New "Morris Compassion Scale" for adult movies?
Most adult movies are rather boring and actually not very sexy.
But of course, what is "good" quality of a product or service
is always in the eyes of the possibly satisfied beholder.
Desmond Morris wrote his book The Naked Ape in 1967, observing that
human lovemaking starts with a long foreplay of hugging and caressing,
and with a lot of naked skin contact. Indeed, our skin is
the body's largest (sexual) organ, weighing about 5 kilos!
So how to we get more compassion into adult movies?, e.g.:
A real plot helps, but needs not be elaborate. Preferably heterosexual.
More "shower" scenes, please. Nakedness is a plus.
Too elaborate side-effects distract, e.g. poor illumination or
fancy clothing and make-up.
The female partner should take off her shoes (!).
The female partner should be rather voluptuous.
The partners should undress and caress each other in
standing/sitting/lying positions for at least 5-10 minutes.
Both partners should show hot emotions, be active, and that they
really care for each other - but not in "lovers guide" style.
Both partners should keep close body and eye contact - e.g.
not look around or into the camera.
Close-up pictures of sexual organs should be somewhat restrained, but
real hardcore and not faking is mandatory.
Both partners should climax, and please avoid the unnatural "cum" pictures.
Is all this old porridge and a lost opportunity?
That is, am I asking for an unrealistic refocus of parts of the
adult movies industry? Well, but there are some light in the dark.
Let me introduce a "Moriss Compassion Scale" going from one to five stars, and how it could be applied:
Star 1: Beatiful from Wicked (even if this gets 5-star applaud from
many DVD retailers)
Star 2: Most of Playgirl movies.
Star 3: Bedlam, with Celeste in a furniture shop scene.
Star 3,5: Borderline, with Celeste lying naked on top of her male partner.
Star 4: Illicit, the first and last scene with Mercedez.
Star 4: Lay Me Down, the last sofa scene with Mercedez and Evan Stone.
So, can we hope to get more compassion in adult movies?
And can others recommend 4 or possibly 5 star movies?
Finally, is such a scale futile?
- compas06
Most adult movies are rather boring and actually not very sexy.
But of course, what is "good" quality of a product or service
is always in the eyes of the possibly satisfied beholder.
Desmond Morris wrote his book The Naked Ape in 1967, observing that
human lovemaking starts with a long foreplay of hugging and caressing,
and with a lot of naked skin contact. Indeed, our skin is
the body's largest (sexual) organ, weighing about 5 kilos!
So how to we get more compassion into adult movies?, e.g.:
A real plot helps, but needs not be elaborate. Preferably heterosexual.
More "shower" scenes, please. Nakedness is a plus.
Too elaborate side-effects distract, e.g. poor illumination or
fancy clothing and make-up.
The female partner should take off her shoes (!).
The female partner should be rather voluptuous.
The partners should undress and caress each other in
standing/sitting/lying positions for at least 5-10 minutes.
Both partners should show hot emotions, be active, and that they
really care for each other - but not in "lovers guide" style.
Both partners should keep close body and eye contact - e.g.
not look around or into the camera.
Close-up pictures of sexual organs should be somewhat restrained, but
real hardcore and not faking is mandatory.
Both partners should climax, and please avoid the unnatural "cum" pictures.
Is all this old porridge and a lost opportunity?
That is, am I asking for an unrealistic refocus of parts of the
adult movies industry? Well, but there are some light in the dark.
Let me introduce a "Moriss Compassion Scale" going from one to five stars, and how it could be applied:
Star 1: Beatiful from Wicked (even if this gets 5-star applaud from
many DVD retailers)
Star 2: Most of Playgirl movies.
Star 3: Bedlam, with Celeste in a furniture shop scene.
Star 3,5: Borderline, with Celeste lying naked on top of her male partner.
Star 4: Illicit, the first and last scene with Mercedez.
Star 4: Lay Me Down, the last sofa scene with Mercedez and Evan Stone.
So, can we hope to get more compassion in adult movies?
And can others recommend 4 or possibly 5 star movies?
Finally, is such a scale futile?
- compas06
