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Votes for you will indeed continue to happen when the dick pictures start hitting Anders' inbox and show up on this thread.

:1orglaugh Opinions stated as fact. This fucking guy.

I voted. For who? If you're wondering, it likely wasn't you. :)

Thanks, man! I love those nature pictures! :glugglug:

Cool. http://twistedsifter.com/2013/01/surreal-satellite-images-of-earth-landsat/

Can we use this one?

Change your tyre, like a boss.

Huh. I always thought that super glue was developed to use with field-dressings in the Korean or Second World War. Turns out, that's just urban legend. It is used for that, though. Cool read.

I prefer some jizz on mine.

Well played.

*too

I don't know anything about you except that you're a racist.

A pie: ingredients combined and cooked in a dough shell. Sometimes covered on the top with an additional shell. Sometimes deep, sometimes shallow. A pizza: ingredients combined and cooked in a dough shell. Sometimes covered on the top with an additional shell. Sometimes deep, sometimes shallow.

What are you talking about? You're only 3'5...oh. I see.

Kind of a fun watch. Several Presidents working the crowd. http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-the-greatest-jokes-american-presidents-ever-told/#0

I'd like to say, for the record, that the banter between people here who aren't Briana Lee has made me stop visiting her threads. Sorry if that offends you, hurts your feelings, or anything of the sort. People aren't logging on to FreeOnes, and seeking out threads that include pictures of...

Orcs or Uruk Hai?

Salt the water, cook al dente, oil when you have it in the strainer. Unless you're using a cream sauce, in which case no oil whatsoever should touch the pasta.

Just dip Roald's balls in your smoothie. The flavour will be spot on.

Thin crust, pesto, roasted chicken, sun dried tomatoes, and pine nuts. :yummie:

I knew you only loved me for my soft, lady like hands.

:tinhat:

Dwarfs or midgets?

I vote for the OCSMs here that I like, and with whom I interact. They know who they are. Also, Roald has promoted me to assistant oil boy.

Cracker.

I'm willing to vote for any OCSM who is willing to help me get rid of Roald's body.

I just saw it. I tittered.

Ha. Glad you liked it.

Thanks! It's a theory of mine that I'm actually writing into a book. :hatsoff:

Interestingly, I'm re-watching West Wing right now, and I just saw the episode where the opening line is said. It's a great show. Yeah. There's never going to be a countercultural revolution again. 18 year old folks in this nation can't get off their ass and be motivated about anything...

Nice. I'll have to find it.

No, never even heard of it, actually. Now I must try to find it. Just did a little looking, it gets really high rankings overall. What's the over all flavour like?

I hope you didn't eat too spicy.

Vegetables she's fucked, I'm guessing.

The only thing I'll tolerate is a steaming dump on my chest.

What do you think about teams from the south having to perform in snow for the big game? You really think that's fair?

It was difficult, but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.

Ever fucked a cucumber?

I'm of two minds. While I agree that it should cycle through all the teams, I don't really think it should be outdoors. It's a risky time of year, and I don't think a major sporting event of this magnitude should have that unpredictable element. While that might be fun for us fans, it's hell...

I shave half, only. Right side shaved, left side full on hairy. It covers everyone's preferences. I aim to please.

You're such an intolerant motherfucker. Bastard.

No. Mods are trash. You know this. Accepting it will make your life easier.

Yeah. Here's the problem. Because you think it is dumb, doesn't make it dumb. Also, allow people to believe what they believe without being a dick about it. Hey, you believe the sky is blue. That's dumb. It's a refraction of light, and the sky has no actual colour. You fucking moron. How...

I'm sorry, but this is one of the dumbest things I have read on FreeOnes. Religious or not, don't discount the contributions that religion has made in government, in laws, in just about every facet of life. I don't care if you don't believe, but think historically. Of course religion still...