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  1. Elwood70

    i love mature.com model ID

    Don't know who she is; but how exactly does a woman "ride (a) cock like a wild stallion" ?
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    who actually takes this forum seriously?

    I think some people take the board way too seriously, and they're probably the same ones who take everything too seriously. I take them with a grain of salt....it'll be their heart ******,not mine.
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    anti-‘R-word’ PSA

    I don't mind making a conscious effort to curb my use of the word "retarded", and all of its' variants. I prefer "fucktard" anyway,so it's a moot point.
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    Brandy vs Gianna vs Sara

    One for what? Gianna (I know; you're shocked,right? :D ), but if her Tweets are any indication,Brandy sounds like she'd be fun to party with.
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    anti-‘R-word’ PSA

    No,one of the meanings of the word retarded is "not correct". Go to any forum that deals with working on older cars and search the words "retard" or "retarded", there you'll find the word being thrown around all over; in the "correct" way.
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    anti-‘R-word’ PSA

    Uh, I think he meant "retard"
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    anti-‘R-word’ PSA

    What am I supposed to call adjusting the timing on my car now? It either needs to be advanced or retarded..... ...and while I'm at it (nothing personal to the ones who use them), the "n word" and "f-word" bullshit annoys me immensely. We all know what is meant by those terms, it's fucking...
  8. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    Having to talk yourself out of buying something you really, really want because of money.......despite the fact that it would help you get healthier overall.
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    Porn stars cant act

    Apparently; I'm the only person on this board who uses an actual pic of myself as an avatar. Was I not supposed to do this?
  10. Elwood70

    Is FREEONES down?

    Yes; it's down.I've been trying all fuckin' day to get on.
  11. Elwood70

    What is up with women assualting people at fast food places lately???

    The perpetrators are being charged with a **** crime....small consolation I know, but it's (slight) progress. http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/blog/2011/05/hate_crime_charges_in_mcdonald.html
  12. Elwood70

    Did the world end where you are yet?

    That's what it took to **** Macho Man Randy Savage.No one single thing could stop Macho Man.
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    Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo

    Re: Jennifer Lopez I watched "Anaconda" last week at work (don't ask); and I came to an inevitable conclusion: The only thing better than a sweaty Jennifer Lopez is a soaking wet Jennifer Lopez. :cool:
  14. Elwood70

    Perfect W.I.F.E

    Yes it would. It doesn't say anything about not changing her mind on a whim.
  15. Elwood70

    Liz Vicious

    I think this is it: https://twitter.com/#!/MissLizVicious
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    Thor

    Goddammit; this is what I get for reading threads in reverse order. I'll be avoiding this one from now on.
  17. Elwood70

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    I somewhat agree;but how would you have ended it?
  18. Elwood70

    favourite horror movie and killer!

    Halloween. When I was a ***; it seemed like there was a Michael Myers everywhere.
  19. Elwood70

    Who sucks the best dick? Gay men or straight women?

    I did; and I also read the article. Straight women suck the best dick. ... because only straight women have ever sucked mine.:D
  20. Elwood70

    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    When is Trump gonna call a press conference demanding proof that Bin Laden was a Muslim?
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    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    Re: Osama Bin Laded is dead It came across as pandering.
  22. Elwood70

    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    Re: Osama Bin Laded is dead Did Obama really just say "one nation under God"? :facepalm:
  23. Elwood70

    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    Re: Osama Bin Laded is dead Donald Trump wants to see Osama's death certificate...
  24. Elwood70

    Remember when life was simple?

    Too bad that's a toy shovel he's holding.....
  25. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Again,from Geezer:
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread First off, a huge hello to Nikki Nova, easily one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I have pics of you saved from 2003...:cool: I realize I'm a little late to this,but N.I.B did not stand for "Nativity In Black"; at least not initially: I think...
  27. Elwood70

    Cops act in porn movie while on duty.

    "Legal" or not, they're in for it.
  28. Elwood70

    It's Official: NFL Lockout BACK ON!

    Not if you know what to watch for.
  29. Elwood70

    It's Official: NFL Lockout BACK ON!

    Don't care; too busy watching baseball.
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    America hit by deadly tornados as worst storm outbreak in 40 years cuts through South

    Re: America hit by deadly tornados as worst storm outbreak in 40 years cuts through S http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/29/article-1381849-0BD15E3200000578-930_964x613.jpg Now,that's what I call "Built Ford Tough".
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    Hillbillies and rednecks?

    I've won every fight I've ever fought.......
  32. Elwood70

    Can you hide your Facebook from certain people?

    Goddamn rep limits!!!! STDiva,stop saying such rep-worthy **** for awhile,willya!? :cool:
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    What pisses you off?

    Having to "spread rep around"... ;)
  34. Elwood70

    Chica (Chica's Place)

    I still have mine....:cool:
  35. Elwood70

    If god exists, he must **** women

    If God exists,(s)he's got a lot of explaining to do.
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    Greatest invention ever

    Sunglasses
  37. Elwood70

    Lohan gets jail sentence for probation *********

    Good. That means the paparazzi and media won't bust my balls too much when the pics are published. :cool:
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Gianna Michaels is STILL fucking beautiful......not just "hot"....fucking beautiful....
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    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

    Re: Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied That alone made this bullshit worth plowing through. :cool:
  40. Elwood70

    Mexico wants to sue American *** mfgrs

    American states suing American tobacco companies....makes sense to me. Mexican government suing American *** companies with the aid of an American law firm,not so much. So, basically the Mexican government is hiring a group of people that are not natives to their country to do the work...
  41. Elwood70

    Mexico wants to sue American *** mfgrs

    There's a joke in there somewhere... ....and it's also fucking pathetic that a U.S. Law firm would take the case.
  42. Elwood70

    Actor Nicolas Cage arrested in New Orleans

    That's the key part....if.
  43. Elwood70

    GG Allin: yey or nay?

    Except for Keith Richards.:cool:
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    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    If it ever comes to pass,I will. :cool:
  45. Elwood70

    Left Computer On

    I never turn mine off.
  46. Elwood70

    ***** *****

    Bullshit If that's true; how come there's more old drunks than there are old doctors? Think I'll have another round.
  47. Elwood70

    The real question that has been plaguing humankind for 25 years.

    Nah,I'm being an optimist. I like seeing everyone go bugshit over it.
  48. Elwood70

    Sexy topless brunette with great tits! Who is she?

    TinEye was no help...it re-directed back here.
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    The real question that has been plaguing humankind for 25 years.

    Some might say it's too late.... :D
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    The real question that has been plaguing humankind for 25 years.

    The Earth already is tilted sideways. Something you wanna tell us,Stan?
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