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Definetely, I need a gf to give me a lapdance to cheer me up... but with no gf, then I'm off to Mexico's boystown right now! Wish me luck! The leader of the Gulf cartel was just ****** friday night so his followers might go a bit bonkers tonight and that might be a bit dangerous, laters! :D

As much as I oppose the guy, he's the president and for once this trip to India is a good idea as a way to sort of poke Pakistan into a bit more cooperation, of course, I do believe he has to come clean with the expenses and if it's all kosher then okay, case closed. I guess the concern on...

By the way, as a way to help in IDing her, in a couple of pictures I've seen of her where she's topless but still has a skirt on, she seems to have a tattoo to the right of her bellybutton, in the right lower quadrant, but on pics where she's completely naked, it's gone, like airbrushed off or...

Damn, she a hooker? where does she work? :D

Here, here!! Though I already got two of her sets, the one in bed and the one on the sofa, I'm missing the one with her in blue jeans or any others! :D

Leave ~~Whimsy~~ ALONE!!!

The hot dog club! Does it burn when you ***?

But at least it's not as messy as a puppy

I see that Zachary "StanScratch" Wilson just got himself a kickass camera! :thumbsup:

Last year a buddy of mine and his wife tried to play cupid by setting me up with this cute chick who was a friend of his wife's. I went out with her a couple of times. Now that chick just went and got married a couple weeks ago, talk about cupid fail there. :(

You mean like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGQsv_qTzo DIGQsv_qTzo

So they give you candies or dog treats?

Happy Thanksgiving Day everybody! In a couple of weeks

Awesome!! And the crowd goes....

:sniff: :sniff: "something smells great! where's the BBQ? Oh, ****, in my pants!!"

That would be so true, especially if cap and tax passes :D

what can I say? great minds think alike.... :tongue:

Well, these bots would probably be a lot more fun than those online ones :D http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jzpbVEBBSTHSHppeiaDFm3DNeU-g

So what's the name of that rollercoaster? Lullaby?

and did you crack your crack? :D

Was that an episode of Jackass?

As if my cholesterol wasn't high enough, well, last time it was around 180 I'll try to break the record next time I go to the doc. That was what I thought the first time I tried it. Will I like it? Yes, I did. Not crazy about it but when I tried it, it hit the spot.

Now the scary part is the upcoming lame duck session for the democrats. I'm positive they'll try to cram down as much of their agenda down our throats before the new class is sworn in. But after that, it'd be better. I was reading an op-ed by some economist (a capitalist one, not a marxist)...

Well, it's called the Talk section, and since this board is all about freedom of expression, it'd be rather inconsistent for this board to be okay with nudity and pornography as freedom of expression but against the freedom of political expression. Plus, you don't have to participate in any...

It'd be funnier with pedobear as one of the TSA guys

Well, if they were in suppository form, you wouldn't have to hold him down, but he might just overdose on them

"Yeah, I don't need to sign it. I'm already cast for a movie called Corvette Summer, that is my ticket to the stars!"

Dirk, it's a trap! She's Baconsalt's ******!!

Oh, I remember. I remember having that abomination called Health Care "Reform" getting rammed down our throats for those of us who didn't want anything to do with it, who's the teabaggers now? I do remember too when Bush was reelected and wanted to reform (or as some libs would call it...

:facepalm: Actually, you got to INVEST money to make money. Investing means that you will get a return out of what you put in. If all you're doing is spend...good God, man, take an economics class not taught by a marxist!

and that's exactly why a zombie apocalypse could happen, I mean, could you really take a sledgehammer to your granny's head? Or your ***? Then you get bitten...latter, rinse, repeat Just got home so I'm barely watching it today, plus a got a bit of a buzz going, couple of drinks, usually for...

if that fella gets excited there WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!! :eek:

I just loved the description for that! Dirk, or as the ladies know him as "hey, you, in the bushes!"

Skyraider being stalked by cougars!! :eek:

And what if John Wayne Bobbit hadn't found his real penis and had to use a fake one? A Franken-Penis?

And what if John Wayne Bobbit hadn't found his real penis and had to use a fake one? A Franken-Penis?

:sing: Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat Goes wherever a spider goes Spins a web, any size Catches thieves, just like flies Look out! Here comes the Spider-Goat! :sing:

Maybe wait for a version with all the add-ons? :dunno: I loved Fallout 3 though

My dark knight just rose... :D

Get me Jack Bauer!!! But in all seriousness, this is a subject that hits close to home for me since I live near the border with Mexico and whenever I cross over there a ********** is a possibility. So whenever I cross, my wallet is empty except for my driver's license and some cash and I leave...

"Here, anus, come on, boy!! Who's a good anus? Yes, you are, you're a good, anus!"

Nails and hammer sold separately.

And later on his parents asked for a refund.... :D

It's definetely this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtJ4qzRxtw

Too many guys who play with their organs there

But only Chuck Norris can make music with a ***...

Et tu, Maildude? :D

Well, at least it wasn't a chinese food place, or he'd be the main dish :D

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" He thinks she's a puppet or what?

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" Did they just see someone get his nuts kicked up to his throat?