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And you can do that with any number of topics. I mean, hell, you could come in and say either: A. "Abortion is wrong! It's ******!" or B. "I think abortions should be free on demand for anyone 11 years old and up!" And hell, you'll get a thread that is so controversial, it's bound to be...

Hey, try not to be a *total* penis. Congrats on the promotion, usmc!! That's a nice milestone. Hope the surgery wasn't required for the promotion! :rofl: My week's meh. Get some damn *****, so you'll be rested for them to knock you out and cut you open, Sergeant! H

Thank you, oh wise one.

My top five porn stars would be ones that know how to use the search function on Freeones for the 10,275 other threads exactly like this one.

Just out of curiosity, what the hell do pubic hairs even taste like? What could they taste like? That's just ridiculous. And what was she expecting cum to taste like? Hawaiian punch? H

I bet Brachs would have a hard time selling those.

Doesn't look like my thing. I mean, I love naked women, but this doesn't look like something I enjoy. I want them a bit more close and "hands-on" H

And please note that by placing a laughing icon next to my JOKE, that I was joking about Mr. Skin being, in any way, comparable to Playboy. :crash:

Anyone else notice we're not hearing much anymore about that pandemic that was going to annihilate the world?

Some 14 year old tranny? :dunno:

You're just not having any luck today, are ya'? H

Note to self- once you post a picture on the internet, that **** is there forever, and one day, you will be sitting on the edge of a bed saying "You see ****, sometimes...."

Yep, have to echo the others sentiments here. If she's like that, she's like that. I wouldn't trust her to not whore out within a year of being married. She clearly is an attention seeker, and after you've been married to her for a bit, you're not going to give her the attention she's going...

Your pussy will I fuck.

I think this sums it all up. H

What about "Mr. SKin"? :rofl: H

Tee hee! I had to look a second time to make sure I'd read that right. H

Except for that Adam's apple.

Killjoy.......

I think one of them was called "That really uninteresting video where that chick who tried to be Jenna Jameson did a bunch of things that really weren't that interesting while sounding like a man." It was rated PG-13 :hatsoff:

Oh my god... the government owning Playboy... ugh.... The thousands of unpleasant visions that just invaded my mind has unsettled dinner. H

Thanks for the kind words, everyone. Had a dinner last night, and his wife was over. She seemed in pretty good spirits, but even she admitted that she's just pretty numb to it right now. We've told her to stop by any time she wants if she gets to feeling poorly about things. I haven't really...

No! My dreams are shattered! I was hoping this stuff was real! :******: ;)

Hey everyone :( Some of you know, some of you don't, but in my spare time, I'm trying to take over the world by making independent movies. To that end, I work with a lot of folks who are just amazing people. One of those amazing people was the husband of my wife's best friend. I had met him...

The government is in on this because of the same reason that the government is in on anything: M O N E Y H

The more important question is- is this dude even still relevant? Even with his new album out? He probably got mad because someone made fun of his awesomeness. Which only he, apparently, actually believes in. Kind of like his "amazing talent". H

Will that be important in the coroner's report? :glugglug:

Communism... do not play with it.

That's what I was thinking. Swimming is ok, drowning is not. :rofl:

Nah, it even says that the category is comedy.

Nice- sort of makes you feel a bit cooler while you're on the hot sunny beach. I wonder if the dude got any strange looks for bringing a stocking hat, scarf, buttons, and a carrot to the beach. :D

That's the best '**** bricks' one yet. Except for maybe the one with the ****** trail leading to the porta-potty. H

Bless me ******, for I am just about to sin....

White chicks and gang signs... here we go again :rolleyes: H

That's the best use of snow I've ever seen. H

You know what's really awesome? No helmet, no knee/elbow pads- just a daredevil *** doing **** that **** do. Even if this photo is faked, it's a win. H

That doesn't look very protective. :D

What are the prizes for winning? :eek:

I think it would be totally hot if she could lick her own pussy.

He looks less than intelligent, in a "I still wear shoes with velcro as an adult" sort of way. H

Am I the only one creeped out by ********'s cartoon characters depicted in sex acts with human women? Damn, I'm weird....

They're all trapped in their houses. And do teenagers actually still do that (go outside, I mean) these days? See, that's what's wrong today. Fuck that- I'm not giving up. Might suck, and take three days, but I'm not staying trapped at home. Suppose I run out of ****? What if there's...

Well, at least he's not missing anymore. He's right there. H

***** on...

The wedding ring I put on her finger. :hatsoff:

Is it just me? Or does this seem like spamming/advertisement for this site? :dunno:

Well, with Suze's stuff, it's not always *just* the way the models look with the photo-shopping (which Playboy wins the award for), but it's the whole thing: the overdone colored lighting, the ridiculous "costume" lingerie, the poses that have been the same since the 80s. It's too phony for my...

I always said if living in the US became impossible, there's only one other place I'd live- and now I am reminded again of why Australia is that place. H

I'm somewhere in the middle. I like some makeup on a gal, but not so much that it starts to look like a KISS concert, but then I would doubt if almost any of the girls in photo shoots or videos now are COMPLETELY without makeup. I don't much care for really over-produced stuff at all, and...

Out of those? Taylor Rain, without question