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Yeah, made it home without getting a railroad spike driven through his eye and was not ****** to eat the diarhea of 9 crackheads. :wtf: Why the fuck are we comparing this guy's day to a presidential assasination? By the way, McRocket - loved your scathing commentary. You will never be...

I agree with McRocket, quit wasting government resources on this and let baseball police itself. They're the ones, after all, that let him take steroids. Barry's just an arrogant fucking asshole, through and through. Prosecutors will grill him, he'll be a smug pain in the ass, they'll get...

A serious queston ProfV: Do you think you might possibly be a "Sex Addict"? You seem to have a number of personality characteristics that could lead to that. You're obviously intelligent, extremely self confident (to a point that some term as "arrogant"), have a intense appreciation for the...

WOW! Fucking phenomenal :bowdown: Those last two links are insane. Sylvia slamming two fingers in her puss with a massive cock in the dirt, and the hottest lesbo scene I've come across in a while. Thank you gentlemen!

Vegas courts? Long haired hippie judge? A motley collection of witnesses, all with ZERO credibility? No *** as physical evidence? Bet ya 3 to 1 he walks.

Holy ****!:eek: I almost just spit all over my keyboard laughing so hard. :rofl2:

In the world of manufactured, ***** fed pop music you're either talented or hot and someone will go through the trouble of recording you and throwing you up on stage. Obviously, she ain't hot. I've watched 30 or 40 seconds of some clips, for comic effect. But even though she's shithoused...

and has also settled numerous malpractice suits, been the subject of allegations of sexual battery and physical assault, DUI convictions and pending disciplinary action before the Medical Board of California. Seems like perhaps "race" isn't the most important criteria, now is it?

I **** the dude's face. He's there only for his dick. Just keep it that way.

There is only one logical answer to this question. ****** with it! Poker, sports betting, bet someone you can eat 50 eggs, anything. But if I just got $163, I could only think of ********.

Re: If you were to have threesomes with two pornstars, which two pornstar will you ch Sylvia Saint and Angel Dark or Tory Lane and Gauge.

Before the end of the first verse of "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. What the hell am I doing in here? :dunno:

What happened, did some of your load land in her eye? On a more important note, You ever heard of a "boy toy", Mr. 22? She stroked her 30 year old ego by fucking and taking care of you until she got sick of it. You became dead weight and to a hard working woman who takes initiative in her...

It's harder to go 0-16 than 16-0. The Dolphins might beat the Jets and the Pats have to stay completely healthy to pull this off

Not a fan of his but man, what a horrible story.

Get her a nice 6 Channel amplifier. Something by Macintosh preferrably.

Stacy Keibler. No contest

"Cryin' won't help ya, Prayin' won't do ya no good" I live in the southeast and that god for Governor douchebag or I'd have to get my water from the moss on the north side of the tree trunk. What an ass.

are you snorting cum?

I know that McR, but aggregate GDP does not mean we have wads of cash to throw around. Let me ask you this, who has more disposable income; the guy with $1,100,000 and six **** to send through college or the guy with $1,000,000 and one *** to send through college? We are not one big fat happy...

Ooops, scratch all that. I just found the explanation after reading the first post: I'm sure tall, handsome, hard working men with good hearts usually end up in a much better situation than "accepting life here in the village" with her and her "mum".

Maybe she's just not the marrying type. Why the fuck is this a news item anyway? Slow day? I'd much rather read about the chick who constantly orgasms all over herself.

What an asshole. Fuck him. And that weightlifter too, fuck 'em both.

hmm, I'm not so sure. Like Doube L said about the chocolate, anything you get constantly becomes run of the mill. Without a little anticipation, and a bit of novelty, it would get old real quick. Like a wise man once said "It's not the ****, but the thrill of the chase" and like another wise...

"More shaky? I don't know if you keep up with current events but right now our economy is extremely "shaky". The stock market is 1,000 points off it's high of only several weeks ago, gas is over $3 a gallon, the value of the dollar is at an all time low, housing prices are falling in 16 of the...

:bowdown: Whatever has shaped your psyche, your magnificent appreciation of the primal bond made possible by the sexual union of two people...that part of your DNA should be cloned and injected into all subsequent females that enter this world. I am so glad there are women like you on this...

Re: No adoption? Especially if society continues to adopt the archaic view that one's sexual orientation is of any consequence to how they should live all the other aspects of their life. Where one puts their penis or vagina should have no bearing on anything else in their life. I've heard...

I would like to break the record for longest consecutive session of eating Sylvia Saint's pussy (and ass for that matter)

That ain't gonna happen. Anytime Fox's dead ***** beaten, la la land pipe ***** arguments are refuted with factual evidence and he disappears from the landscape to write another song about how great it would be if the world would just live as one. He must take his lines straight from the...

26 is very young Chef. That being said, your head is in right place. I would say that jsut because you're thinking about this at a young age, you are already ahead of the game. I don't know much about being a chef but from my understanding the only way a chef makes "real" money is to open his...

You know those reciprocating saws? Well, forget it, no way, uh uh.

:*****: Radiohead? That's when a chick sucks your cock while she's listening to a Walkman, just like back in 1993!!! :nanner: :rofl: :thumbsup:

"one ball, a bunch of **** kickin' it, as they dodge chickens in an impoverished world" That's classic. The simple explanation is that we more interesting things to watch, a lot more.

You gotta start asking some of the bigger guys in the gym where to get steroids. They're probably a good source of some of the other good stuff too, like Human Growth Hormone (HGH), Androstendione, testosterone ananthate, etc. It's easy to get, you just gotta know who to ask. Look for the guy...

Getting excessive? She's always looked ridiculous and it's just getting ridiculouser.

Where'd you go Garrison? Like others I am curious as to how religion fucked up your life. I couldn't care less about religion and I think it's an evil institution and let's just leave it at that. But I can see how the controlling dominance of religion could have had an adverse affect on you...

You and AFA are making fantastically great points on this subject, fascinating discussion. F.K. your post appeals to the sensibilities that most of us humans possess: compassion, an open mind, and the ability to look beyond immediate self when evaluating a situation and developing a policy...

It's just a hippie girl. They get lost in the woods all the time.

Easy, it's my real name.

Wrong. Wrong. Grady Little had the same payroll and left pitchers in the game until they gave up lead losing home runs. And by your rationale, why don't the fucking Yankees win every year???? HUH? Everyone has fucking money. Besides, doing anything other than brain surgery isn't exactly...

Jenna's pretty wealthy. Steve Hirsh, owner of Vivid Entertainment, I'm sure has a pretty well healed portfolio. Apparently Nick Manning (the "droppin' loads" guy) owns Adam & Eve entertainment. That sounds like a pretty nice revenue generating asset. Belladonna owns her own website (and she...

Country, what "country"? The USA didn't indefinitely suspend production of his show, the network did because no company wants to advertize on some show where the guy screams "******" over and over again. Yeah, it's a word for sure, but it's not a word you see thrown around on prime time...

That's a shame, she's a little hottie.

Although this tiptoes the line of infringing on Free Speech, I think this judgment is awesome. Now, if only the court can enforce the "church" to pay the damages and ***** them into bankrupt obsolescence. These Westboro Baptists are the lowest pieces of **** to ever walk the earth. I...

It's 11 PM. Time to smoke a nice bowl of dank, grab a Ketel & Tonic and chill out for a couple hours :pimpdaddy: Smoke 'em (and ***** 'em) if ya got 'em.

Terry Francona, of course! As opposed the that schlep Grady Little, he knows when to yank a pitcher before he blows the entire game, and go on to win 2 World Series in 4 years.

Uh, no thanks! As I'm sure you know Fox, you better be fuckin' careful with your outlandish escapades. I'm all for one pursuing his interests, no matter how incredibly deviant, but dude, wrap it up, it ain't worth it. :hatsoff:

Congratulations! :hatsoff: I am very happy for you. Now, at the polls, vote for anything except a Republican. The conservative christian right has taken over the party and is packing the legislature and judiciary with christian conservatives who will do everything in their power to impose...

These "****** fuckers" are the product. Who should get the money then? Would you feel better if Jerry Jones got it all? Someone's got to get it. Jerry Jones doesn't throw touchdowns but if he didn't give some of the money to Tony Romo then he'd keep it all, would that be "more right"...