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I think more explicit proof could get you convicted of receiving ***** porn. :hatsoff:

More peacefulness from the religion of peace.

Re: Met-art Redhead Lidiya A I believe it's Lidiya Raggio

You know- let's quit making it seem like the US is the only fucking place in the world with fat people.

If it's networked, then the network will keep track of where any machine on the network has been, even if it's wireless. We have a huge network at my work, and yet people still (even though they know our IT Security can check this) visit porn sites while at work. H

Very fine ass.

I've had dreams like that. Only I'm dressed better than that.

Now that there is what you call a lack of self respect!

Just another example of how stupid the world is becoming.

It's not just that he's bronzed, though. I mean- half his face is one color, and the other half is another color. The lower half of his face, along with his neck, look like he's been eating ****.

I have to say that is a very curious expression for what's going on in front of him.

Boat- vampires can't cross flowing water, zombies don't swim, and if the werewolf can cross water, I'm screwed anyway.

I'm trying to say that once I get those damn **** off my lawn, I'm going to put up a sign similar to this!

Those are smokin'. I must have one for all the time I spend on my yacht, or on tour with Air Supply.

I bet I could- especially from my wrist rocket slingshot.

Fucking sad.

Fail? Seems more like WIN

How did you figure that? Just looks like the work of a cranky old person to me.

What a complete train wreck!

Holy lack of self respect!

Nah, it's not real. There's another version of that where though she has a long tongue- it's no where near THAT long. Check the motivational posters thread- it may be there. H

Yeah, celebrate it, honey! At least in this photo we don't have to see what she's going to put frosting on...

My money's on the guy on the left to be a virgin longer. At least the guy in the trooper costume has plausible deniability. No one can see his face, so he can maintain his secret identity. Guy on the left? He will continue to date his own right hand. H

If he learns at that young age that females never leave on time for anything, he'll be better off.

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Great first post! That's not ******, noob. That's helping someone new to keep from getting ******, which it would seem you're destined for with your sunshiney attitude and awesome people skills. It is asked of everyone new to read the...

Those other answers? Mere words cannot express the lame......

Ya know... once I came back to the thread and noticed the Tampax logo, I have to admit- I was a killjoy on that. Still, I love educating about sharks. :D H

It's this crazy thing called editing.

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates You may want to just sort of go ahead and read the rules- you can't post images unless you're the thread starter, and mentioning file sharing sites is a huge no no. :nono: EDIT: Thank you. Edited the quoted post.

Me either.

You really can't say it better than that. Every time I run into one of these fuck-knobs from ****, my first question to them is always, "Hey, how many ******* did you ethical folks euthanize last year?" They **** that, and many of them are surprised to learn that **** even does that. But it's...

I feel for ya! I had a sunburn that was terrible, but the worst part was when that fucker started to get ready to peel after a few days, and the itching was like coming up from under my skin, but couldn't be scratched because of the intense pain from the burn. The wife was convinced I was...

Wow- who's the one on the left!? H

I'd *** in the pool next to her.

They wouldn't. Those are sand tiger sharks, and they are- oddly- one of the most gentle species of sharks out there. Just not very aggressive or dangerous, but undeniably mean-looking. If you were a small fish, or maybe a crab you'd be in serious danger. They have attacked humans, but each...

And if he does- she is doing a fantastic job on it. I fail to see how it's cooler if the guy has an enormous rod. :dunno: H

Wow... The CIA gets criticized for doing stuff like this. :dunno:

She's going to disappear if she keeps wasting the ******* like that. That stuff's expensive!

Dear *** and ***: College is fun! I'm learning a lot! Love, Your little princess

Brilliant, that is...

I have a sudden craving for Jack Daniels...

I never grow tired of looking at the different shops of that chick. :rofl: H

Nah- that's an M249 SAW- I'm pretty sure you need a super duper machine *** license here in the US to own one of those, and that license is pretty tough to get. I had a firearms instructor at the police academy that had a machine *** license. Funny guy, but what a collection of rat-a-tats he...

Re: Rimming / Rimjob / Eating Ass / Tossing Salad Outstanding thread! Best one I've clicked on in a long time! H

Wow- that's one fine ass.

Medium well for me.

So, instead of a "wife beater" shirt, would this then be called a "Skid mark"?

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates No- the face palm would be for the frustration over the fact that nearly every page of this thread has someone saying "She should go totally naked" (Or far less kind versions of that). By now we know- lots of people want to see her totally...

So your solution to a fair, balanced, well-regulated government is.... Just to let one side run things all the time?