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  1. Red Spyder

    civil unrest

    I already do that every day! :D
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    Why I like bottled water better.

    That should be the name for a new brand of bottled water! "Tears of the Damned" Water!
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    This is how I want to **** up.

    Honestly, I didn't. Right now I got a pic of some really cute naked chick, goes by the name of Anya from MPL Studios as a background. But I'll save this one for later.
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    Marketing genius!

    What is this "maybe" business?
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    L3ggy and friends

    Yeah, those are the guests to the party, L3ggy might join in later on :D
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    Fuck off, bear!

    In Soviet Russia, man eats bear
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    L3ggy and friends

    So this is what weekends at L3ggy's look like, huh? I expected the "conga line" to be a bit longer, the party must just be starting
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    a Casualty of dirk's party

    Wendy's 99 cent chicken nuggets, nice touch
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    We don't let Ulysses to the races anymore...

    That's what he said..... literally
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    Who's This "BaconSalt" Character???

    He's an enigma inside a mystery within a conundrum wrapped in a tortilla and covered with cheese and ****, lots of ****
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    Russians having fun

    Is that the famous Russian TV show "осел"?
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    Russia must replace Kalashnikovs with American and French rifles?

    Selling small arms to Russia is like selling sand to Saudi Arabia or snow to eskimos. An outdated AK is still pretty good, it's not like a G3 or an M14, those are outdated, good for a designated marksman but not really for standard issue.
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    Marine trying to get out of work

    What marine? Where's the guy? I don't see him anywhere! :dunno:
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    This is how I want to **** up.

    I did **** up like that once, but after *********** at a strip club
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    Lyrics past and present

    Fixed :D
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    Vodkaz Christmas pic

    Are they women or old men in drag?
  17. Red Spyder

    Dirk takes a break

    Only YOU can prevent forest fires! Please don't fart
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    Whimsy tweaking his ride

    Give me $50 bucks and I'll make sure it does give out :D
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    Weekends at Vodkas

    You mean weekends at *****'s are not like Weekends at Bernie's? I could have sworn weekends at Vodkas also involved dead bodies
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    What Russel Brand sees first thing in the morning

    I would have thought the first thing he saw in the morning was her tits
  21. Red Spyder

    Great pair

    That is a really nice pair of T-shirts, why now I want to buy one for myself for the weekends
  22. Red Spyder

    Worse job in the world

    If the guy ever needs to take a day off they should give me a call! :D
  23. Red Spyder

    Equality in the army

    I think it's the Spanish army, the rifles are G-36's and the sign on the window is in Spanish.... just sayin' Makes me want to visit Spain now :D
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    motivational posters

    Oh, Petraaaaaa :D
  25. Red Spyder

    VV was here...

    Did VV spawn from there or what? :eek:
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    Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Elavator Help

    Has anyone been playing COD:MW2 lately. For the last couple of days I've seen a glitch like this being exploited by a whole bunch of assclowns. I join a game in progress, in Favela, go inside a building and dropped dead, so I watched the killcam and the asshole that "shot me" is out in the...
  27. Red Spyder

    Which Video Game Character Are You?

    Solid Snake, which incidentally is the nickname for my penis
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    motivational posters

    Part II
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    An accurate rendition

    Tonight, we dine in HELL!!!
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    "Yeah, I'm walking a bunny..."

    Hmmm, bunny stew! A la Fatal Atraction
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    Easy parking

    must be fun rolling down the driveway! weeeeeeee!!!
  32. Red Spyder

    and like a good neighbor

    Well, at least he doesn't ***** it
  33. Red Spyder

    olga is missing

    Polka raves, I think I've seen her around the ol' Ecstatic Accordion club
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    A cool gif from me, sara jay

    Are you a fan of Tequileiras Do Funk? P8GQ16jnCxg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Well, I was bored at home saturday nite, so I went to the dollar movies and fell for "Skyline", cheesier than a three cheese burrito at taco bell.... ugh, as a Mexican I can't believe I mentioned taco bell, but that's how cheesee the movie was, awful!
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    Chinese stealth fighter flies!

    Wow, those chinese bootleggers are really impressive! Bootlegging stealth technology now! :D
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    Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years

    Well, good excuse as any to light up the BBQ pit :D
  38. Red Spyder

    what game are you playing right now?

    Fallout 3, but mostly playing COD:MW2. I'm trying to get to 10(?) prestige or whatever the top prestige is and I'm already on pretige 8, level 10.
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    Does Anyone Find Fallout 3 The Hardest Game Ever

    Like whalers said, a sniper rifle and chinese stealth armor can be of big help (where's the chinese stealth armor anyway? I've never seen it) But the way I deal with them is the dart *** + frag mines/grenades/nuka grenade combo, or just dart *** + plasma rifle/chinese assault rifle combo. I...
  40. Red Spyder

    Whimsy's fallen on hard times

    Next he'll be shaving his head
  41. Red Spyder

    Why have the mods lost their rep power...

    There, fixed
  42. Red Spyder

    Todays MLK Day

    Damn, I should have stopped at Church's. Sorry, I didn't get to eat fried chicken today but thanks for the suggestion for lunch tomorrow! :thumbsup: Oh, and it's Tea Partiers, got to keep the discourse "civil", am I right? :D
  43. Red Spyder

    ALWAYS Look Before You Take a Dump!!

    Actually, that's what I pooped....
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    motivational posters

    Part I
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    Help smashing gf from behind

    whip it good =IIEVqFB4WUo&ob=av2nm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo&ob=av2nm Sorry, couldn't help it!! :D
  46. Red Spyder

    One f****t ruins for the rest of us

    Dire Straits, at least they're not Nickelback :eeew:
  47. Red Spyder

    Was It an Inside Job??

    Of course it was pulled, didn't you see the cranes that pulled it down? They were invisible, made from the same metal as the UFO's they keep at area 51
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    Todays MLK Day

    Martin Luther King, Jr., the Professor Xavier to Malcom X's Magneto :D
  49. Red Spyder

    Promiscuity Safety Certificate

    ...and never leave home without it, guys (in case the lady doesnt carry it)
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