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Yeah, but then you're then going to have crabs like a motherfucker so what are you going to bring into your bed to fight them?

Giant bunny crushing Chinese women? Oh, wait, missing hyphen. Anyway, do Chinese dudes get turned on by women crushing rabbits? Any Chinese members around here who can answer that? And here I thought the Japanese had cornered the weird fetishes market.

Is that supposed to be a proctological exam?

But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft....

Well, this gives me an excuse to bring this up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40 jdug6yHJB40 p.s. oops, did Dirk bring this up earlier by any chance? I can't see embedded videos!! :mad:

Yeah, if Empire were done in 1950, so therefore Hope made in the late 40's, maybe Alec Guiness would have been young enough to play Han.

Well, Rush Limbaugh is to the left of me....way left :D

You're talkin' 'bout Oprah, right?

He's a bad ******....

Not so funny, but it did bring a smile to my face and it was rather cool. How did they get all those *********** or "***********" together in one video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUwkQRJdXHQ lUwkQRJdXHQ

A coffee cup?

MMmmmm, boobies

I can just see them putting that on their facebook page "chillin' at aunt Bettie's fun-eral!!"

Tits or GTFO!! :mad:

The girl on the left is probably a farmer's daugther and is probably talking about her rooster. But I wouldn't take a chance anyway.

KmTpOQrqoO0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmTpOQrqoO0

Of course, he's in North Korea, he's never seen anything so modern!

...and Sarkozy's wife is ultrahot! :D

So Andry Ry is actually Tabatha? :dunno:

One for Vodkaz! :tongue:

Don't you judge him! They're for eductional purposes only!

They're real? No, they're just a figment of your imagination. Stop doing so much peyote!

Though I'm all in favor of the death penalty, particularly for the most gruesome of cases (or for any zetas or **** cartel hitmen coming to do their evil deeds over here in TX), I see nothing wrong with any review to make sure no innocents face execution. It's actually overdue and they should...

If we do go to war against the NK's again, China will definetely get involved again, but at least that'll give us an excuse not to pay our debt to them ha-ha. North Korea is a buffer for them. They would not like to have American troops or South Korean troops right on their border, heck, they...

or this....

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Well, you know the secret service may be monitoring this thread, right? :D

Sounds just about right... if he had done it in California, sounds to me the military is using the California "compassionate" justice system. Now, had the used the Texas system.... :D

Yeah, he won't go bankrupt if he gets cancer, he'll just die waiting for treatment.... :drumroll please:

Thank you, I'll never have clam chowder ever again :eek:

I'm on it...... sir ;)

I don't know, the girls' nipples don't seem too erect. That doesn't explain the guy's shrinkage! It must be the way it is all the time.

America!!! FUCK YEAH!! Buenas noches, amigos! :hatsoff:

Fucks sake, don't give ***** any more red bull, he'll just end up doing more "should ____ people be sterilized" polls! :mad:

Re: Does academic success in high school really determine how good of a life you live Talking from experience, considering I graduated with honors, missing being valedictorian by a pussy hair (mostly because of being suspended from school for a few days during my senior year but that's another...

Re: Shud ppl who poll about sterilising ppl who poll about sterilising ppl b sterilis It's not enough, we have to go deeper.... Now there's going to be a "should people who poll about sterilizing people who poll about sterilizing people who poll about sterilizing people be sterilized?" poll, dawg.

In my case, with some tortillas and pico de gallo... yum!!

It came out green and not brown! WHAT DOES IT MEAN? It means it's a double rainbow!!! :D OQSNhk5ICTI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Well, there's the old stereotype of the American wall street type jumping off a building.

You know, I don't think this poll is that stupid. It can encourage some enlightened and civil conversation or just a bunch of smartass comments. Yeah, knowing the members here...

Damn, forgot about those guys, thanks for reminding me. Though at least they didn't fly into civilian buildings while piloting an airplane full of passengers, got to give them that... ...and since I'm posting on this thread, got to bring up another one! AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!

Where's the link to the online store for that?

I think I'll give terrorists a taste of their own medicine. I'll fly to some middle eastern country, look for some jihadis and I'll say I want to join the jihad, that I want to strap a bomb on me to blow it up in an american embassy or base, but when I strap the explosives to myself I'll just...

Next we're going to have a "should people who start polls about sterilizing people who start polls about sterilizing people be sterilized" poll, dawg.

One episode of this TV series is a hell of lot better than all resident evil movies, that's my :2 cents:... this TV series as a whole may be just as good as the Romero movies. And, yes, this has raised the bar for what I'd expect from another zombie movie.

:thumbsup: Yup, they both take place during the christmas season and then the miracle of ONE guy being able to stop a bunch of well trained bad guys. I also want to add the original Lethal Weapon to this list. It also takes place during the christmas season and it starts with Jingle Bells Rock...

Never heard any of those songs. Except for Chuck Berry, they all look like they're from the 70's and early 80's.

So true, though I've never seen a Christian, Jew, Atheist, Buddist, Wiccan, Satanist, Scientologist, Hindu, Shinto, or Discordian doing something like that.... just sayin' :D

Now this song should have been played over the end credits: :sing: I shot the sheriff... :sing:

"virginity rike barroon, one plick all gone"