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Bus. It's cheap, it's comfortable and it's very, very reliable.

...aaaaawesome. What the FUCK was Rey Mysterio wearing?

HAHAHA, that's probably why they eliminated him in like 2 minutes.

Ok, the WWE needs to give Ricky Steamboat a spot on their active roster. For an old dude, he put up a better match than most youngsters.

Why does the WWE insist on ***** feeding it's fans mouthfuls of bullshit like *** Rock during WrestleMania? Seriously, am I the only one who fucking hates this ****? The crowd is DEAD now because of it. God job Vince, you out of touch asshole.

It won't be long until every car that's manufactured in the US will be constructed with a built in breathalyzer of sorts. Name one time that a man with a kitchen ***** stabbed 30 or more people at one time. You can't, because it can never happen. But, with a ***, 30 people can die in 2...

You can set water on fire?!?!?! You evil BITCH!!!

Getting a tattoo of a girl is the worst thing you can possibly do. I think that in 100% of cases like that, the girl who gets tattooed onto a guy ends up hating that guy at some point, rendering the tattoo absolutely hilarious.

People are just impatient and feel like one bad day means that their whole entire world is falling apart. Give those people a *** and people are going to die.

Unless Paula Deen makes it. Then just throw it on the floor and call her a chunky cunt. HE HE HE!!! :runs away, arms flopping like little girl:

Just because it's the internet doesn't mean that people should type as if they've never written a sentence before. U no wut I m33n? I H8 how ppull think dat typn whole sen10ces is hard 2 do.

I don't remember. It's a great movie though. Be warned though... - It's black and white - It's grainy looking - It's all subtitles (which I personally like) - It's long; so long, in fact, that it has an INTERMISSION on the DVD

*** does it for me. It make me act like a different person. It made me act so stupid that I've punched through a store front window, I've driven ***** and I've even ****** the blunt end of a wooden spoon inside of a kitten's asshole. Ok, well...maybe not the last thing. But, it might...

You should watch the original move that it was taken from then; The Seven Samurai. It's fucking long as fuck though. Oh, and Clint Eastwood is a shitty actor. I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I stole $287,000 from a bank once. SHH...it's a secret.

The Atlanta Braves

It depends. Is he cute?

What's more annoying? WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES THEIR CAPS LOCK ON AND TYPES WITH NOTHING BUT ALL CAPS? Or... when someone types a big paragraph and refuses to hit the shift key or use any sort of punctuation to let you know that their sentence is finished personally i find it really hard to read...

Really? You MEAN IT?!?!?! :dreamy sigh:

I'm actually not a fan of "jurkin" your cock.

It's actually Will E Worm's penis. :eek:

That about sums it up.

What exactly about the military is NON-violent? :dunno:

Our line is aging as it is, but they're still pretty solid. Olin Kreutz is one of the best in the NFL and he's old, in lineman's standards. Hopefully, Pace can offer the same kind of veteran control that Olin does and make our line that much better. Also, Tom Waddle has mentioned that the...

Sooooo, I'll see you at church on Sunday?

You should paint your car eggshell white and make it look like a sperm. That way, you can impregnate the highways with your awesomness.

HMM...good idea. Maybe I could call them "Smarty Pie Chicken Pot Pies"...or not?

HAHAHAHAHA, you have a Turkish e-mail penpal? You're not fat and ugly. You're short though...like my sexual stamina. And, my penis.

Sooooo, you're like 16 years old? When is your final exam in Social Studies? You should probably be studying for that.

He told me last night that he was, and I quote, "thinking about it"...:dunno: Maybe he wants to sell you to make some extra money. The economy dude...it does crazy things to people.

Called it... Done deal. MWWWUUUAHAHAHAA!!! PS - And we landed Orlando Pace. Finally, some GOOD off-season moves for once.

The best wrestling announcers are your friends that get ***** and start doing JR impressions as the matches are going on. Aaaaah, good ****.

You only have 5,000 posts? NOOOOOB!!!

I think the real problem with this story is how she was putting her cable TV bill on her expense list... Government money well spent. :rolleyes:

Re: British Cop Hits 16-yr old Girl at 90mph - at Night, with No Flashing Lights or S I'm not defending the police officer here and I'm also not putting all of the blame on the girl who was crossing the street, but... Since I was like 4 years old, I was told to "look both ways before you...

If you paid attention to life, you would notice that good people turn bad and that bad people turn good all the time. There are so many cases in which an ex-con turns the page and helps establish programs that influence **** to stay out of gangs, keep out of trouble and stay in school. There...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you evil BITCH!!!! Oh, and by "bitch", I mean...eh...BITCH!!!

I was too busy reading how she got ****** to notice what her picture looked like. Sorry, I'm not superficial.

I voted for Thursday. First of all, Thursday is too close to the end of the week, but not close enough. It feels like the week should be over, but yet...there are still 3 more days to follow. I **** that feeing. Secondly, if you're not working, there is NOTHING on TV on Thursday nights.

I just don't see where the mentality of ******* someone before they even do something bad can be justified, you know? I like to ***** **** so someone better fucking **** me. I mean, I could ***** some ****, hop into a car, speed through a school zone and **** a bunch of ****, so **** me now to...

I think he's saying that we need a more reliable toaster...

If it was a nice looking guy who had been ******, I am 100% positive that nobody would be saying "it's a shame that such a beautiful guy had to die like this".

Yup. People live longer now, as opposed to hundreds of years ago. That's because of advances in medicinal technology. We figured out how to delay death, so of course our population is going to overcrowd the earth. It's not at that point yet, but it will be someday.

Too bad they're not smart enough to figure out that they're going to be farmed for human consumption... :licks lips:

Dave Coulier

I think you should sue them.

Re: British Cop Hits 16-yr old Girl at 90mph - at Night, with No Flashing Lights or S I wish I could read more of this story. There's a lot of information that would be needed before people start bashing this officer. What time of night was it? Was the girl in a crosswalk? Was she jaywalking...

Not all good people stay good people though. Potentially, good people can become just as dangerous as bad people. And, not all bad people stay bad people. Potentially, bad people can become just as innocent as good people. :2 cents:

Then we might as well start ******* every single person who walks the face of the earth. I mean, we never know what they could do in the future, so why not **** them now and prevent it from happening?

If someone ****** your ***, how is ******* THEIR *** (who is completely innocent and has nothing to do with it) even close to being "fair"...???