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Re: What about muscular women ? She's hot as hell! Only thing that would make her any hotter would be a better boob job. Otherwise, gorgeous face and PERFECT body.

Pulp Fiction: Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker

Actually I looked up "Goddess" in the dictionary and all it had was a picture of Sylvia Saint next to it. She's arguably the most famous of the Czech pornstars and it has been rumored that just looking at her adds 10 years to your life, improves your skin tone, and is suspected to be a cure for...

That's funny, I remember when I used to get Hustler every month just to read the porno reviews. In one they're talking about a scene with West in it and the writer says "...she was begging for a load but Randy West could only grace her with his customary two drops of dick dew".... :rofl2:

I really like jamming my finger up a chick's ass and then smelling my finger. ************, you should try it. :thumbsup:

In my younger days I would have said "pussy". Now that's old hat. I am going to lick her pussy, no doubt, and I'll make her come. But that's all just a lead up to putting my tongue so far up that puckered starfish that I'll carve my initials on tomorrow's turd.

If you need a field reporter to track down Sylvia Saint and "interview" the **** out of her, I will do it free of charge. Seriously, free.

Simple answer Compas06. Andrew Blake movies.

Jesus Christ, there's no two ways about - She's fucking GORGEOUS and she seems to be getting better with age. Wow.

That's like saying "Herpes CAN'T be as bad as AIDS" so I might as well get it.

This, like many movies, is an insult to our intelligence. We all owe holiday one big "Fuck You" by NOT going to this movie. I hope it fuckin' tanks. :thumbsup:

Lick the clit combining the shocker with the optional spock attachment and you've got a winner :thumbsup: :glugglug: :pimpdaddy: :banger:

Appalling isn't it? Can you believe most of the people around here are not medical experts? They should be ashamed. Perhaps they should know better. Or perhaps they know "Freeones" means "Freeones", and not "Web MD". :ban: ...oh, too late.

Reading this thread is like listening to a bunch of Freshman in the high school locker room before gym class.

I believe I've found a new favorite. Very sex accent too.

Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! How could something so disgusting be so hot!?

See ya dude, nice knowing you. I hear ya man. I don't think a majority of us have a problem with a woman being president but American politics is so disgustingly cut throat that it's hard for a woman to be successful in that arena without coming of as total hell cunt bitch. That's why Hillary...

Does anybody else find it ironic that this thread starts with the declaration that the incident that effectively ended World War II is being referred to as "the day that Peace ended"? I don't get it, how can you defeat peace by ending a war?

??? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute here. Read that post a few times and see if you can detect the contradictory nature of it. A majority of Americans are white and a majority of the politicians voted in are white. A majority of "Africans" are black and they've elected a black president...

Would you fuck a Black Shemale President?

I hear ya but......... He took a shitty middle eastern country, that wasn't fucking with us, and somehow managed to make it even shittier, our national debt is now 8.5 TRILLION and the national debt ceiling under Bush has been raised 4 times in 5 years . When Bush took office 5 years ago, the...

what is the definition of "definition"?

Georges, I generally love your posts :hatsoff: but you are one off-topic motherfucker! Loosen the fuck up for once.:thumbsup: :georges:

Omaha, like any poker, is not profitable only if you're not any good at it. In any poker game the money is made in the marginal hands. Anyone can play good cards and fold bad ones. It's those that maximize the pots with marginal hands that they aren't totally sure are the best hands, and are...

Will you be ******* during this show?

In honor of Darrell I will smoke an entire dime bag tonight :pimpdaddy:

I've seen some sick **** in my day, no pun intended, by holy fuck that was harsh. When the chick farts on her tooth brush and then brushes her teeth with it......:throwup:

Re: Naughty Allie - Vids MY GOD she is so fucking hot. That she just can't wait to get home before she starts diddling herself WHILE driving is precisely the insatiable desperation that makes a women hotter than fucking hell. It noticed a rather weird shifter in that vehicle, what is that...

Well, since h.o.r.s.e is a rotation game combining Hold 'Em, Omaha, Razz, Seven Card Stud - High, and Seven Card Stud High-Low (Eight or Better) they would really be showing those FIVE games. I agree though, just playing Hold 'Em gets boring after a while.

Yep, Erica Campbell embodies everything a woman should be.

I like watching the ********* poker crap because at least it reminds me that I'm better at it than somebody.

That would depend on what your definition of the word "woman" is.

Nice one Campi, I've always thought Lori was amazing. You simply will not find a body any more perfect than Lori Michaels. A true joy to look at.

Because if that's all there was then how could we ever embrace the joys of pot smoking and masturbation?

"Rear and Pleasant Danger" Ha ha. Classic, almost as good as "Weapons of Ass Destruction"

Was this written over the period of a few days as you watched a series of unrelated movies, news clips, and internet postings..and subsequently responded in a stream of consciousness? Kick ass post by the way, Torre.

Didn't know where else to put this but it's funny http://glumbert.com/media/roleplay

Oh God, I was just thinking exactly the same thing.:hatsoff:

Where in the constitution does it state that a congressman's job is to uphold the Koran or the bible, for that matter? While a legislator should by no means ever carry out his duty according to his RELIGIOUS beliefs, I do agree that he should be able to swear on whatever that hell book he...

Well he might as well swear onto of a stack of **** stained toilet paper because if the doctrine separating church and state is upheld, it doesn't matter diddily **** what he swore in on.

America may or may not be ready for a female president but they certainly aren't ready for Hilary Clinton. She's a very polarizing character and many people, especially women - who can see right through her, do not trust her at all. She has what you would call an "electability" problem. I...

That's what I'm saying. That region is nothing more than millions of impovershed, backward assed illiterates stuck in the middle ages, blindly following religous zealotry. They do not deserve, nor can they handle democracy. It's like a fucking nursery school with no teachers. They NEED a...

Yeah! I hear some of them even waste their time posting about it on pornography discussion boards on that internet thing.:1orglaugh

As you can see, what used to be a nice elegant picture of the most beautiful woman to ever inhabit the universe has turned into a series of wtf?s. Can someone tell me what's going on?:dunno:

LOL, it keeps saying the "server is too busy at the moment, please try again later" when filling out the poll options. Fuck it, y'all know what I'm getting at. Personally, if I was Iraqi, I would have every reason to think the the United States turned my country into a worn torn hell that is...

While I tend to think Mr. Annan incompetenly ran an impotent organization, I do tend to agree with him on this assessment. When will we learn the US is no good at occupying countries and effecting change? We've tried it twice now. One we lost miserably and the other one, well all we've done...

This was supposed to be a poll but "the server was too busy". BNF, or whoever's watching, please close this - I'm posting it again.

While I tend to think Mr. Annan incompetenly ran an impotent organization, I do tend to agree with him on this assessment. When will we learn the US is no good at occupying countries and effecting change? We've tried it twice now. One we lost miserably and the other one, well all we've done...

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/12/britney_lindsay.html This is absolutely hilarious. If you like making fun of trashy *********** as much as I do, you will love this. Take a few minutes to look at it in detail, you'll notice all sorts of funny ****.

I've read your lyrics. Go ahead and do the porn, you have nothing to worry about.