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Well I know what my data trend is and it certainly doesn't match the flavour of this thread.

1. I don't smoke. 2. Shropshire blue is a mild cheese. Stilton isn't fair point. 3. I love you.

I love all sorts of women, but if hair colour is the defining criteria, then brunettes will always take my eye.

Looks great. Personally I'd go for something like Shropshire Blue or Stilton cheese :)

Great to see such a meritorious and reputable icon of the world backing the cause. Then again he is as mad as a box of frogs. I rest my case.

I take it you've prepared yourself for Scotland not qualifying for Euro2016?

I don't think will be as bad as everyone thinks, even more so now that Walcott is out.

That sandwich looks amazing. Looks like I'll be shopping for brisket this weekend.

American Hustle

If you think of it in terms of leap years it doesn't seem quite so bad.

A bottle of Iron Maidens finest?

Strapping some Drager tubes to some migrating geese could be a low cost viable option.

Considering vast majorities of the USA is covered in snow right now (Eric that's that fluffy stuff that falls out of the sky in winter) why don't you just test that? Or is that just too easy?

Why test something that doesn't exist? I'm sure Eric "I could park a bus in the vacuum of space between left and right ear" 2136 will have something to say about this.

Keep living the ***** Eric.

I believe Eric is the product of an ejaculation that should never have happened.

I fear for your sanity. Good luck with your mentaloid issues.

Give it a rest will you, it's a **** thread made all the more stupid by you believing something that is utter bollocks. No human being in the history of our planet has ever dedicated so much to complete dross. What a prick you are.

A chip butty always goes down well.

Biscuits and gravy? That sounds fucking disgusting, but in your defence in England the two things are slightly different. Here's how to serve brekkie. EFgdhZGLJrY

Danny Rose your favourite player by any chance?

Black pudding is an essential part of a full English fry up. I will not have a word said against it.

Taken recently from her facebook site. Goes by the name of Dawn Throckmorton in the land of the living.

No elevenses between breakfast and lunch? What primative and unsophisticated world do some people live in? BTW hash browns for me. Had grits once, it looked like wallpaper paste and I could have used it as wallpaper paste. Fucking vile.

If I met you in real life I would say to you that Spurs are going to get fucking stuffed tomorrow. However on here I can quite happily add the words "you cunt" to the end of the sentence. Happy new year mate :)

Re: Lilith Lee / Rachel LaRouge I saw her recently in a casting video where she states she been divorced twice, been out of the game for a couple of years having a baby. She come back with a fresh pair of tits as well.....

Phillis - the human with a brain that would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly.

The easy answer to this is chemtrails don't exist. The scientific answer to this is chemtrails don't exist.

1. Had flying lessons. 2. Stood on the top of the world trade centre (when it was there). 3. Driven an F1 car around Silverstone. 4. Got a masters degree in chemistry. 5. Got a degree in sexual deviance.

Schuss bob, it's mongoloid Eric's turn to reply.

I'm at the game so I hope so. He took his chance so why not.

What is this Europa League thing? I'm not familiar with it.

Yes great to see Fletch back on the pitch. You looking forward to Glen Hoddle back at Spurs?

Man United name on the trophy.

The only chemtrails you should be concerned about are the brown ones down the back of your pants.

Alpha Papa. Partridge at his finest.

I'm still convinced Liverpool (hiss spit) will get relegated. United to win everything.

As a Chemical Engineer by trade can I just say 'chemtrails' is the biggest load of crap I ever heard. There are some fucking space cadets in this world of ours!

Rosa Parks: 9vIp1lF-BcM

Melissa Auf Der Maur does Sabbath. Not bad for a lass. QGtEz6ES06Q

Top of my Xmas list. hpgiWSoUV4s

These are crisps not chips. Proper chips cooked in beef dripping, salt and vinegar, closely followed by a heart ******.

Excellent, got a reaction. Happy days.

Everyone seems to treat this forum differently from me. I just see it as a hangover cure, with tits.

It's the favourite thing you like to pop in your mouth so just wetting your appetite dung features.

A bucket of cream, a hammer drill, some nitrile gloves, a 10 metre stretch of Tarmac and some Dundee cake.

Agreed, it's her fantastic thread. The audience awaits.

Talking bollocks again I see.

A 7.9 on the rectum scale. PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Always fight fire with fire, or in this case farts with farts.