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  1. Chopper3000

    >>> 2 Brand NEW Categories for Miss FreeOnes 2014!

    I would have gone for categories of best dinner service and best execution of a vegetable (Philbert) myself.
  2. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    my money is on Atletico. United to win the treble in 2016.
  3. Chopper3000

    What would you like?

    Each to their own. Some sort of sticky sweet residue is required..... on Ms Spencer. I'll shut up.
  4. Chopper3000

    My new office environment beats the FreeOnes office by far!

    A sign for every Spurs player (footy Spurs not the gay alternative)
  5. Chopper3000

    What would you like?

    Always keep a stunner waiting mate. The first law of dating.
  6. Chopper3000

    What would you like?

    Still waiting for that Manchester United kit, for you and for me :) Keep being superb babe.
  7. Chopper3000

    Who own this monsterdildo?

    Philbert has has four. One for each orifice and a spare.
  8. Chopper3000

    Would you rather Part 2 - FIFA World Cup or UEFA Champions League

    To everyone that has voted country over club - shame on you. Footy is a strange thing, always love club over country.
  9. Chopper3000

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    You have listed two of the worst actors in the history of acting. Seeing as you are a total cunt it is no surprise.
  10. Chopper3000

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    One of the funniest films of all time. MfRi-a8hPh0
  11. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Chuck them in the bin and buy some fennel seeds instead.
  12. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Eggs, bacon, sausage... cake? Looks an oddball combination.
  13. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    That household could have used those pots and pans in some sort of **** orgy... that's all I'm saying! - Always buy brand new.
  14. Chopper3000

    Upskirt pics..

    I agree, this could be ******, mineral or vegetable.
  15. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Cooking **** with someone else's stuff. Not for me mate.
  16. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Starters, main course and pudding in one. Or in American - appetizer, entree & dessert in one.
  17. Chopper3000

    Are European pornstars better looking than their American counterparts?

    Dragged my tongue around Prague a couple of years back. Apart from the token thieving gypos strewn across the touristy bits, the general concensus was of a supreme womankind in the city.
  18. Chopper3000

    What are you listening to right now?

    Stone Temple Pilots. yjJL9DGU7Gg
  19. Chopper3000

    Are European pornstars better looking than their American counterparts?

    Everywhere in the world has beautiful women apart from places where the gene pool hasn't been allowed to flourish. I'm sure you will all concur.
  20. Chopper3000

    What would you like?

    You'd suit being a red devil
  21. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Robben would have been a Man Utd player many years ago until Chelski poached our CEO Peter Kenyon. Took SAF's wish list with him which had Essien & Robben on it at the time.
  22. Chopper3000

    Anxiety while driving

    A couple of cans of Stella Artois you'll be fine driving.
  23. Chopper3000

    What would you like?

    Do you have a Manchester United kit to hand?
  24. Chopper3000

    What are you listening to right now?

    5qTtXdqd0ck&feature=kp
  25. Chopper3000

    Stupid Americans

    I hope all the other school **** do the honourable thing that all school **** must do when faced with this situation - cast a string of hurtful and cruel japes towards the baldy ones.
  26. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Very delicious. The lemon chicken looks alright as well.
  27. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    You are very misguided. United to win both legs with 10 men as Robben is a cheating **** and will get a United player sent off in each leg.
  28. Chopper3000

    Do we need to teach cursive writing?

    I only write in crayon so all this cursive writing is beyond me.
  29. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    I've cooked steak pizzaiola before but never added cheese to it. Will give it a go next time I cook it.
  30. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Yep, Atletico, Real, Chelski, United.
  31. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Great draw for United. Semi finals here we come.
  32. Chopper3000

    How Big are These?

    To be honest she is rather fuckable.
  33. Chopper3000

    Would you rather Part 2 - FIFA World Cup or UEFA Champions League

    That is because you are a cunt. Simples.
  34. Chopper3000

    Internet's 25th Birthday

    Sir Tim Berners-Lee actually got a knighthood for effectively bringing porn to the masses by inventing the via t'interweb.
  35. Chopper3000

    Live Chat with Mariah Milano Tonight on Youtube!

    9pm Greenwich Mean Time would suit me better :)
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    The internet died after 2004

    t'interweb is doing fine in my opinion.
  37. Chopper3000

    Ukraine

    I thought The Soviet Union stopped Hitler.
  38. Chopper3000

    Ukraine

    We don't really get any choice on US intervention. You lot can't keep your noses out of fucking anything.
  39. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    I've been to France what seems like a million times but this was the first time in Lyon. Food wise they certainly love their walnuts in this area, they came scattered on everything. Not surprised you're tired with that schedule, fucking mental!
  40. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    I was in France last week though much further south down in Lyon. :)
  41. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Looks like Scotland are out before it's even begun.
  42. Chopper3000

    Illuminatii, chemtrails, lizardmen, conspiracy theories, nanotechnology and other horseshit.

    UFO's are just funny shaped clouds. Bigfoot is just a bear on its hind legs and the Loch Ness ******* is just a bit of driftwood. Red's tits however are quite remarkable and require further study.
  43. Chopper3000

    2014 Sochi Winter Olympics thread

    I've never been a fan of ice hockey, but as its the Olympics (that time every 4 years when you watch sports that you would never normally do because its the Olympics) I decided to watch USA v Russia live on the BBC. Got to say I still think ice hockey is crap.
  44. Chopper3000

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    You are a category 'A' fruitcake.
  45. Chopper3000

    Unity or Independence???

    My only concern would be whether the government have the balls to change the union flag? They didn't do it when the Irish fucked off 80-90 years ago.
  46. Chopper3000

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    Do you think if we all agreed that chemtrails exist, Commander Potato would instantly disagree and claim they don't exist?
  47. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Your food looks awesome. Burgers and chips, never a fail in the grand scheme of things.
  48. Chopper3000

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    I think recent posts are being a bit disrespectful to Eric. I'm not happy with all this Commander Potato stuff. Eric is Eric simple as that. Eric the human being that lists David, hahahahaha, David......... Hahahahaha......... Uh hum, David.... Hahaha uh hum, cough, splatter, David Icke...
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