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What is your definition of the word "old"?

Does "suicide watch" in this case mean standing by and watching him do it? I'd have no problem with this....

It's showing up fine over here, but only as an image. I don't recognize her,though....

Savor every moment. No matter what the fuck is going on at home,stay the fuck in school. Don't let others determine your self-worth. Don't start smoking-I fucking mean it. DON'T FLUNK TYPING CLASS!!!!

Overrated: Oldboy being Hollywoodized Underrated: Oldboy

The cat just wants to play. If the girl can't hang with that, it's her problem, not the cat's Besides, "evil" or not,they're still awesome...

Yeah....off a tee. Try doing it in a major-league park against even a nominal major-league pitcher. The ball will hit the catchers' glove before you can decide to try to swing. ...or ***** league,for that matter.

Overrated: Grey Goose ***** Underrated: Crystal Head *****

Any recommendations? Oh yeah, almost forgot: Spilling a sugary ***** on my keyboard,and having to clean the keys one........by.......one......

Not impressed.....

Doesn't someone have to touch it in order for you to receive it, or do you pick it up fresh off the press?? :D

Overrated: Stevie Ray Vaughn Underrated: Johnny Winter Overrated:Elvis Presley Underrated:Buddy Holly

...coming from a user IDing themselves as "hoselover"........ :D

Re: If you were an ******.... ...which doesn't change the fact that humans are *******. Even if the question was re-phrased to be more accurate,I'd still have the same answer.

Apparently, that wasn't enough.....too circumstantial.

Re: If you were an ******.... I'd stay just what I am. Especially considering the fact that humans are *******.....

I stole this from my Twitter feed; but it's worth noting here:

True; but America is the biggest,and therefore the best, target for the ****.

**** like this is why people **** America.

Smoker,but I'm workin' on it....

I agree....he's one of the greats.Right behind King Richard (Pryor). But I tire of seeing his quotes everywhere,especially when they're not in context.

But, didn't Carlin get to live a version of the American *****?

Re: Mexican **** cartel message to US agents: 'We are going to chop off your f-ing he quoted for motherfuckin' truth!!!

Now we know why Capital Punishment doesn't work anymore as a deterrent:It's too goddamn humane.

...until the responding cops and CSIs find the wire. Fail.

Being broke and hungry. Knowing I'm going to lose my job; just not knowing when. Feeling powerless

Hey, pedophiles who are rejoicing about Hansen getting a taste of his own medicine: Sit down. You're still pedophiles. He wins.

Because it does make them kooler,man...:D

See; there's your problem right there.....

Since when was "Elvis" a synonym for Chuck Berry?

QFMFT....and rep comin' :cool: ....eventually.

No pics? (Can't watch the video)

Sweeping generalizations: Not all Americans are fat, lazy arrogant fucktards who can't drive (or won't) drive manual transmission cars,and have to have a gas-guzzling fortress. Jesus fucking Christ,how goddamn hard is it to add a single word (i.e "some") to a comment!?

+1 for the truth.

Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire I don't care what others think;Jackass makes me laugh,and I enjoy it immensely. In fact I just watched "Jackass 3.5" today....it's a nice pick-me-up when I'm having a bad day. RIP Ryan.....you fucking idiot.

Re: Rest in Peace, Big Man. ****....

More often than not,I'm the same way. I still have my off moments though......then I pause and reflect on just how fucking awesome I really am, and how everyone is privileged to be in my presence-either directly or via an Internet connection.

(I can't believe I'm telling you guys this) My teeth. Due to some fucked-up occurrences-some my fault,some not. they're not what they should be. Put it this way: Look up the video clip for the original "It's Only Rock-N-Roll" by The Rolling Stones (the one with the bubbles)...watch it,and...

What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a porn star? A porn star doesn't ***** on the big ones!

It wasn't Jackie Brenston's band-it was Ike Turner's. Due to a contract dispute, Ike couldn't put his name as a credit on the record. Love how Altamont was relegated to a cursory mention...

Nah; couldn't be. Steven Tyler's lips are real...

When I remember **** that pisses me of; only to forget them as soon as I see this thread.

Fuckin' A right I do!!! It's the only way to do it.

Yet another reason I love my sunglasses-and the fact that I have to wear them. :cool:

Ah,you just want someone you can screw on the first date....

Re: Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas! Where's her car?

Elitist attitudes.

I could be an asshole and say that it's really easy to choose love over money when you've already got the money. But, I won't......I'll just say good for her, and good luck to the both of them.

Re: Patient shoots dead the top surgeon who saved his life with double organ transpla To top it off; that's two more organs that could've saved someone else's life. A tragic fucking waste from every angle....