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Some places photographed from space. http://thechive.com/2013/03/07/different-parts-of-the-world-viewed-from-space-48-photos/

If you do it quietly, will they not realise it gets dark?

Like tattoos, or don't. Who cares? But if you're judging someone because they have tattoos, as though there is only one type of person (a bad type) that gets tattoos, you're an idiot. Tattoos don't define people, and if you think they do, that's a prejudice of your own. It has nothing to do...

What's the name of your mental deficiency condition?

Fill a shower head with chili powder.

I thought it was up to Santa. :(

Yeah. I'd rather small naturals than large fakes. And pancake nipples sound delicious.

Haha. I understand your frustration, but I do have to say that this streak is nothing but good for ratings in the middle of the country. What fun to watch!

Ha. Yeah, it's a great scene. :hatsoff:

I think all three of you ****** someone with a trident. You should probably lay low for a while.

What about carpet?

Please. Plenty of mayo.

Go fuck a loaf of bread.

Like that's an absolute. Different **** for different weather/occasion, man. Ask real questions! What is love? (Baby don't hurt me)

Can't delete a post. You can report it, and plead with a mod to delete it, but that's the only possibility, and, unless it is something that so flagrantly breaks the rules that it is hard to believe it actually exists, it won't get deleted.

Do you really love lamp, or are you just saying that?

And some more! http://thechive.com/2013/03/05/a-few-beautiful-stops-to-make-around-the-globe-in-your-lifetime-30-photos/

Good grief, people. Stop baiting the fucking troll.

Know what I like? You telling this douchenozzle to gtfo. Make a 6 second video of that and put it on youtube. I'd whack to it. Also, I'm afraid to say I don't actually know any midgets. I'm on the hunt for one now, though. Finally, how about some video of you with a cucumber? :)

No, actually. I'm a frank person. If I have a question, I'll ask it. It turns out that as race holds no bias for me whatsoever, I can't imagine a question that I would hesitate to ask. But if you imagine that every white person has questions they're ashamed to ask black people, you're a racist.

Seven Brides for Seven brothers.

Oh, yeah? Fuck you, you dingleberry, ***** cock! I'm going to thump you like a man! That didn't come out quite right...

This may be the stupidest thread I've ever read on FreeOnes, and that's saying something.

Bridge over the River Kwai

He's a smart guy, but I'm not sure directing will work for him. Be interesting to see his take on this.

You are awesome!

Anything involving midgets.

Have your wife hold a sign while she blows you. Something like this: "Hi FreeOnes. bofuvum is getting blown." "p.s. I'm a liar"

May happy returns!

Sorry, I can't line up behind either Republican or Democratic parties. I'll stick with the New Democratic Party. (Here comes the Canadian outcry!)

Thanks! :hatsoff:

No problem. It just isn't my thing. Glad you like it, though. Shall we now make a plan to take over the world together?

I find him hilarious. The most hilarious thing is that he takes himself seriously, when no one else in the world does. It's great fun to watch.

Only if I can, too. :suspicious:

I don't know what it is from. I'm assuming some video game or something? I find it dumb, frankly. But whatever floats your boat.

Hey, look! Another thread that has nothing to do with the original post because Will states opinions like facts, and thinks he has the correct interpretation of the bible! :*****:

Well done, you changed it. That makes you look foolish.

Nope. Responding to what you said. You stated your opinions as facts. They're not. :wave:

Hey, look! Opinions stated as facts!

No. Only small hairy pussy is weird.

I hope you're dead. (But still farting.)

I hope you're being sexy.

:( I get ignored.

That is an excellent addition to the question!

If you had to pick one with which to cuddle, would you choose a bearded man, or a Labrador?

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs

Actually, you in a dp could be quite nice.

You may need to marry me.

What about some flashing in a public place? Or possibly even some masturbation in a public place? Get an insertable vibe with a separate controller, walk around in a mall with a vibe going. :D