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  1. Elwood70

    I post a picture of your future wife

    Okay; I'll bite.....
  2. Elwood70

    Bert and Ernie to Tie the Knot in Gay Marriage Ceremony?

    This made the thread completely worth it:
  3. Elwood70

    Wis. State Fair sees rash of racially motivated attacks

    Alcoholics Anonymous is ******* people!? I've heard people calling them a cult,but Jesus....
  4. Elwood70

    What is the nastiest, most unpalatable swill you've ever tasted?

    The Jack Dainel's in the green label. I got hammered on it when I was 19. TO THIS DAY; it's the single worst hangover I've ever had.
  5. Elwood70

    Suicide by toilet paper

    Damn; I bet it was 2-ply.
  6. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    She needs to see a doctor.
  7. Elwood70

    Are you fat and ugly?

    Before or after August 5,1962?
  8. Elwood70

    Conservatives On Gay Marriage

    It ***** me that people against gay marriage say it will destroy the "sanctity of marriage". Guess what fuckheads? The "sanctity of marriage" HAS been damn near destroyed....by straight people. The only way to possibly get a semblance of it back is to lead by example...that is, worry about...
  9. Elwood70

    The Biggest Musical Artist on the Planet Rocks Lollapalooza

    What do you mean by "our" Elvis? Is that supposed to be generational comment? I like Eminem; but he's not my Elvis............but then again,I don't like Elvis either.
  10. Elwood70

    she misunderstood

    "****'s got a squeeze box,***** never ****** at night...."
  11. Elwood70

    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    No;never.... http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/3/9/37939.jpg?v=1
  12. Elwood70

    *********** you desperately want to see naked.

    Dammit!!!! Read my mind again... :D
  13. Elwood70

    Extreme curves!! Don't have a heart ******!!

    The real one looks better.
  14. Elwood70

    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    I'm not being difficult......I'm NOT, I'm NOT, I'm NOT!!!! I can't speak for everyone; but I think that the groups you mentioned leave out the "American" part of the description because it goes without saying (it should be assumed). Unless someone has an accent that makes their lineage...
  15. Elwood70

    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    Then, why is it still called "Black Power" and not "African-American Power"?
  16. Elwood70

    Why do these Bigots think Brits are ugly?

    Because bigots think everyone is ugly except themselves.
  17. Elwood70

    christian rock

    I prefer the John Lee Hooker version; y'know when it was stilled called "Boogie Chillun"...
  18. Elwood70

    Marriage Made In Heaven

    ...or at least cover your tracks.
  19. Elwood70

    Grandmother becomes NFL cheerleader

    This is what I think.... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=530180
  20. Elwood70

    Grandmother Makes Oakland Raiderette Cheerleaders

    1.-I find that story inspiring...age don't mean **** ,not like it used to. 2.-I'd hit it.
  21. Elwood70

    Amy Winehouse's death:From ******* withdrawal?

    Withdrawal from ******* can cause seizures which can consequently cause death,but I've never heard of a doctor telling a patient with a ******** problem to "gradually reduce her intake." As a matter of fact, any doctor worth their degree wouldn't say that to someone with that level of...
  22. Elwood70

    If You Could Choose Anyone That Is Famous To Be Friends With, Who'd It Be?

    The is going to be a complete shock to anyone here who has paid even the least amount of attention to anything I've ever posted: Keith Richards
  23. Elwood70

    Polls: Americans will blame Republicans for no debt ceiling deal...

    Just for the record;I'd like it known that I; as an American citizen, am not planning on blaming any one person nor do I do not give a flying fuck whose goddamn fault it is, just fucking fix it!!!
  24. Elwood70

    Amy Winehouse Found Dead

    Here... J10w3FuCwfQ
  25. Elwood70

    Amy Winehouse Found Dead

    Maybe I should clarify: When someone picks up a **** for the first time; they never set out to become an addict. If anything, they think they'll be the exception....the ONE person who will never become addicted to the ****. Depending on which **** it is, this initial decision has varying degrees...
  26. Elwood70

    Is it better to burn out or fade away..

    ...and Lennon ended up where?
  27. Elwood70

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    qft
  28. Elwood70

    Amy Winehouse Found Dead

    Nobody chooses to become an addict. .....just thought I'd point that out.
  29. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Black Sabbath-"Never Say Die"
  30. Elwood70

    Amy Winehouse Found Dead

    Yup....and he can't be ****** by unconventional weapons either.
  31. Elwood70

    Amy Winehouse Found Dead

    ....and Keith Richards oulives another one...
  32. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    Censorship; especially the kind that fuckin' insults my intelligence.
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    Special needs boy,4, left on sweltering school bus --for more than 5 Hours...

    What exactly were his special needs? It may shed some light on the story.
  34. Elwood70

    Led Zeppelin

    I know.:D It's one time on the first two LPs that they gave proper credit.
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    Led Zeppelin

    ...written by Willie Dixon..:cool:
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    Americanisms

    The same thing is happening here,only the opposite. That is;born and bred Americans using slang from the U.K. to try to sound cool. It pisses me off. We should just go ahead and make them two separate languages....American and English. There's enough differences between the two to warrant a...
  37. Elwood70

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    You never get used to it......at least I don't. .....but I always stand by my Orioles.:cool:
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    If you were a major league closer...?

    "Seek and Destroy"-Metallica
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Despite the fact that I know how Pastrami is made...and what it's made of; I still love it.
  40. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    Then they wouldn't be handouts.
  41. Elwood70

    Morality 1: Good without gods

    So they'll have to learn the value of a dollar and responsible spending like the rest of us? So, they won't be trust-fund ****? Oh, the horror... Good for him.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I wonder how many guys that refer to women as "goddesses" are atheists..
  43. Elwood70

    Casey Anthony "How Long?"

    I love how every armchair lawyer is so convinced she's guilty; yet professional prosecuting attorneys couldn't prove it....to twelve people.
  44. Elwood70

    Links not loading/taking too long

    Damn..... thanks!!!!!
  45. Elwood70

    Shouldn't you be dead?

    I never tried to act like I was in my 40s-and I still don't. How is someone supposed to "act" in their 40s, anyway? It's funny how we all have perceptions of how things will be until we reach them. People in general love to celebrate and wax nostalgic about how great it was to be a ***, but what...
  46. Elwood70

    Is that from personal experience? 'Cause I'm finding now that I give even less of a **** about...

    Is that from personal experience? 'Cause I'm finding now that I give even less of a **** about the stupid **** than I ever did before.
  47. Elwood70

    Me neither!!! I'm just getting started.

    Me neither!!! I'm just getting started.
  48. Elwood70

    Shouldn't you be dead?

    Me neither....:cool:
  49. Elwood70

    Shouldn't you be dead?

    I'm still waiting for the general consensus of what "old" is.... ...and I'm amused at the fact that the majority of the posters responding to a thread with its' share of comments about the "old"......have their ages hidden.
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