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  1. Elwood70

    The council? Who the hell are they !? Of all people,I thought you would approve. ........and...

    The council? Who the hell are they !? Of all people,I thought you would approve. ........and how many times have you changed yours?
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    Men, would you ____ a handicapped woman?

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....:facepalm:
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs A challenge for my fellow Freeones viewers: I'm looking for the .gif of Alyssa Milano in Outer Limits. It picks up where this stops. I had it at one point,then my system crashed. I did search here,but no dice. Anyone who provides it will be thanked profusely,and...
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    6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet

    I'm the same way with song lyrics or lines from movies. If someone goes on and says that their favorite movie EVER is (blank),then they better damn well know the fuckin' lines. Same with songs.
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    I know....I was going to put a pic of myself, but that one is close enough...

    I know....I was going to put a pic of myself, but that one is close enough...
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    Stranded on a island with 4 women

    I want to change my answer: Pornstar: Gianna Michaels Actress: Alyssa Milano Model:Aria Giovanni Singer: Mariah Carey Notice what's missing? :cool:
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    What do you think of FreeOnes Forum new look?

    ****,logging on here for the first time this morning was better than coffee!! "Too bright?"...how do you figure? *Looks over sunglasses* Oh,my... :D
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    Lynyrd Skynyrd teacher who inspired band name dies

    No,but it's funny that you mention that. I read on the back of the one I bought the comment about "different jacket artwork"....and thus,the quest began. It took a few years,but I found one at a record convention, and I bought it.(with money that was supposed to be for Christmas shopping) I'm...
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    Lynyrd Skynyrd teacher who inspired band name dies

    Street Survivors was the very first album I ever bought, I was 12 years old. I still have it, and I just listened to the CD last week..... RIP..
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    It's Keith Richards in 1971 or '72.

    It's Keith Richards in 1971 or '72.
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    Scary Bible Quotes

    It is when he reads it.:cool, at least in the beginning :cool: ...and part of Ezekiel 25:17 was reworked by Quentin Tarantino.
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    This Pussy has to go!!!

    ...and it's also why I love 'em...:cool:
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    Chica Fansigns

    My dear.......you have NO idea....:cool:
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    Chica Fansigns

    YES!!! Yes it was.... Thankyouthankyouthankyou.....
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    Chica Fansigns

    I'm glad you asked...... I kept it as a treasure in my files,until I had to re-format everything and lost ALL of my saved things. I'm in the process of rebuilding all of my losses (including trying to find my other fansign from you. :D ) I'd like one please (I'll back everything up this...
  16. Elwood70

    Knowing what you know now what advice would you give to your younger self?

    Don't start smoking. (But,I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have listened. )
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    100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck

    That's cool....to each their own.
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    100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck

    That's a funny list,but #55 is wrong: That wasn't The Beatles that "poisoned" the landscape-or whatever the fuck the quote is-that was The Rolling Stones.
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    Nina Mercedez

    Wow....just wow.....
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    ★Bigger, Better, & Official! Miss FreeOnes 2011!★

    I've got a new favorite.....:D Thanks, Fonzie....uh, I mean Roald. ;)
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    THIS is the best September ever...

    Yes; it is..... I turned 40. I fuckin' made it.
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground You end up like a dog that’s been beat too much Till you spend half your life just covering up Born in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A., born in the U.S.A. Got in a little hometown jam...
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Oh, I know...but at times it can get a bit........frustrating.......
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    are there any WOMEN on this site ? SERIOUS

    ...and what a great one it is.:cool:
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Yes; I would...and will. This board makes me wonder if people really do **** the U.S.A. that much. I don't take it personally-if I did,I wouldn't be here-but holy ****.......
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    Worst Cock Sucker In Porn?

    A "bad" blowjob is like bad pizza- even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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    Gianna Michaels / Gianna Micheal / Gianna Rossi / Gianna Nelson / FTV Becky

    Re: Gianna Michaels / Micheals I posted this in another thread, but it bears repeating here: This just in: Gianna Michaels is fucking beautiful......not just "hot"....fucking beautiful.... That is all...
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Because every chance they get they bash the everlovin' **** out of the U.S.A.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    New one: The second most beautiful woman ever....
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    That's because this boards' members **** the U.S.A.-unless they're from here. ...which I (proudly) am.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    This just in: Gianna Michaels is fucking beautiful......not just "hot"....fucking beautiful.... That is all... Oh,and CDs FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!
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    Baseball managers.

    In what? An all-out brawl would be Earl easily-what he lacks in size,he more than makes up for in attitude.. (think Joe Pesci in GoodFellas Managerial skills?...Tough call, but I still gotta go with Earl. They're pretty much even, though.
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    Baseball managers.

    The Earl of Baltimore.
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    Baseball managers.

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    Baseball managers.

    All I'm going to say is this: Earl Weaver. Bring him back.
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    Clapton is great; don't get me wrong, I just didn't appreciate him to the extent that he...

    Clapton is great; don't get me wrong, I just didn't appreciate him to the extent that he deserves until recently...but Keith is The Human Riff for a reason.Think about it: How many great ones has he written?
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    Post a random song lyric

    In honor of..... There's a red house over yonder, that's where my baby stays. There's a red house over yonder, baby, that's where my baby stays. Well, I ain't been home to see my baby in about ninety nine and one half days, 'bout time I see her. Wait a minute, something's wrong. The key wont...
  38. Elwood70

    Jimi Hendrix - 40 years later.

    Agreed; but don't forget The Human Riff. (See avatar) ...admit it; you're humming one right now. :D
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    Jimi Hendrix - 40 years later.

    "Arguably" my ass; he WAS...and IS the greatest ever...... The only one who even came remotely close was Duane... ...and PLEASE don't try to put Stevie Ray Vaughn in the same class.....
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Aerosmith-Toys In The Attic. The one that started it all.
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    Should The Pope Face Charges? (for harboring pedos)

    Yes. Next question? :D
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    The King, The Messiah, The Man: Bill Murray

    Dude; he ad-libbed all of his lines in Caddyshack...they were all made up on the spot...... ....and don't even get me started on Stripes...
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    Man shoots doctor then ***** his own ****** then himself at America's top hospital

    Re: Man shoots doctor then ***** his own ****** then himself at America's top hospita Gotta represent,mothafuckas.....
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    Very skinny babes BIG breasts with VERY skinny legs!

    Damn...she's beautiful.
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    what motto do you live your life by?

    Shhh ...don't be saying my real name on the Internet, especially here..... :D
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    Why does US of A civilians call crisps chips?

    When it's a thinly disguised shot at the U.S.A. then yes, I consider it hatred. It's a feeble attempt at trolling...but considering the responses it got,I guess it was successful..
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    what motto do you live your life by?

    "Never rat on your friends; and always keep your mouth shut."
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    I can't say....
  49. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    What pisses me off you say? Well, strap yourself in, 'cos here fuckin' goes.... People that drive like they're in a fuckin' NASCAR or Formula 1 race People that treat me like a second-class citizen because I smoke fucking cigarettes Liars Obnoxious fans of the New York Yankees Obnoxious fans...
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