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You know what he is? He's easy come, easy go.

I'm actually mildly afraid of you both. :2 cents:

Please disregard what he said, and delete his account.

That was pure poetry.

I think I could market this idea. The tagline would sound something like this (read it in the guy's voice who does all the movie trailers): On a desert island, far in the Pacific, a group of OCSMs are stranded. They are battling the elements, the jungle, each other, and, most importantly...

and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

They've got to be getting close...

I'm responding directly to your posts, providing information and reaction that is carefully worded and thought out. That's not trolling. Also, this is not a matter of racism, but of sexism. Are you unable to process that? Finally, I did not once defend the tweet from the Onion. In fact, I...

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Yes. Please don't ruin another thread. Thank you.

Okay, don't actually respond to the salient points in my post. It's what we expect of you, as you're foolish. Or retarded. The jury is still out on that one. However, you criticized them on this post, and now you said they should not have taken it down? That doesn't make sense. Let me put...

No one knows. But I'll say with confidence, The Onion's days are not numbered. They'll be around for ages. You can quote me. I have never once been called foolish here, actually. You, on the other hand, are often called foolish. Because you are. It's so easy to get you to look foolish...

I am currently cooking a cow tongue, so I can make cow tongue sandwiches tomorrow. Does that qualify as weird? It's quite delicious.

I think I may actually love you.

:1orglaugh You're cute. The Onion's days are not numbered. Just like the U.S. hasn't turned into a war zone under President Obama's regime. Just like the U.S. hasn't become an economically depressed country under President Obama. Just like every conspiracy theory you believe doesn't come...

Glue their sandals to the floor.

She actually referred to you as "pretty."

Someone told me he looks like you.

Wow, Anders looks pretty good!

STDiva

**** in tupperwear and put it in their fridge.

Madam, you were never a joke. :2 cents:

Briana Lee has a hell of a time hiding her third arm.

I have never wanted to be a balloon so much. :drool2:

It was difficult, but I finally managed to vote for gunslingingbird.

Chicago makes history. Pretty cool.

Can I have a picture of your dick with squallumz's autograph on it? He can write pretty small.

This. Get as much info as you can, and report it to the FBI. I've done just that.

Fair point, Alex.

I know it says Kate's Playground on the pictures, but that's not Kate.

I believe I just jizzed in my pants.

You know I think you're hot. We'd have a threesome with you, but you'd see her, and forget I'm in the room. :(

I wank very little, and have quite a lot of sex with my wife. I don't know the exact ratio, but I'm pretty happy with the numbers. My wife thinks you're hot, by the way.

Ask away. I don't fear you.

Did said dildo get show out of a woman's vagina, fly through the air, and inadvertently hit you in the eye?

Anders is using the sig I made for him. My life is complete.

Nope. Doesn't work like that. We get to taunt you for months.

The Professional

15 minutes of Michael Jordan awesomeness. I don't even care much for this sport, but it's really quite fun to watch this.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs

You bet. I'd take my picture in that.

The Italian Job

Another terrible response. You can't have it both ways, Will. You criticized him for his Christian church affiliation. Now he's something else. Next week, he'll be a Jew? A Muslim? Something else completely unsubstantiated? And I swear, you coming back and saying he is a Muslim is the...

Did you just ask for a link to a post that points out the fact that people had an issue with President Obama's Christian church? Wait, now. You said he wasn't a Christian. You can't have it both ways, moron.

I love how deluded you are. It's fantastic. Hard to believe sometimes. Always good entertainment, though. Though I realise you don't mean to be entertaining.

Oil your balls now, sir?

Correct, facts are facts. You were bitching about the Pastor at his Christian Church when he was a candidate. You don't get to have it both ways. You are very stupid, and will believe any conspiracy theory put in front of you involving the President. None of your conspiracy theories have been...

:1orglaugh President Obama is a Christan American. Opinion stated as fact. This fucking guy.