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Looks good. It's cleaner. Personally, I'd reduce the large picture size in favour of some blank space, but I'm a minimalist. Good work.

You're trapped on a deserted island, and you're allowed to take only one thing. What do you choose: Dildo or your favourite book?

When you stop gobbling cocks long enough to make a post that isn't on the hairy edge of retarded, we'll take your words seriously. Phew. That felt good.

Best thing you can do is tape it very, very firmly against the next toe, and wear roomy shoes for a couple of weeks.

Plan 9 from outerspace

What in the hell happened in the Toronto/Montreal game last night? First, Toronto won 6-0, that seems odd enough, but there were 96 penalty minutes handed out in the third period alone for fighting, and someone got bit? wat?

This is excellent advice for everyone. Do you think arguing/name calling is going to change people's minds? Hell, presenting some people with solid facts that disprove their arguments isn't enough to change minds on an internet porn forum.

How does a blind man know when his bum is clean?

hoo hoo.

They also eat babies and kick puppies.

"I'm not a real blonde."

The butt hurt is strong with this moron.

I'm here for STDiva

Ha. No kidding wtf. :hatsoff:

The Hobbit. Wat?

You need to reconsider how you use the term liberal. Using it as you do makes you look as foolish as Will.

Bishop Tutu?

Two, too, or to?

So, you think this is what every single, uh.. "liberal" thinks and would do?

Oh, well that makes everything okay now, doesn't it? :facepalm:

A few options:

Too skinny in the middle. Not attractive.

Trust me. They want to see pictures of your junk.

Pictures of your penis need to be approved. Please email them to petra@freeones.com and carbon copy anders@freeones.com

Damn. Only 3?

Yes, you're welcome to post your tits, too.

I'm going to step out in a different direction, here. Get on the fucking *****. Anti depressants can be life changers. If you get the mix of *****, exercise, and diet right, you'll be a changed woman. For the better. Also, posting pictures of your completely naked tits helps.

I'll play this game.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs

When will GSB and squallumz come out of the closet, and admit they have a deep, faggy love for each other?

You're not kidding!

Fuck squallumz with a brick. Be MY valentine. I smell better.

Chicago is unreasonably good this year. I initially though the Blues were the team to watch in the West this season, but Chicago is crazy.

:hatsoff: That guy is such a douche

Heh. Hope you didn't get coffee on your screen. :hatsoff:

Yeah, she wasn't referring to you. You're a worthless douche.

Oh, I see. I rather like Sabrina Deep. However, because you say she can protect herself, anything I say is...what. exactly? Here's some truth: Sabrina is awesome. She contributes here all the time. Responds to people's questions, and acts like an OCSM should, in every way. You, on the...

Having read these posts, I believe you are retarded.

Fuck off, douchnozzle.

:hatsoff: The photo is inevitable, when you spend so much time in front of the camera.

:hatsoff: What a twat.

Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything "Jizz in my pants."

Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm because of this comment.

:hatsoff:

You're a cock holster, do you know that?