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  1. Chopper3000

    i have a question for anyone that feels like answer

    All women are beautiful. Colour or race should never be a barrier.
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    Game of Thrones

    I've never seen an episode. Are there any tits in it?
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    Satan

    You are correct there is only one true Lord. He is called Louis Van Gaal.
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    Let's Play War in Iraq Again!

    Well worked out Einstein.
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    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    As predicted too many fecking bin dippers in the England side, thus no surprise with the Italy result. - - - Updated - - - I'll second that.
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    US Army vs. Red Army

    Red Army wins everytime.
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    Muslim porn performer

    I had a lap dance in London last night from a muslim performer who originated from Qatar. She was very open about her sexuality and very gorgeous. Bush like a black bear though.
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    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    What a load of rubbish. Englands only world class players are Smalling, Jones, Welbeck & Rooney. Gerrard is a bumface and thus cannot be allowed to play for England ever.
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    OCSM of the Week 2014

    Harley for me!
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    Rip-off

    I'd probably fart.
  11. Chopper3000

    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    ...and because we have too many bin dippers in the squad.
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    All Things Motorsport

    Monaco Grand Prix and the Indy 500 not a bad day at all.
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    You'll probably do what I'll do. Get thoroughly ****** awaiting the 11pm kick off and promptly ******** 5 minutes before said kick off.
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    The price you pay to attend a sporting event.

    Manchester United - 2nd Tier of the Sir Alex Ferguson Stand I pay £45 ($76) per Premier League game. A bargain really.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    It's an okay film probably the worst of the cornetto trilogy.
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    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    I believe he retired and now lives on a diet of his own ejaculant.
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    Had A 12-Pack Of **** Zero In The Freezer For Over 12 Hours And It Didn't Explode

    If you want to ignore the world of science do so at your pleasure. I'm just making suggestions to the original thread. Remember your crayons are for sketching purposes not for poking back your turtles head.
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    Former athletes who ended up in porn

    I believe Sunny Lane was going places in the world of ice skating. Good job she chose porn instead.
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    Had A 12-Pack Of **** Zero In The Freezer For Over 12 Hours And It Didn't Explode

    I disagree. You never thought your response through as the post is clearly about the cooling of soda cans. Get back to your set of crayons and padded cell.
  20. Chopper3000

    What's your favorite snack food?

    Scampi Fries, very tasty, as a side they also remind me of an ex girlfriend.
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    Is Industrial Civilization Headed for "Irreversible Collapse"?

    My response to your question is 'no'.
  22. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Very moreish........
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    Had A 12-Pack Of **** Zero In The Freezer For Over 12 Hours And It Didn't Explode

    You put the can in a bowl of salty ice cubes...... I thought that was obvious. Still if you want to take the dumbass take on it you are more than welcome to.
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    Had A 12-Pack Of **** Zero In The Freezer For Over 12 Hours And It Didn't Explode

    Adding salt to your ice cubes lowers the temperature thus making your fizz cool quicker.
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    I'll be rooting for Atletico mainly because I despise Real Madrid as they believe they have this god given right to think the European Cup/Champions League is theirs every year. That said, I wouldn't shed a tear if that greasy 'dago' Simeone lost, afterall he did get Becks sent off in the '98...
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    It's been a thoroughly delightful season. Witnessing Liverpool (specifically Gerrard) throw away title in the last 4 games of the season has been a joy to behold. I just need to have a word with Hodgson as to why he's picked Johnson, Henderson, Gerrard, Sterling and Sturridge in the World Cup...
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Spurs will have the golden dogshit place in the Eurocrap league. United forever.
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    What would you ask

    Jesus wasn't a carpenter at all. Karen and Richard were.
  29. Chopper3000

    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Looking forward to more scouse tears this weekend. Not happy about shitty wining the title but it is the lesser of the two evils. United to win the treble next season.
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    What would you like?

    Vimto. Lot's of please.
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    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    I'm sure if you refer to the History channel you will find out. Fucktard Eric has already informed us that it is the source of all knowledge, if that fails listen to David Icke.
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    how did i lose rep points, some guy report me for spam how do i get it back

    Watch out for Philbert, all his posts are secretly spiced with layer upon layer of dog ****.
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Could have been worse Stiffy, you could have been at OT. I've managed 7 games this season at OT and surprisingly this was the first defeat I've seen.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Birds of Satan H5KVf5rkpIk
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    United back on track. Giggs is the new messiah. Probably win the title by 30 clear points next season.
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Vidic saying he was off at the end of the season 6 months ago... and still retains the armband. None of this would have happened under Fergie. Klopp is mine and the majority of United fans choice, but he'll probably stay at Dortmand. Van Gaal is favourite but he's tied up with Holland until the...
  37. Chopper3000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A pot of Assam tea stewing away.
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    The 'wrong one' has finally gone. Moyes was a nice enough bloke but the job was too big for him. I've heard the true United anti-christ Steve 'clipboard' Round has gone as well. That fucking idiot has a lot to answer for. United onwards and upwards.
  39. Chopper3000

    What is that sex position CALLED ??????????????

    Well put Miss Spencer. That is my two pence worth.
  40. Chopper3000

    What are you listening to right now?

    Blitzen Trapper 3NUGc6KQb-M
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Is Borat in it?
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    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    He's not Adnan Januzaj and as such is over rated along with Messi.
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    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    Cavani is way over rated and Saurez won't be at the World Cup. I've heard he is beavering off to the woods to gnaw on logs.
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    Gene Haas gets OK to start Formula One team

    Their biggest hurdle is to develop a car that can go around corners instead of just driving around ovals. Good luck with that one USA!
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    Finally got a girl again

    I don't really see what the problem is here? Turn up with a mop and bucket, a Spiderman outfit and a can of swarfega if you want to impress her.
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    2013-14 Football ("Soccer") Thread

    Looks like it's Chelski to win the title. Shitty are a total ******** losing to the scum.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Afghan Whigs iNg443o2MIs
  48. Chopper3000

    Please recommend things to do in Edinburgh.

    Grassmarket is a pretty good area for "socialising". It's around the corner from the castle as well.
  49. Chopper3000

    Ultimate warrior dead!!!!

    Who?
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