.

Getting shot/stabbed in the back in any COD game not even 3 seconds after respawning or getting respawned in the line of fire of a camper....I mean, sniper or in the middle of a bombing raid or right next to a frag/semtex that's about to blow up :mad:

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Very obvious, but if you want some, you got to go in and get it :D

Hot flashes anyone? :D

AK's are so cheap I'm actually considering getting one. But then again, I don't really need one right now, but the way the zetas are going just across the river, and there's been a few ******* on this side of the border that might have been done by them, I don't know, maybe better to have one...

Yup, very appropriate. Remember that South Park episode, Night of the Living Homeless, with the homeless asking for "chaaaaange" the way zombies stereotypically cry for "braaains" :rofl: yup, just like his zombie followers...

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Spotted Dick? :rofl: Wasn't that the reason Pinto from ****** House got his nickname?

Damn, I'll make her frisk me!! :D

Yup, it is a great show. For some reason, the part where the guys were fishing I was just "is there going to be a zombie crawling under the water?" "is the guy going to all of a sudden start screaming because he was bit on his foot?" :eek: It was just a peaceful, lighthearted scene but it...

Why, oh, why of all the people who survived the zombie outbreak did a couple of angry rednecks have to survive it? I don't know about you guys, but if I had been in their place and this violent out of control guy was putting me and my group in danger, I'd just push him off the roof from where...

The story was a bit too X-Filish conspiracy thread, but I really enjoyed putting a bullet between the eyes of that cuban beardad bastard, even if [spoiler alert] he was just a double ...and I'll be replaying that mission all the time :tongue:

Yup, :raises hand:

Now if only Justine Beaver could hold it like that....

So where did you find her? And are there any more around there?

Got it on friday, liked the graphics on MW2 better, but I'm still having lots of fun. Finished the campaign just this morning (sunday) since I mostly played multiplayer yesterday. Plus I just loved that ad with the Stones' "Give me shelter", with Kobe as a noob tuber, Jimmy Kimmel with the...

And the crowd goes....

I don't think I can visit that place. I'm fine with sexy clothes, kissing in front of strangers, being *****, ******** and making noise but I draw the line at littering

You know he's jacking off to your pictures....right now :elaugh: Sweet dreams :tongue:

By the way, would any Star Wars fan who buys that condom would actually use it? I mean, would he just keep it as a collectible (just like all his action figures) because he has no other need for them? :tongue:

Well, The Dude rules... :thumbsup:

...unless it breaks

and she seems to be "dissapoint" like she wanted them to love asians

2010? More like 1999, that's how I did a research paper back then, went to google, put in the topic I was searching, found several sources, copied and pasted them, got myself an A! :D

Well, use that liquid tastelss **** to spread it over the ladies I'd be having sex with, then just eat it off them....yummy!! :D

The tank sure did look like an Abrams, maybe the writers just took a little liberty by adding a hatch. Should have used an M-60 tank instead, are the marines still using them?

Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!!

Did he need a bath that bad?

Wouldn't surprise me. But I doubt you'll find evidence, and don't count on the media looking for it anyway and they wouldn't talk about it even if it lands on their laps. The only ones who would look for it and talk about it would be someone like Glenn Beck and you know what people on the left...

Cowboys season is shot anyway :( might as well give Garret a try. So, if he does turn it around, Cowboys end up 8-8 tops (doubtful) or more like 5-11 and it's good bye first draft pick, but we might have a new permanent coach if the games stay competitive. If Cowboys do end up 1-15 and the...

That's for teenagers, for adults it's less than that, so, yes, unless you're old enough to wear Depends, you are weird after all :D

When "I want to be your tampon" is a bit too direct, right? :D

You should have squirted some mayo on his new shirt :D

At least for PS3, when the game installs, and they try to log into the server for online play, just trace it :D

Were there any last time around? Can you point some out for me, please? Damn, I missed all the good gossip! :D

As long as the veins don't look like that on her boobies...like this girl I went home with one night that gave me that awful surprise :eek:

Yup, I belive thumbs would be a good idea. With only the names it's easy to find the ladies we know and love but seeing thumbs might be a good way for the newer girls to get more exposure.... so I'm going down the list, looking for the Veronica Zemanova links, and then, "oh, my! Who's that...

The Cowboys season is shot already, the worst thing they can do now is start winning games. Let's just go for that #1 draft pick!! Plus I keep hearing something about a "collective bargaining agreement", that the players' union hasn't reached an agreement yet, so there might not be a 2011...

Well, ladies, personally, I don't think I'd recognize you all with your clothes on :D

:sing:...and they call it puppy loove! :sing:

watch out! she's a squirter!

It's like the opposite of musical chairs, when the music stops, if you got her, you're out. Then the next round and the next and on and on until it's two guys and her and when the music stops, the guy who caught her is out, the other guy keeps her.... or so I heard

Again, my beef with Obama traveling is not that he traveled, it's part of his responsabilities. He has a duty to travel to other countries. But who's going? 3,000 people? I doubt he took a whole brigade of Secret Service agents. So that is the question he should answer, WHO IS GOING WITH...

I know, I know, it's all too easy, right? From the left "get rid of the armed ******!!" from the right "end welfare!!" There's no easy, one size fits all solution for government waste. We do have to have armed ****** as defense is one of the enumerated powers of the government. Is war...

Obama is a loser? Please, he's the President of the United States! But I see the point to call him a loser. When you compare the way he was hyped during the election: 1) people fainting at his rallies 2) "We are the ones we've been waiting for" 3) “This is the moment, when the seas began to...

I crossed into Mexico last night. Decided to go to Reynosa instead of Matamoros where the big shot got ****** where I figured it was going to be more dangerous. It was eerily quiet for a saturday night. One of the most popular strip joints was almost empty and only three cars in the parking...

If a bunch of dumbasses beat you, what does that make you?

In other news, Adam Watson of Fairplain, WV, just received the Medal of Honor for jumping on that grenade....