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  1. hedonis

    Beard Pulling...why didn't I think of that to get the chicks???

    Those bitches.... 12 years hard labor for both! H
  2. hedonis

    He-Man

    He has the POWERRRRRRRRRRRR! Of gayness.....
  3. hedonis

    This never happened at my office!:-(

    Me either, and why did she take off ALL her clothes to copy her ass? H
  4. hedonis

    Retarded Hot???

    That is so awful. I hope the owner of that site gets hit by a train. H
  5. hedonis

    fan signs

    I'd certainly be interested in seeing one with my name on it. :D
  6. hedonis

    Idiots hurting themselves

    That was an interesting video, but those are not Darwin awards. Crap- a bunch of the train stuff is test footage, where they are crashing trains into stuff on purpose. The rocket launches and traffic accidents are hardly stupidity. The could have whittled the stupid people down to all those...
  7. hedonis

    What hotel did you stay in on your vacation?

    I'd bring my own sheets to that hotel.....
  8. hedonis

    Infidelity Fail

    I wanted to read the transcript of the rest of the conversation! H
  9. hedonis

    Iron Maiden or Van Halen

    Van Halen has just constantly damaged their own credibility with me over the years, with all the lead singer issues to some ho-hum tunes. Iron Maiden, on the other hand, just plain kick ass. H
  10. hedonis

    Bret Michaels Gets Laid Out

    Brett Michaels was/is(?) the lead singer of the hair metal band Poison. H
  11. hedonis

    Aria Giovanni

    Swweeeeeet! ***** come true, and something I've been calling for for a while now! WELCOME, Aria!!! :hatsoff: H
  12. hedonis

    any twitterers...

    Another way to butcher the English language and smash your car into things while not paying attention. :hatsoff: H
  13. hedonis

    I see they've moved into other ventures!

    WWXD? That is the question.... H
  14. hedonis

    I'd like to shot one into her

    My guess is she's at a range, but ***-*** on her, she's not being very safe. There's hearing protection right next to her on the table! :nono: H
  15. hedonis

    Worst Album Cover...WTF???

    Dudes... this is some pretty fucked up ****, right here. H
  16. hedonis

    I'd like to shot one into her

    Nice... very very nice. H
  17. hedonis

    Best Vietnam movie ever made.

    While I like many of those on that list, I thought "Hamburger Hill" was the best of them. Ugly, unrelenting, unfriendly. My second would be "Full Metal Jacket". H
  18. hedonis

    I'd wear it too if I had a nice piece of ass like that!

    There's no dignity hit? If you were wearing it to show off your good sense of humor, wouldn't you try to NOT look like a whipped puppy while standing next to her? :dunno: He doesn't much look like he's having a wacky good old time, but more like "Oh sweet Jesus, someone's taking a picture...."...
  19. hedonis

    Sexy Motivator 2

    She certainly does have a great ass :thumbsup: H
  20. hedonis

    She's pretty, and all that, but too much???

    I don't mind a tattoo or two on a gal, and I know these are likely fake, but that would just be ridiculous. H
  21. hedonis

    Sorry Rob

    Oh man, this will be a great photo to pass along to Rob, the friend that we all make fun of (in a fun way :rolleyes: ) H
  22. hedonis

    No Title

    My guess would be someone who started with the phrase "Wouldn't it be funny if...?" H
  23. hedonis

    What make is your mobile phone (phones) ??

    That's weird, I've been with Verizon for a while, and haven't noticed any of the capabilities of my phone crippled. Of course, having said that, I have a Motorola Razor which *was* good, but now is old and ******, and so now I say to you, it sucks ass. H
  24. hedonis

    Do you prefer a collection of pics or videos?

    Pictures for me, because I love looking at them, and most of the videos on the net seem to be 1 minute or less, and that's just not that interesting to me. But a well composed shot of a hot woman? Gold, baby.... H
  25. hedonis

    Shay Laren or Simi?

    Simi/Arwyn for me. Not a very big fan of Shay Laren. H
  26. hedonis

    About Promo Pics (Porn)

    Same way with mainstream movies, too. They'll take tons of stills while shooting, to help create promo shots. H
  27. hedonis

    how do u clean up ue cum?

    Mine shoots so far that I've taken to making it into a game- shooting it across the room at a trash can, an old cup, and the top hole of an old straw. I shoot from about twenty paces, and see if I can get it in any of those targets. The wife gives me prize tickets for scoring a certain number...
  28. hedonis

    Teen girls right now

    Sorry, but I gotta agree with Jane B on this one- a hot woman is hot, regardless of age. Oh my god- she's 25! She's ancient! I prefer women to girls anyhow, so I'm weird. Don't go by me. H
  29. hedonis

    Pirates Starting Carmen Luvana & Jesse Jane

    Meh.... I'd rather watch a 2-hour compilation of action than this crap. I can see bad special effects and horrible plots watching MST3K, and still get better porn somewhere else. Jesse Jane is tremendously overrated. H
  30. hedonis

    Obama visits Normandy & Buchenwald - rebukes Ahmadinejad's holocaust denial

    That's kind of been the theme with all of the people who hated us while W was president, and are the same now that Obama is- Kim-Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, Daniel Ortega, Achmedenijad (Or however you spell it), and the hits just keep on comin! But I will give credit where it is due- I can't stand...
  31. hedonis

    The customer is always right

    I would have tried to come up with something a little more clever. Not sure what, but at least they got their point across. H
  32. hedonis

    This might be redneck....

    I would say "inventive", but really.... Seems more like redneckism. H
  33. hedonis

    Thanks Freeones

    Thanks Freeones, and thanks Skyraider!!!! :nanner: H
  34. hedonis

    Top 20 Ugly Cheerleaders

    Yeah, I didn't find #3 to be ugly, especially considering some of the people ranked less ugly than she was. I mean come on, she's uglier than four dudes in cheerleader outfits riding a statue? :lame: H
  35. hedonis

    Why all the bald guys ? :P

    Well, you know... all knobby and knotty. Maybe lots of protruding veins, etc. Yep, could be a pinhead or conehead. H
  36. hedonis

    Pooper Scooper Barbie

    Are Barbie's tits smaller?
  37. hedonis

    The greatest star of our time?

    Who the hell is Maria Osawa? And I mean that from the "Greatest Star of Our Time" standpoint- I would think that the greatest star would be someone that people have fussed and fawned over (Like Jenna Jameson, etc.) Not that Maria might not be hot, or even a great porn star, but greatest of our...
  38. hedonis

    Why all the bald guys ? :P

    My head is completely shaved, but that was just me beating ****** nature to the punch. As I'm not inclined to try out every new chemical/treatment in a desperate attempt to keep from looking like George Costanza, I just decided to make it easy and get rid of my hair. Mind you, I'm NOT a porn...
  39. hedonis

    Behind you!!!

    It's an old shop. This one's been emailed to me about fifty times, with fifty different places/dates/stories. H
  40. hedonis

    I wouldn't laugh

    Those three in front of her can't even see it! :eek: Beware, guys!
  41. hedonis

    Glad I wasn't sitting in that tree.

    That's just frickin cool!
  42. hedonis

    What the fuck is on her ass, and why is he wearing a mask???

    Great moments in decision making! I think it was because she wants men to respect her more.
  43. hedonis

    I'd wear it too if I had a nice piece of ass like that!

    There is no piece of ass worth that kind of dignity hit. H
  44. hedonis

    go me!!!!

    Umm... Bodie? Sergeant is spelled... well, sergeant. :hatsoff: H
  45. hedonis

    Where Can I Get One Of These Bodysuits?

    Clearly, whatever site that is is not kosher here.
  46. hedonis

    go me!!!!

    Ouch. Super ouch.
  47. hedonis

    go me!!!!

    I love how "not much damage" is $2000!!! :eek: That used to be one of the things that used to be weird about filling out accident reports as a cop. "Light damage- (estimated cost to repair or replace)- $8,000" Why? Because it was the rear bumper, tail light, and trailer hitch of a big SUV. H
  48. hedonis

    Aren't You Tired of skiny women, who look sick and they aint.....

    Paul, your second photo is a shop, and was exposed as such on snopes. I do agree that I don't like overly skinny women, though. Extremes aren't good at either end of the spectrum when it comes to women and their weight. H
  49. hedonis

    Why Nuke testing is done underground

    No one really tests nuclear weapons anymore, except crazy little dictators with small man syndrome that have been parodied by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. :D H
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