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That gives new meaning to "getting your hair did"

"heary" huh? hmmm....:eek: :crash: :helpme: :wtf: :error: Run for your lives!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh They've had 2,000 years, ain't happened yet. Never will.

I'm addicting to eating a woman's asshole. I fucking love it.

Ha ha, that happened years agao

There was a punk band in the 80s called "The MeatMen" They had a great line that said "I'll stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'll carve my initials on tomorrow's turd". Literary genius.

WGAF, that's why.

Well, he's certainly taking a HUGE step toward career suicide...read more here

See dick be born See dick play with dolls at 5 years old See dick try to join cheerleader squad See dick go to college, and have eye opening revelations See dick undergo extensive counseling See dick join support group for alternative lifestyles See dick fill large ************ for estrogen...

Holy 3 year old thread resurrection! By the way, yeah I'll tongue a little bung..

That is true Chef, I'm just making that point that it's painful to me whenever the Steelers are obviously not the best team around.

Silent Blue, I have come to absolutely adore your posts.. There are so many women that I have met that need to learn from you the proper outlook on intimacy, trust, and the give and take that makes sex special. I could go on and on about being in touch with yours and a man's sexuality but I...

Apology accepted. Problem is I love the Steelers so I'm having trouble with the whole "Patriots are the best team in the history of the NFL" thing but I got give respect where it is due. They are putting on one hell of a show. And fuck the Celtics, who gives a ****.

Take the gang bang thing one step further. *******! Invite the whole neighborhood over. Or try *******. Seriously, I dated this freak (God love her) for a while and after anal, snowball, ATM, movie theatre, bar parking lot, road head, backyard skullfucking, and assfingering we ran out of...

Anybody who calls them "the red soxs" has lost all credibility in this thread anyhow. This is coming from a HUGE Red Sox fan.

1- Saturday the 14th 2 - Dirt Bike, bare arm skidded across a bone dry dirt track for about 30 feet, hospital level injury. Insurance company hates me 3 - Hattori Hanzo ***** 4 - Long time ago, dressed as a biker. 5 - The ******* that fucks all the girls (what's his name again?)

Nipples...hard as little rocks. Here's to all that gorgeous snatch down in f-l-a :glugglug:

Damn, that picture is just full of tits. :nanner: :hatsoff:

My answer is not listed in your choices: "All of the Above".

If you like fully clothed sex, you'll love their companion site fully clothed ******* You fuckin' perverts :hatsoff:

I **** to say this but you fuckin' need to man up dude. He's a bully, you're a pussy, and she's an attention whore. But the ironic thing is, out of the three dysfunctional messes, it sounds like YOU actually have the least amount of inner insecurity. These two just dump theirs all over you...

cheating is a disgusting thing for someone to do. but sometimes you can see why. Once a month? Shiiiit.

Facetious may not be funny but his posts are a dizzying array of hyper A.D.D. jumble mixed in with some half serious ruminations of everyday life all the while multi tasking 4 different topics in one sentence and somehow making at least a little sense but still, in the end, ultimately confusing...

I'm still pissed that I'm not the first line center for the Pittsburgh Penguins. :mad:

I sat through that for about 45 seconds. Then I looked outside and I noticed grass growing. That seemed to hold my interest a little better.

Just another example why people sometimes go postal :ak47: Like Chris Rock said "If your making millions and the bitch wants half, you can probably deal with it. But if you're making 30 thousand....you might have to **** her!"

that supposed to be funny? It was.:eek:

I was on a drought, I mean I had gone many, many, many, many months without doing the horizontal dance. Then I met this chick and we went on a few dates and it turned out we really hit it off, just had a great time right from the get go. This went on for a few weeks and I'm just going nuts...

In the Andrew Blake classic "Hidden Obsessions" Julia and Janine perform an unforgettable, lengendary lesbian scense involving a dildo made out of ice. It is THE MOST amazing lesbo scene ever put on film, I guarantee it.

Doesn't matter, they always edit out the anal and the cum shots. :******:

I'd make sure to tell them they dropped their money, no matter how much or how little it was. I've done a few "not so pure" things in my life but, more importantly, have seen others just be the most atrocious human beings and do shitty things that they have set an example of what not to be. At...

'cause she's a whore.

We are ALREADY taxed on using the internet. We pay taxes on the fucking computer we buy, taxes on all goddamn software I put in it, taxes on the modem, taxes on the wireless fucking router, taxes EVERY FUCKING MONTH to my internet services provider, PROPERTY taxes on the fucking house my...

I'm glad you're not using it anymore. I had to strain my eyes to read it to the point of getting a headache. Members of our government could not have put together this mass conspiracy to sucessfully knock down the World Trade Center, that would overlook one major fact: They are Incompetent.

I usually look at her left ring finger and then decide if it's worth further investigation.

Thankfully our prison system is not some bastion of liberal coddling. Word will spread quickly what this guy did, from administration to guards to the prisoners. Then he's fuckin' toast.:wave2:

It goes in this order: Steak Blowjob Anal Ass-to-Mouth Silence.

I will make sure to catch this. I don't much about Cheney but he appears to be the biggest threat toward democracy since Adolf Hitler. Thanks for the heads up BB1970.

Yeah, that'd be a great way to get his arrest thrown out, complicate his trial, and turn him into a victim.:mad:

The Onion is a fake news source, designed for comedy. But some of the reactions reflect a grave attitude toward freedom of speech. "Just don't let her do black guys anymore and she may not say it anymore. If she says a racial slure towards another race (Asian) then just pull her movies of...

If we're going to ban all guns then we have to ban all swimming pools. In a given year there is one drowning of a ***** for every 11,000 swimming pools in the US. That is 550 ******** under the age of 10 dead every year. Meanwhile, there is one ***** ****** by a *** for every 1 million guns...

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What a horrible fucking story. If there is a hell on earth, it's got to be L.A.

Maybe you go to a shitty college? Either way you're gonna get all kinds at just about any university. I had some profs that I'll remember forever and some that I forgot the minute I handed in my last test. Regardless of what you think, the cliche is true - this is the most FUN you'll ever...

I was watching the world series of poker and the guy kept praying to god "Jesus please let me win, let me have purpose today". If there is a god, do you really think he cares about the outcome of one's ******** ventures?

If you really genuinely like ****, this situation is going to me much easier on you. I've tried it and didn't like it. If she's a good ******, her time with you "having fun" is going to be limited as she's got far more responsibilities than a woman without ****. Also, another thing you have...

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/TheEndOfTheWalMartEra.aspx There is hope......

My favorite post cum moment? Sportscenter.

make that a double, send me some too!

Next November I'm voting...for me to make enough money to move to Costa Rica. Tropical Climate, breathtaking beauty, awesome surf and fishing, Cheap Blow, whores, and ********. What could be better?