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  1. hedonis

    Look! I Received A Christmas Card From StanScratch

    awkward ****** photos is a great site!
  2. hedonis

    Customers who also bought this item . . .

    Perfection. I don't know a single soul that ever watched the show, or gives a **** about any of those people. The fact that they keep giving "news" coverage to it baffles me. The show should have been called "Ice Queen and the Goober ruin 8 ****"
  3. hedonis

    Suit for business of the woman

    It's one thing if you're hot and wear something like that. But..... Just sayin'....
  4. hedonis

    What if . . .

    Then I would be there every day when it opened, to gain knowledge. And bang quiff and motorboat the boobies....:nanner:
  5. hedonis

    favorite south park character

    I think that was the point of them. You have no soul......
  6. hedonis

    Brittany Murphy dead at 32!

    I never really knew much about her, but the articles I looked at said she had a history/rep for being difficult to work with. That she had been canned from a movie being shot in South America to be replaced by some chick from "Twilight". Yikes. In any event, 32 is far too young to die for...
  7. hedonis

    If Carrie Underwood...

    I'm not going to answer the poll until I know whether there's any way I'm getting sex out of this from Carrie. If she's going to come back to the house to get it on, I'll be willing to just flush her indiscretion away. If she's just going to *** and run, then I will hunt her down with a baggie...
  8. hedonis

    Alice In Chains-Check My Brain

    It's always sounded to me (Even with Lane) that Jerry Cantrell sung along with the leads.
  9. hedonis

    Cop Gets Off (CUMS ON (!!!) Woman He Pulls Over) and Gets Off !!

    Even if it IS a cop, it's **** if she was an ********* participant. Well, since it was a jury, and given the reaction of some of his workmates, it hardly seems like a cover up. Wouldn't a cover up have been kept out of court, or the papers? Off the internet? Fact is, like so many other...
  10. hedonis

    Obama lied in Copenhagen

    Stopeth! For now beith the time of Hammer!
  11. hedonis

    Shot Down :(

    If I could buy you a **** (or 30) I would. Sorry for your holiday misfortunes. :****:
  12. hedonis

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Mostly like sugar, like all frosting. Perhaps some vanilla flavor to it. Doesn't matter, it's the fact that the nipples taste like the frosting that makes it a good idea. H
  13. hedonis

    I think I get the message!!!

    I never knew it was THAT dangerous.
  14. hedonis

    Won't Touch This

    Pigs are rather nasty creatures, and will eat anything.
  15. hedonis

    motivational posters

    For the win... :cool:
  16. hedonis

    I thought it was his too!

    Vampires have been stolen from horror fans over the years, being transformed from evil, frightening villains into pouting, well-coiffed, brooding pussies. Thanks Anne Rice! Thanks makers of all these films making vampires sexy and heroic! Give me Count Orlok from Nosferatu any day.
  17. hedonis

    The Days of Innocence...well, sort of!

    Not if you know how to aim.
  18. hedonis

    Won't Touch This

    Makes me wanna slop those hogs.
  19. hedonis

    good catch

    Now we play Greenpeace and I ram them!
  20. hedonis

    I think they're very fetching!

    Wow... What in the hell is that really a picture of?
  21. hedonis

    Is the sign really necessary???

    Thirsty people, of course! :glugglug:
  22. hedonis

    The Days of Innocence...well, sort of!

    Screw that- I see people in winter coats, throwing on goggles and having a bb *** war like the fun, fuck-those-lawyers days of old. Viva la Daisy!
  23. hedonis

    Dear Santa

    No cookies, so she left him her muffin to butter...
  24. hedonis

    Things I would do for a Klondike Bar

    Yeah, it seems a little obvious to just go and buy one, huh?
  25. hedonis

    Crissy Moran / Chrissy M / Chrissy Moran / Chrissy Morgan / Cris / Crissy M

    Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Well, whoever took and shot the photos/video is the owner of the content, and can therefore put it or post it wherever they want. That is rather odd that she would have a twitter account, but is it really her twitter account? Strange.
  26. hedonis

    Homemade DP's (gangbang)

    Whoop! Link didn't work.
  27. hedonis

    No Internet

    If we had no internet, I would invent one.
  28. hedonis

    Homemade DP's (gangbang)

    That video was great! Not the greatest DP, but a good video all the way through, and thanks for the link to that site! :bowdown:
  29. hedonis

    ********'s ******* Drawings Brought to Life! Get ready to get creeped out!!!

    There's some good old fashioned nightmare fuel right there for ya!
  30. hedonis

    With or without?

    That's funny- reminds of the "Photo taken without flash" thing.
  31. hedonis

    Anything can be made dirty!

    Good news, too. Everyone's got wood!
  32. hedonis

    Female bad asses

    Yeah, considering Sigourney Weaver is 60 this year, I'm doubting the badass thing. I'm also in total agreement with STDiva on this. As a guys who makes movies, you really can't confuse editing and choreographed fights and ass-kicking with their ability to do these things in real life. They...
  33. hedonis

    The 5 Biggest Douche Bags In Recent Sports History

    Boxers Jorge Paez and Ricardo Mayorga-- super douches. John McEnroe- who acted like a fucking ***** for most of his pro tennis career. I don't care how good he was... douche. Jon Starks of the New York Nicks.
  34. hedonis

    Meilani (FTV)-Hot or not?

    Not for me, either.
  35. hedonis

    Tron Legacy

    I saw some new light cycle footage- biggest problem was that the bikes could go airborne and do all kinds of stuff that defeats the purpose of them being on the grid, and laying down the walls. If you can simply fly over, jump, or what have you, then the wall thing is meaningless.
  36. hedonis

    Viva la...

    Saying that more frequently doesn't make it true. Yahtzee....
  37. hedonis

    The new food chain

    If it eats brains, I suppose it could fall under the zombie category.
  38. hedonis

    20 Toys you should not buy your ********

    In what way is that poopy thing right? I mean, it would feel like ********** not matter what the hell you were doing that for. How that got past the idea phase is beyond me.
  39. hedonis

    NFL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Yeah, that's a horrible situation, and I hope he pulls through it.
  40. hedonis

    British Man Jailed For Attacking Armed Burglar

    Oh I'm sorry, you seem to have confused me for someone who has even one tiny inkling of sympathy for a fucking criminal that would break into someone else's home with a weapon to : A. Steal stuff that doesn't belong to him. B. Harm members of the ****** living there. C. Both "just made a...
  41. hedonis

    Official checked Star Member thread

    Kudos to the Freeones team- more and more kick ass stars are coming here. Can't wait to see who joins up next!
  42. hedonis

    British Man Jailed For Attacking Armed Burglar

    Just another example of how absolutely bonkers the world is right now.
  43. hedonis

    5 Little Questions - New Beginning

    1. Pretty much- but there are a lot of them. 2. Probably 3. Not sure I have one- but I still love watching the wife on video. :thumbsup: 4. Numerous- car and otherwise. 5. I've never gone ********.
  44. hedonis

    Greatest Band/Performer and Song of All Time

    This cannot possibly be definitively answered, since everyone's tastes run different. I saw someone had posted Michael Jackson, but clearly there's going to be someone who says he/she is crazy. Since there are so many genres and niches in the music world, I don't think there can be only one...
  45. hedonis

    The Scariest Movie Characters Under 5 Feet Tall

    Does anyone actually find the leprechaun to be scary? He actually just became kind of a laughable thing to me. But hey- does anyone remember that Tiki doll in "Trilogy of ******"? Anthony Hopkins' dummy from "Magic" But off the list in the link provided, I'd say Gage and that *** at the...
  46. hedonis

    Favourite place to shoot your cumshot / receive the load

    Re: The Best Place to Cum Hoboken, NJ or maybe, on a Wednesday, Sheboigan, Wisconsin.
  47. hedonis

    Britain bounces checks after 300 years

    Checks have been on the way out for a while. It's the easiest form of payment to forge, steal, and get yourself in trouble with by floating them when you don't really have the money. They slow things down in checkout lanes, are eventually just mountains of paper waste, and are outdated. H
  48. hedonis

    The *******/Pets Thread (Wildlife *******, Ocean *******, Pets And Much More Etc.)

    Re: The *******/Pets Thread (Wildlife *******, Ocean *******, Pets And Much More Etc. Quite possibly my favorite ****** in the entire world, themrose! :glugglug: We had a sad day in my state, as far as I'm concerned. For the first time in a long damn time, we had a mountain lion sighted in...
  49. hedonis

    Alice In Chains-Check My Brain

    Jerry Cantrell made a point of asking the band's fans if they wanted more AIC, or if they wanted them to do something different/call it something else. AIC is back, so there's the answer they got.
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