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    Muscular Babes...

    Re: What about muscular women ? She's hot as hell! Only thing that would make her any hotter would be a better boob job. Otherwise, gorgeous face and PERFECT body.
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Pulp Fiction: Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker
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    Book idea, which Czech pornstars would you most want to learn about?

    Actually I looked up "Goddess" in the dictionary and all it had was a picture of Sylvia Saint next to it. She's arguably the most famous of the Czech pornstars and it has been rumored that just looking at her adds 10 years to your life, improves your skin tone, and is suspected to be a cure for...
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    Your Favorite Cumshot Scenes

    That's funny, I remember when I used to get Hustler every month just to read the porno reviews. In one they're talking about a scene with West in it and the writer says "...she was begging for a load but Randy West could only grace her with his customary two drops of dick dew".... :rofl2:
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    Do you prefer eating ass or pussy or both ????

    I really like jamming my finger up a chick's ass and then smelling my finger. ************, you should try it. :thumbsup:
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    Do you prefer eating ass or pussy or both ????

    In my younger days I would have said "pussy". Now that's old hat. I am going to lick her pussy, no doubt, and I'll make her come. But that's all just a lead up to putting my tongue so far up that puckered starfish that I'll carve my initials on tomorrow's turd.
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    Book idea, which Czech pornstars would you most want to learn about?

    If you need a field reporter to track down Sylvia Saint and "interview" the **** out of her, I will do it free of charge. Seriously, free.
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    New "Morris Compassion Scale" for adult movies?

    Simple answer Compas06. Andrew Blake movies.
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    Shania Twain

    Jesus Christ, there's no two ways about - She's fucking GORGEOUS and she seems to be getting better with age. Wow.
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    Who is going to see Rocky 48 1/3?

    That's like saying "Herpes CAN'T be as bad as AIDS" so I might as well get it.
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    Who is going to see Rocky 48 1/3?

    This, like many movies, is an insult to our intelligence. We all owe holiday one big "Fuck You" by NOT going to this movie. I hope it fuckin' tanks. :thumbsup:
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    Do you prefer eating ass or pussy or both ????

    Lick the clit combining the shocker with the optional spock attachment and you've got a winner :thumbsup: :glugglug: :pimpdaddy: :banger:
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    Lost of the glens penis

    Appalling isn't it? Can you believe most of the people around here are not medical experts? They should be ashamed. Perhaps they should know better. Or perhaps they know "Freeones" means "Freeones", and not "Web MD". :ban: ...oh, too late.
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    My dick is too small...but my girl says she likes it.

    Reading this thread is like listening to a bunch of Freshman in the high school locker room before gym class.
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    Mr.Dick and...

    I believe I've found a new favorite. Very sex accent too.
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    Exploding Cumshots / MASSIVE Cumshots

    Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! How could something so disgusting be so hot!?
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    What will come first? A female President or a black president?

    See ya dude, nice knowing you. I hear ya man. I don't think a majority of us have a problem with a woman being president but American politics is so disgustingly cut throat that it's hard for a woman to be successful in that arena without coming of as total hell cunt bitch. That's why Hillary...
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    The Blackest Day of the World History.

    Does anybody else find it ironic that this thread starts with the declaration that the incident that effectively ended World War II is being referred to as "the day that Peace ended"? I don't get it, how can you defeat peace by ending a war?
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    What will come first? A female President or a black president?

    ??? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute here. Read that post a few times and see if you can detect the contradictory nature of it. A majority of Americans are white and a majority of the politicians voted in are white. A majority of "Africans" are black and they've elected a black president...
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    What will come first? A female President or a black president?

    Would you fuck a Black Shemale President?
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    Bush fucks the country

    I hear ya but......... He took a shitty middle eastern country, that wasn't fucking with us, and somehow managed to make it even shittier, our national debt is now 8.5 TRILLION and the national debt ceiling under Bush has been raised 4 times in 5 years . When Bush took office 5 years ago, the...
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    Is America Ready for a female president?

    what is the definition of "definition"?
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    Bush fucks the country

    Georges, I generally love your posts :hatsoff: but you are one off-topic motherfucker! Loosen the fuck up for once.:thumbsup: :georges:
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    TV Poker..............

    Omaha, like any poker, is not profitable only if you're not any good at it. In any poker game the money is made in the marginal hands. Anyone can play good cards and fold bad ones. It's those that maximize the pots with marginal hands that they aren't totally sure are the best hands, and are...
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    special h/c webcam tonight!

    Will you be ******* during this show?
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    Getcha Pull!!!!!

    In honor of Darrell I will smoke an entire dime bag tonight :pimpdaddy:
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    Do hot girls fart?

    I've seen some sick **** in my day, no pun intended, by holy fuck that was harsh. When the chick farts on her tooth brush and then brushes her teeth with it......:throwup:
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    Naughty Allie / Allie Chase

    Re: Naughty Allie - Vids MY GOD she is so fucking hot. That she just can't wait to get home before she starts diddling herself WHILE driving is precisely the insatiable desperation that makes a women hotter than fucking hell. It noticed a rather weird shifter in that vehicle, what is that...
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    TV Poker..............

    Well, since h.o.r.s.e is a rotation game combining Hold 'Em, Omaha, Razz, Seven Card Stud - High, and Seven Card Stud High-Low (Eight or Better) they would really be showing those FIVE games. I agree though, just playing Hold 'Em gets boring after a while.
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    The best NATURAL girl!

    Yep, Erica Campbell embodies everything a woman should be.
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    TV Poker..............

    I like watching the ********* poker crap because at least it reminds me that I'm better at it than somebody.
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    Is America Ready for a female president?

    That would depend on what your definition of the word "woman" is.
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    Lori Michaels

    Nice one Campi, I've always thought Lori was amazing. You simply will not find a body any more perfect than Lori Michaels. A true joy to look at.
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    Why cant life just about sex?

    Because if that's all there was then how could we ever embrace the joys of pot smoking and masturbation?
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    Porn Parodies

    "Rear and Pleasant Danger" Ha ha. Classic, almost as good as "Weapons of Ass Destruction"
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    just tired and venting

    Was this written over the period of a few days as you watched a series of unrelated movies, news clips, and internet postings..and subsequently responded in a stream of consciousness? Kick ass post by the way, Torre.
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    Bush fucks the country

    Didn't know where else to put this but it's funny http://glumbert.com/media/roleplay
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    Chоking on Cum (gagging / retching)

    Oh God, I was just thinking exactly the same thing.:hatsoff:
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    First Muslim Congressman Wants to Take Oath of Office on Koran Rather Than Bible

    Where in the constitution does it state that a congressman's job is to uphold the Koran or the bible, for that matter? While a legislator should by no means ever carry out his duty according to his RELIGIOUS beliefs, I do agree that he should be able to swear on whatever that hell book he...
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    First Muslim Congressman Wants to Take Oath of Office on Koran Rather Than Bible

    Well he might as well swear onto of a stack of **** stained toilet paper because if the doctrine separating church and state is upheld, it doesn't matter diddily **** what he swore in on.
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    Is America Ready for a female president?

    America may or may not be ready for a female president but they certainly aren't ready for Hilary Clinton. She's a very polarizing character and many people, especially women - who can see right through her, do not trust her at all. She has what you would call an "electability" problem. I...
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    Is Iraq better off now than under Saddam?

    That's what I'm saying. That region is nothing more than millions of impovershed, backward assed illiterates stuck in the middle ages, blindly following religous zealotry. They do not deserve, nor can they handle democracy. It's like a fucking nursery school with no teachers. They NEED a...
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    Britney Spears

    Yeah! I hear some of them even waste their time posting about it on pornography discussion boards on that internet thing.:1orglaugh
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    wtf? wtf? wtf? wtf is up with the signature pics

    As you can see, what used to be a nice elegant picture of the most beautiful woman to ever inhabit the universe has turned into a series of wtf?s. Can someone tell me what's going on?:dunno:
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    Is Iraq better off now than under Saddam?

    LOL, it keeps saying the "server is too busy at the moment, please try again later" when filling out the poll options. Fuck it, y'all know what I'm getting at. Personally, if I was Iraqi, I would have every reason to think the the United States turned my country into a worn torn hell that is...
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    Is Iraq better off now than under Saddam?

    While I tend to think Mr. Annan incompetenly ran an impotent organization, I do tend to agree with him on this assessment. When will we learn the US is no good at occupying countries and effecting change? We've tried it twice now. One we lost miserably and the other one, well all we've done...
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    Are the Iraqis better off now than with Saddam?

    This was supposed to be a poll but "the server was too busy". BNF, or whoever's watching, please close this - I'm posting it again.
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    Are the Iraqis better off now than with Saddam?

    While I tend to think Mr. Annan incompetenly ran an impotent organization, I do tend to agree with him on this assessment. When will we learn the US is no good at occupying countries and effecting change? We've tried it twice now. One we lost miserably and the other one, well all we've done...
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    Gallery of the Absurd

    http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/12/britney_lindsay.html This is absolutely hilarious. If you like making fun of trashy *********** as much as I do, you will love this. Take a few minutes to look at it in detail, you'll notice all sorts of funny ****.
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    Ever consider a career in porn?

    I've read your lyrics. Go ahead and do the porn, you have nothing to worry about.
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