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This is more of a porn message board thing, but any reference to a gal's ass being a "shitter" or "pooper", etc. If she has a fabulous ass, call it an ass or booty, or any number of other things, but trying to make it sound like a sexual object by calling it a "turd cutter" is going to...

Because..... she doesn't want to? :dunno:

Gross, can you imagine how gnarly and unsavory her vag is after grinding around on that dirty motorcycle seat all night? Ew. H

Yeah, but these kinds of things show up on here from time to time- sex routine, statistics, guys who are keeping a tally... Sad that they can't just enjoy the moment, but need to categorize it like a "... for dummies!" book or sporting event. :dunno:

You miss the point. It wasn't that Chicago was up for the Olympics. It's that- with all the economic and world issues facing our country and this president, he decided that flying to Copenhagen to make a bid for the games was the most important thing. Never mind that whole mideast tension...

He was nominated for this 12 days after taking office. I don't care which US president it is/was, how the hell can he have had time to do ANYTHING to get nominated for this? This award has been a farce for a while now.

So here's you, having a porn blog. And here's your girl, who thinks promoting porn is immoral. So... I think it's up to you to decide if this gal is more important than the porn thing, because if she thinks porn is immoral (Promoting it or otherwise), that's never, ever ever going to get...

No- you won't die if a comprehensive, government-run healthcare "reform" bill gets ******. You'll just have our ever expanding federal government in yet another corner of your life, this time having access to all your medical records. ;)

When sex becomes a routine, you may want to consider shaking things up a little.

Re: Anal Creampie Eating? Say it out loud.... Cum fart cocktails..... :throwup: H

I like to shoot it all over my computer monitor when I read the 3,274th thread about this. H

Whatever, dude. Just because the board is actually managed, and they care enough not to let every swingin' dick in the joint do whatever they want and link to every site on the net hardly makes them nazis. These boards run really well because they are moderated and managed, and if you don't...

Doesn't Hugo Chavez run Vuvuzela?

Of all things, I was watching/listening to a concert from 2001 by the Go-Go's. You know... they're actually hotter in their mid 40s than they were at any point in the 80s. H

When I looked at the title of this thread on the main forums page, all that showed was "Is Obama Pulling Out" Which has a totally different connotation on a porn board.

One innocent question... what the hell are lesbains... Are they the scourge of lesbians? :glugglug: H

Ho ho ho ho ho ho... I think she'll leave Captain Solo right where he is....

Couldn't rep ya, dude, but those "disc" things in the ear look stupid to me as well. H

Sweet toons!

Any bigger and that thing would have to fight Godzilla.

I wonder if he knows Mike Ockenballs

That was absolutely vile.

"did you cup the balls" :rofl:

I wasn't screaming photoshop. Just screaming. :hatsoff:

Nicely done...

First of all- we're talking redneck, so let's not leave out the possibility of Old Style or Old Milwaukee. Second, after I finished gagging, I had to go make my soul all better with a six pack of Boulevard Wheat....

A combat shot from the War on Christmas. "Holiday season" my ass! This is Christmas, bitches!

Ummm, those Tornadoes are in the process of being replaced by the Eurofighter Typhoons, and most of them have been flying for decades now. Great low-level striker, the Tornado. Seems like a lot of the European countries do up these colorful paint schemes- there are some equally striking paint...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Classy....

We need a link to the whole set, please...

Finally, an animated Gif which is a reenactment of my ex wife while we were married...

A couple of those are pretty unsightly. :eek:

Peter Nguyen- grocery sacker

What a dipshit- I hope he enjoys his long career at Blockbuster.

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M No. She's still very much out of the biz.

I know- the president even said so. No, really. No, he's famous for capitalizing on the plight and suffering of hurricane Katrina's victims by exhibiting his douche bag tendencies, opportunistically grabbing the spotlight on national TV by saying "George Bush doesn't care about black...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates You're not even worth flaming.

That could cause epilepsy!

Why are Janeane Garrafolo and Andy Dick dressed up as Princess Leia?

If you could put a pencil in someone's ass, and it came out sharp- would you want to put any part of your own body in there?

Fly down the trench, and fire mustard down the thermal exhaust port (Just below the main port) to make hot dogs yummy...

Do we want to know what's going on there?

Death Star gumballs! Sweet! They can destroy an entire mouth!

Where the hell can I get one of these- it's needed immediately!

Kinda like the Han Solo fridge, this would be a welcome addition to my office. Though, if you sit on this thing's belly, do you have to laugh like that awful muppet thing from the movie?

Noice... I'd love to have that at my office!

Well, good thing money is being spent for research that can benefit mankind and cure diseases and such.

I agree with the thread starter- porn has been run into the ground in some ways. In some ways, the internet is good, because it gives us free porn, but in other ways, it's bad because... it gives us free porn :D

Well, if something must be posted twice, at least it was Aria! :glugglug:

Re: Rimming / Rimjob / Eating Ass / Tossing Salad Yep- that was a pretty kick ass video! :thumbsup: