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And for how long did you walk funny? :tongue:

And so is the origin of Batman and his arch-nemesis.... The Genie!

Okay, I have to admit it, what makes my panties on the floor unsexy is the skidmarks on them....

I'd be more concerned about the rate of students who graduate from whatever university and find a job as soon as possible.

wow, blast from the past here! :D

I'm more into cocktails, but ***** drinks like a martini, screwdriver, ***** tonic, or kamikaze those are my poison. I usually don't ***** it straight up but I'll try some next time.

I heard in the news that it might freeze tonight here in South Texas, like in the 30's or so. What I **** about it is that I have to wear PJ's to bed now instead of just boxers. Our cold weather down here lasts a few weeks on and a few weeks off. It's weird, in December you could be out in...

I hope they get all the sites that keep sending lots of spam! I don't need "male enhacenment" thank you very much.

Damn, now I feel like going for a team deathmatch game in the Favela level in COD:MW2 :D

I **** the double standard here! :mad: A woman leaves her undies on the floor and that is considered sexy, a man does it and he's a lazy slob. My panties are just as nice, damn it! :mad: :tongue:

The world is a little less funny today :( I guess God needed his court jester back, may he rest in peace, just don't call him Shirley.

That should be a rule for every bar

Skyraider's a cowboys fan? :thumbsup:

They're too busy listening to our phone convesation and reading our text messages...:elaugh: Now, excuse me while I go get my tin foil hat to prevent them from reading my thoughts

Thanx for rep, but the chick, don't know the name, some random chick. Ask Rockhard about her, he did the sig.

The fleshlight? :dunno:

Some pussy, but that will be later tonight. :D

Well, porn is a lot like watching a chick flick: No surprises, the guy is always going to get the girl. Just that porn is fun.

If the shoe fits.... :tongue:

I guess the sweetest words the OP would want to hear right now are "you're adopted" :D

Yikes, at the end the tigers are going to snack on the dog! :eek:

Let me guess, they had to go to this hospital

It's not "Jackass", it's more like "Dumbass"

Reservation hotties? What does that mean? Does it have to do with Reservoir Dogs or does someone have a Pocahontas fetish?

China worries me. No way they're going to let the SK's change the regime in the north. The U.S. should tell the chicoms "you know we won't be able to pay your debt if we're using the money to fight you and the NK's, right?" I think the chicoms are more capable of keeping the peace in the...

I feel a great disturbance in the pants

Really good show but now it's got me thinking, what would be the best place to survive that kind of apocalypse since being out in the wilderness didn't work out so well for them, I mean, they didn't secure and fortify the perimeter? At least some boobie traps or some kind of alarm system, like...

CNN news, November 22, 2050 Flight delays expected to reach a record high this Thanksgiving holiday. Public reminded to show up three hours ahead of time for their strip/body cavity searches and background clearance.

oooh, so it goes OVER the buttcrack, not into it... I guess I've been wearing it wrong, no wonder it was so uncomfortable!

Mexico: The food: Enchiladas, sopes, mole, tacos, chilaquiles, chiles rellenos, tostadas. The women, too many to write them all but Salma Hayek is a good example. Some primo pot. Lucha libre and light weight boxers. Beautiful beaches at Can-Cun, Acapulco, Mazatlan, Veracruz, Ixtapa...

:dunno: what would a couple of sexually perverted guys do with gerbils anyway? It's not like they're going to put them up their keisters or anything, right?

I think I want to fuck that fat chick's arm now :rubbel:

First they came for the strays and I did not speak out because I was not a stray. Then they came for the puppies and I did not speak out because I was not a puppy. Then they came for the old dogs and I did not speak out because I was not a old dog. Then they came for me and there was no one left...

Hey, don't forget the tongue for some barbacoa!! :D

The line I've used is "are you sure it's not your husband's/boyfriend's?"

Damn, believe it or not, last night I dreamt something like that in the picture :D Yeah, we usually call him "here, boy! come on! Who's a good boy? You are a good boy!!" :D (he's only a bad boy with Alisa)

Yup, Trig, the little baby with Down syndrome. Are you going to pick on him? Does the entire ****** have Down syndrome? If they all do, first, prove it, second, how do you think you'd look like if you pick on an entire ****** that has Down syndrome? So, fine, let's assume their retarded, so...

Re: Over 6 years in prison until trial, charged with 285 acts of terrorism cleared of It doesn't make us look like assholes, it makes us look like coward imbeciles, that we are now afraid of "offending" some people out there. This administration and their supporters need to understand that...

Say hi to Bristol for me :D

I was wondering. So, accusing the entire Palin ****** as retarded. Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? Have you had an independent psychologist do an intelligence quotient test on all of them? Do you have the results? Because if you don't saying someone is "retarded" might be a bit...

Just so you know, my avatar is the reaction women have when they see me... watching them shower :D

When she spreads those legs, bats will fly out! :eek:

They forgot to add "you understand, ladies?" :D

Pass me the tartar sauce, I'm hungry :D

Yeah, the top picture is what goes on her facebook profile

What was that delicious smelling smoke coming out of the air vents? Made me a bit dizzy, and relaxed...

That sign would be very appropriate outside Mexico's boystowns...

How many times has this subject been brought up? :facepalm:

Or, as Krusty the Clown once called it, "The happiest place on earth.... Tijuana!!" And don't miss the donkey show! Or maybe do miss it, whatever floats your boat.

From your choices, Brazil would be the best for the ladies, but the Philipines the second choice for the night life (the sex trade) just don't even think of singing "My Way" on Karaoke!