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Has anybody noticed the Steelers quietly going 3-0. As a monstrous Steelers fan I will point out a couple facts. They beat Buffalo, Cleveland, and San Fran, not exactly powerhouses. I do feel however that they are the 3rd best team in the AFC and I can't wait to see them tested by some real...

Rhino! Awesome story. Once I was taking an afternoon ***. My girlfriend at the time (the same one who loved facials, ATM, and was open to the suggestion of peeing on her) slid into bed next to me and started rubbing one out. I woke up to her shaking, moaning, and gasping. Needless to say I...

Martha Stewart. (Did I just say that out loud?) Seriously though, Ariana Huffington. She's older than dirt but for some reason that accent and sassy attitude...goddamit I better go call my shrink before I go off the deep end....

My God that is an awesome response. In 3 sentences you absolutely captured what I think is behind the desire, and the psyche, of that act between two people. I must confess I am in love with you.:lovecoupl

:eek: Oh you poor, deprived soul. Just turn it off altogether then.

Ya think!? This guy's a **** salesman with a mouthful of samples.

That's not why we can't win this war. We can't win this war because the guy who started doesn't want to win. This war is a CASH COW for Bush, Cheney, and a Texas Stadium sized conglomerate of evil conscience-less old men sucking off the nipple of chaos. Greenspan said it was started to...

I was thinking of some elaborate response championing the capitalist system, individualism, and personal accountability all the while bemoaning the inefficiencies of a medical system run by politicians and bureaucrats but Hedonis's simple remark summed it up as well as it could be said. :thumbsup:

1 one 1 one 1 one 1 one u you u you u you u 1 one u u you 1 one one 1 1 1 u u u you you you 1 you one u I'm sick of that.

It's ridiculous to think that in today's world porn is anywhere near the top of the list of things that are harmful to anybody, ******** included. Not only is it nowhere near the top of the list, it's not even on the list. I can't think of a SINGLE example of watching porn being the cause of...

Caught with Pot This stuff shouldn't be ******* but, jeez, is there a human being any dumber than this guy?

me too.

Again, something by Andrew Blake. "Hidden Obsessions" "Night Trips" "House of Dreams"

no, there is NOWHERE on the internet where you can download music. :nono:

What the fuck are you talking about? :wtf: "There are so many in porn these days" Name one fucking porn chick thas was "obviously born as a man". Plenty of them look like **** because of horrible plastic surgery but I am unaware of those that used to be a man so please fill me in on that...

No you silly folks. It's called the "Pipe Cleaner".

If you ask me, the porn chicks from the 90s were so much hotter than they are today. Today's porn chicks seem like faceless robots churned out of the whore factory.

I can relate. I don't like anyone bothering me when I'm trying to get my work done either.

Does anybody here speak Japanese? EDIT - User uploaded videos are not allowed. Read the sticky thread about posting videos. This must be incredibly important, she won't stop reading this news report despite all the distractions around her!

I'd like to massage my own. I hurts every fucking day.

I would give my left nut to eat dinner out of her ass crack.

Hannah, by country mile.

Ape, I agree her desire to anally invade you doesn't guarantee awesomeness. I'm just saying a girl putting things in your ass does not make you gay. It may make you weird, but not gay. The fanny pack though, yeah that's gay.

Then do it.:hatsoff: You'll love it, it's fun.

Let's get one thing straight here, no pun intended. Homosexuality is about being attracted to and engaging in intimate acts with members of THE SAME SEX. It has nothing to do with your butt hole or what goes in and out of it. Having a girl stick fingers up your ass is not remotely a...

Is it even tighter than her ass? With the right amount of patience and lube anal can be quite comfortable. Whaddya say, give it a shot! :nannerf1:

They just have to be able to prove a *** was present during the "altercation", that makes a HUGE difference.

I voted for the one that didn't look like a tranny.

Paris Hilton, and I would introduce her to my friends Dirty Sanchez and Hot Carl

Good question but maybe there's some fire so hot even these two jackasses won't touch it. I doubt it though, we'll probably hear from them and Deion Sanders and Jamie Foxx and Whoopi and Stephan Marbury and.....

Too tight? :dunno: Sure as hell beats throwin' a hot dog down the hallway!

This should be a Pole, I mean Poll. Nah, maybe it shouldn't.

I'd give myself a facial

Right. I bet you'd never have a dick in your hand either. As for your question, do I even need to answer? I, like many here, am curious as to why this subject ever came up in the first place.

DON'T DO IT if you care at all about her health. It will cause a (staff, urinary tract, bladder) infection. Not sure exactly but some kind of infection. Speaking from experience, it put one of my ex girlfriends in the hospital for three days. It took the doc a while to figure out the cause...

Uh, I think he's a little worse than that! He's a psychopath, a pathological liar, and criminally insane. His quote was something like "I'm OJ Simpson, everybody knows who I am. Do you think I could just walk in a steal something and actually think I could get away with it?" Well you did...

Oh, alright, I'll think of it. ;)

that sucks. fuckin' helicopters....

Helping you out? What do you get out of it? What does anybody get out of it. It's a porno contest for chrissakes.

It's scored by 3 categories: 1. Goals 2. How many fans are arrested 3. Who wins all the fights in the stands

never heard of either them. I just clicked on Ava's link. Is it the "Hottest Girl over 40 in porn" contest?

Not immediately. She would ALWAYS take a shower immediately and THEN change the fucking sheets, no kidding. We just broke up last night. She's a great person but I also appreciate the freedom to pursure a sex life that is actually satisfying.

Thank God! Finally something that makes sense. :thumbsup:

DON'T go with "Cum Farters 5" Not a good choice. Try something by Andrew Blake. Hidden Obsessions is by far the most beautiful, classy, elegant porn I have ever seen. It's got the Ice Dildo scene with Julia Ann and Janine. From the early 90s so there both fresh, tight, and Hotter Than A...

I guess it would be worse. I don't hurt anybody and I don't steal anything. My death would would have the very slightest negative impact on the economy so the earth would be just a tad bit worse.

El Dora - Hartford, OH Williams Grove - Mechanicsburg, PA Bristol, TN

It's too long. Here: Thanks for the kind words. Oh, you’re at Georgian eh? That’s good. I could go on about some teachers when I was at Seneca, ha, ha! The people in my classes were great, but some of those teachers were something else!!! A reunion sounds great. Let me know when your free...

Can I just send $.17 to the Goldmans instead?

Sure you do. You don't want to tiptoe around ANYTHING for the rest of your life, it's a waste of time. Man up. As they say in sales "qualify and move on". It means bluntly find out the intentions of your query, if they intend to do business with you then great, if not then move on." same...

Most of these are reposts. I don't mind that but the problem is I am going to ruin my computer. I keep clicking on these links and after a while, smoke starts pouring out of it. :pimpdaddy: