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Looks like Melons and oranges for dessert!

Gene Simmons' laundry day.

That's one puffy cameltoe!

I'll sodomize her with a carrot.

Little Oral Annie.

Actually, Dirk, Justin Long is the star of "Accepted", "Dodge Ball", and was in "Live Free or Die Hard" and numerous other movies. And as far as the original picture- what the fuck ever.

Jennifer Connelly with her giant knockers.

I guessed the fate of this thread just from reading the title of it.

Need to instigate a flood of votes for Bree on the Miss Freeones contest!

Just, wow. Nina was here, and posting, long before the Miss Freeones thing ever kicked off.

Yay for all powerful government with crazy people in charge! :thumbsup: H

Nice! Nicely done....

Charley Atwell- got it. Checking..........

It's Chia Truck!

Who is that goddess????

I don't know- I've heard people say he was *FABULOUS*

Except that she's built like she could kick the ass of most of us here.

Which is right where it should go!

Happened to me just about every time I sold some back! :eek:

I believe that's the toe of another stormtrooper off to the left. The cops are about to get TK-421'ed!

I'm not the one with the backstreet boys hairdo and I'm not the one playing a video game naked. So, methinks I'm not the one that sucks.

You can't see it bent up behind her? I was just contemplating where you have to put the antenna. :thumbsup:

No. Spock would say "Fascinating."

Yep- no doubt about it! Everyone will sure take him/her/it seriously now? Any job interview outside of hot topic is going to result in the interviewer leaving the room in the middle of it to find coworkers and go "Hey... check this **** out!"

Nope- it's an M4 with an M203 grenade launcher under it. He got it from Mrs. Claus for Christmas... Because she kicks ass.

Who is your favorite classic horror actor? :D

Opinions from people who obviously don't like them notwithstanding, The scorps have been around for a long time and have had a lot of great songs! But it's good to be able to recognize when to call it quits. I hope the tour makes it near me!

Computer humming, cat snoring, wind outside....

I think it might be! :rofl:

It does take talent and training....

Need? We need another partisan hack, who will do as much to unite the country as the last two have? NO- we need someone new, who actually believes in freedom.

Here's how I masturbate with a banana: I hold it in my left hand, and eat it while jacking off with the right hand.

Hope that was meant to be funny. H

The best part is, he's 78. I will do crazy stupid things when I'm 78, and blame it on my age- it will be golden.

Both, if that had been an option. Apparently I voted in this poll at some point. Don't remember that at all...

So, is that like a special station for that? Or do they mean you should watch out for it?

Introduce her to my wife, and then have the three of us jump in a naked pile and spend a whole weekend doing all kinds of naughty things.

Then that would be.... yes. I've been in several, and loved every one. :thumbsup:

Stephen Lynch- "Talk to Me" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QAsPLNDVc

Thanks for the friend request, Nina!!!

You've nailed it with that list, and I think even since then, the top three are still Predator, Die Hard, and Lethal Weapon. Thanks to those, most action movies since then are just cliches and rip offs. Terminator certainly deserves to be near the top, and first ***** is not only a great...

Good luck to all the ladies still in, and good luck in 2011 to those who didn't move on- you're all still hot as hell! (Especially you, JaneB :D )

If GGW got shot, pushed down some stairs, burnt, and fell into the sea, that would be all right in my book. It's crap.

This describes every roast now. They used to be hilarious, and have some thought put into them in the past (See the vast collection of Dean Martin roasts). Now it's a chance for some of the most terrible things to come out of peoples' mouths, and frankly, just not funny. And Bea Arthur has...

Because... it's popular?

Is it just me, or is this one of the most odd and creepy photos posted in a long time....?

I fucking **** every single one of those shows.

Since she would be face down on the bed, yeah, no problem with nailing her.

There's actually a captioned version of this pic that says "I have eliminated all the juice"

Waaayyy back when in the early years of the internet, a buddy and I would drop into this chat room with the nicknames T-Bone and Fart, and do this kind of stuff to people. His best opening line for people was always "I **** you." Great conversation starter, eh? I think this stuff is funny as...