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Today I've been mainly listening to Melissa auf der Maur.

Watched the Life of Brian this morning. Always adds a smile when I see it.

I see Miss Hybrid all the time in my local supermarket.

He's just taken a leaf out of the Michael Jackson book of out of court settlements.

I think if he removed the chinese love balls from his anus he would probably chill out more.

I always wear a blindfold to prevent glare from mobile (cell) phones distracting me from the enjoyment of the film.

Let the faster car by or fucking speed up thus no more tailgating would be my conclusion.

Footy (not that gay American stuff etc....),good food, good women, women in general, cars, cricket, pub life, restaurant life and last but not forgotten farts.

Microwave pizza? In never knew they existed. Can't you just make a sandwich instead?

Re: Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar An impossible question to answer. Too many with great looks and great minds.

Looking in the mirror again? :)

Football. Not that gay American **** where hurrendously overweight people proceed to play football via the use of hands and an oval shaped object - thus by definition not football. A game where each 'play' lasts 3 seconds so that a 5 minute ad break can be slipped for network/sponsorship...

...and there was me thinking the world had become sane. Welcome back fruitcake.

Re: Russia Says, "Now We Put Sanctions On Your American How-You-Say? Ah... MacDonald! Ah-Ha-Ha!" To be perfectly honest Putin has done the world a favour.

In the UK when you go to your local butcher they do all the cuts for you as part of the service. Always buy local and you get the best. Fuck supermarkets.

Too many to mention. Withnail & I always brings a smile. K6R9fY8lfGo

I'm going to have to review my predictions for the league after United's first two pre-season fixtures. United to have the league sewn up by Christmas. Liverpool relegated by Christmas.

Nicht aus Deutschland aber ich besuchen Sie Ihre Land oft durch Arbeit und Urlaub. Wunderschönes Land mit großen Menschen.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/7017565/Spaghetti-bolognese-recipe-Italian-chefs-show-world-the-correct-way.html An interesting article from the guardians of bolognese. Leave out the pancetta and add some oregano and its essentially how I do mine.

Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Roy Keane & David Beckham.

Got to admit Mats Hummels is a class player.

Fusilli with a bolognese? Looks great but I suspect Italy would declare war having such a pasta with that sauce. :)

Agreed. RIP Jim Rockford.

After slating two of USA's main sports as crap..... I do like cricket and watch it on TV and attend first class games. To the untrained eye cricket is the most boring sport ever, but I like it. 5 days of play and it could still be a draw. Top stuff.

Keep living the ***** fruit cake.

Van Gaal will destroy all opposition, Brendan Bodgers will lead his team of thieves and gutter snipes to relegation. Let the Premier League begin!

Brunettes for me. Always top of the hierarchy in terms of hair colour.

Football is infinetly better live, on TV you only see half the game, none of the pace, none of the skills are quite as obvious unless seen live. The beautiful game. As for American sports... I've seen a baseball game live it was okay. Ice Hockey & Basketball are possibly the two worse sports...

Predictions: Premier League Title = Manchester United. Relegated = Liverpool.

Soccer? Backfield? WTF?

Having Liverpool FC on the TV in the background? The shame of it.

One of three things would happen. 1. I would curl up in a ball and cry. 2. I would go off and do some 'research'. 3. Upon completion of 2. Get my Spiderman outfit on.

If a woman can accept that my bedroom antics always start with me jumping off the wardrobe in my Spiderman costume, an explanation of pornstars/freeones etc, is a doddle.

Beautiful, funny and interesting. A combination that will always work in the world we live in.

I take it no-one from PSG bothered to watch Luiz at Chelski? They would instantly know what a pile of **** he really is. The most over rated player in world footy.

Not my favourite artist by a long shot but still very talented. Seen him a couple of times in the UK. rE-Why8N2I0 & a great cover of Teardrop by Massive ****** HU8sd8uNBxY

This is such a bad thread. Women are beautiful with or without make up.

£250 notes guaranteed. Just need Germany to win to turn it into a pleasant £500. Thank you company sweepstake.

My three keywords are as follows. Household, appliance, shame.

UK 47" LED,Smart, 3D etc... £500. I should know I just bought one.

I foresee Ragu wars.

Mariah is looking **** hot on her youtube channel right now. She's a lot of fun. Loving the charcuterie.

To be honest most US Presidents are just a puppet on a string, I will admit I have been shocked how fucking stupid some of them have been down the years. Always a source of entertainment though so carry on.

Can dodge bullets, bring down Superman and the Avengers in one single hit. The perfect weapon for hitting a ball made of cork and leather out of the ground as well.

British Grand Prix this weekend. Hamilton to win.

Well personally I told Mariah Milano to fuck off out of the kitchen and holiday around the Bahamas. I do the cooking. :)

End up like Philbert.

He'll go down in history as a bum face loser, a sorry excuse for a human, a sorry excuse for a cunt. Bodgson is a total fool of epic proportions. United to win everything.

Premier League starts in a few weeks. Life back to normal mate.

Thanks to fucking Bin Dippers England are effectively out. Bodgson you cunt.