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Well, someone had to help her out of those wet clothes and into a shower...

Looks like she has a charming personality to go along with her super-model looks. H

I'm still working on the answer to this one...

Please tell me it's the biggest selling sex toy of 2009 so far! H

Did he lose a bet? I wouldn't do that for large sums of money... H

Hulk smash, baby! Nyow.... H

Looks more like Bootsy Collins

Should have used "The shocker" It's worth more points. H

I saw it at Wal Mart just yesterday- no ****. I saw parts 1-3, and all of them had 3-D covers, but Part 3 included glasses for watching the movie in 3-D as an option. jb

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M I love that set! I wish it had twice as many photos and half as many sex toys, though... :2 cents: Nice link, sir!

Sure it's drumsticks, but at least there's a double penetration in that set. :D H

If you go for that sort of thing, I guess. She's still amazing, no matter how much hair is down there. :hatsoff:

Well.... uh..... what.... the.... fuck..... :dunno: H

Holy **** that's funny! :rofl: H

I'm not sure if Tigger on his head, his expression, or Spidey's face covering his junk is the most gay. H

The most kick ass thing ever would be if he went as Yoda for Halloween. H

My boss was recently like a cannon during war time - Fired.... :glugglug: H

Actually, doesn't it say "Penthouse" under the name of that website? Either way, she is so damn yummy, and holy hell- fishnets! H

The first four are awesome- the very reason that we still talk about ole Jason today. The rest are hit and miss, but mostly miss. H

innocent comment? You insulted the way she looks. So what was "blunt" is now just an innocent comment. Gotcha. I bid you good day, sir. :hatsoff: H

And since you wouldn't have been the high priced talent, you'd have been **** off the set with about half your teeth by security. And by the way, Bale doesn't really need to seek fame all that much- I think he's there. ;) This was a blow up by an actor. I'd wager that just about everyone who...

But here's the point you're missing- no one asked you anything about your opinion on Sara. To refresh your memory, here's the original question in the thread: So what the hell does your insulting observation have to do with Sara doing anal? Nothing. Lesson- if you "don't like to be...

And I haven't said this before, but I'll say it now- that was rude and uncalled for If you can't say anything nice, then... you know the rest. H

Why yes... yes he does. Did someone say he was in Wisconsin? I'm close- I could go find him and ***** him at gunpoint back to a computer. H

right click- save on the floating Ron Jeremy head. H

I do. He's fucking crazy. :hatsoff: H

The Winnahhhhh............ :hatsoff: H

See, I would argue that some of the episodes of Southpark the last 2 seasons have been hilarious, where ****** Guy has never really been funny (except on Southpark) Still, I think the best seasons of SP were around the 4/5/6 area. H

The sex in porn movies is very real. "Regular" Hollywood chicks play roles to simulate a different person, but when someone is fucking for a camera, and I mean really actually having sex, those are real sex acts. They're not "role playing" ass-to-mouth, are they? Suppose being gaped, or...

Thanks Chica! :hatsoff: H

Hello back! How's everything in the minidog world these days? I'm trying to raise funding for a zombie movie I'm making, but can't ask for donations here, lest it be considered spamming :) Bummer, because I know some of my Freeones chums would throw in $1 or $2

Nice ones, Jamrak! H

Absolutely not. Well, I suppose if you are deathly afraid of snakes and prone to panic attacks, and have a weak heart. Well, this is one of the most common snakes in the US, and there are a couple/few variations, but they're basically a yard & garden type snake. I think the large ones can...

Most of the disrespect of these women seems to come from: a. The men in this industry b. Themselves (I hear the women themselves calling themselves and each other sluts and whores more than people on this board) c. The men in this industry Ya know, I respect a lot (a LOT) of the nude and...

Always one of my faves! H

Oh, I thought someone was looking for Dane Cook again.... my bad.... H

No, this is what happens when you approach a cheeseburger after a hit of acid.

Artist's rendering of Senob :D

The internet has ****** intelligent things to do with time. :hatsoff: H

Hit and miss- some are funny- some are WAY not. If it wasn't such a pain in the ass to upload a bunch to a hosting site, *and I wasn't so fickin' lazy, I throw a bunch on here. But it is a pain in the ass, and I am so fickin' lazy. H

These are fucking awesome! And Will, with all the useless **** people do nowadays, you would scold them for this? I mean, those retards on "Jackass" fired lit bottle rockets out of their asses. I think **** who lip synch to ghey pop songs for their web cams and upload it to Youtube are way...

Nuh- uh! :weeping:

So then... if they wanted to stop him, they could..... foul him a lot? :dunno: H

Dude- couldn't rep you, but the spelling/grammar police thank you :D And I thought just posting photos was a no no :nono: H

I arrested a few, including a woman named Holly W00d, but never used one, and never will. H

Southpark for me. I can watch American ***, and I've never minded a good Simpsons episode, but I think ****** Guy is just crap. King of the Hill I never much got into, but I echo the sentiments about Futurama and Venture Brothers- both good series. One guy's opinion. H

On the one hand, it's not Bale's place to do that, and the tantrum filled with bad words was totally unprofessional. On the other hand, walking onto the set and screwing up a shot, which is probably costing a ton of money to the studio, is also unprofessional. But it's obvious nobody jumped in...

Sensational, Heady! Nicely done. H

First of all, it's a girlfriend- not a wife- and if you've been together several years and it's only died off to once every two weeks- consider yourself lucky. This is a girlfriend, and you're both young. You're going to have to ask yourself, if you get "nuclear" inside because she's not...

Bleahhh... Get a Martin, and stick with a Martin. I've learned a ton of things for acoustic guitar, not all of them originally for acoustic guitar. One of my favorites to play, and it's a totally repetitive piece with great lyrics, is Social Distortion's "Ball and Chain"- easy to play and...