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It's ok, I'm not much of a guy either. But, I don't have cool boobies to play with like you do. SIGH...yet another negative in the life of ChefChiTown.

What's a Canada? :dunno:

Gee, you'd think that the police would make her take off the rhinoceros costume before they took the mug shot. ... ... ... Hmm? Wait, what? That's HER? You mean, she's not in her ****** costume in that picture? Good GOD...

You're right...the parents of the bullies need to step up to the plate too. But, most **** are dicks through most of their school years, so bullying should be expected. I'm not trying to divert any of the bully-parents' responsibility, but if the victim of the bullying is taught and raised to...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/07/01/pn.teen.bullicide.iain.steele.cnn (Video Clip) For those of you who don't know (because I didn't until I watched this clip), "bullycide" occurs when somebody, more than likely a *****, is tormented by a bully to such a degree that they end...

Re: Ladies, can you feel the actual SQUIRTING of a mans cum when he ejacualtes inside Pfft, come on Birdy...you know the answer to that. OF COURSE I can feel when a man jizzies up my bunghole!!! I've spent years practicing the art of man-on-man ass digging (or as I like to call it, "GAYnal...

Re: Ladies, can you feel the actual SQUIRTING of a mans cum when he ejacualtes inside I just asked my *** and she said "yes".

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/06/29/yemen.plane.crash/index.html I know that people die every single day, but it just seems like A LOT of death has been occuring lately. Celebrites, *******, tragedies...it's ridiculous.

Hmm, than every lawyer I've ever talked to must be terrible at what they do for a living, because they all disagree with you. Especially this guy, who is one of the lawyers I was in contact with during my DUI days... FYI - He is a DUI lawyer in Dayton, OH and he is 100% familiar with DUI laws...

Bailamooooos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamooooos Hmm? Where am I? Oh, George Carlin.

Yes, I read what you wrote, but I'm positive that you didn't read what I wrote. I agree that you don't HAVE TO submit to a breathalyzer. I thought I made that perfectly clear when I said... And, you can't decline the breathalyzer and opt for a ***** test because you'd still lose your license...

A lot of people who are deemed to be "mentally healthy" shouldn't own guns, so why not hand them out to the "mentally ill"...???

So, we'll be seing Pam here on FreeOnes in about 11 years, huh?

Just answer me this... Does this new place that you're going to have MORE or LESS titties than FreeOnes? :dunno:

Of course you don't HAVE TO submit to a breathalyzer, but you'll automatically lose your license if you don't. Just like you don't HAVE TO follow the speed limit, you don't HAVE TO pay taxes, you don't HAVE TO wear clothes to school...just be ready to suffer the consequences if you don't. The...

I know the point you're making (and I somewhat agree), but you have to remember that Michael Jackson is not only an American icon, but a worldwide legend. He is literally one of the most famous people to have ever lived, so the coverage of his death is definitely newsworthy. Anyway, it's...

Am I missing something here? Apparently, she's getting into trouble because the ******* in her system could be ****** onto her ***** through breastfeeding, which is bad. But, doesn't the same exact thing happen during pregnancy? Sooooo...why don't pregnant women get arrested for being *****...

Yes...but what kind of jelly?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/the_kush_55_nighttime_breast_s.php (VIDEO) I only have mediocre man-breasts at the moment, so I can't say if this is a needed product or not, but...HAHAHAHA, REALLY?!?!?!

Yeah, talking about things on the internet makes me manly. Are you serious? Maybe you didn't see where I said that I raised money for (AKA - worked with) police officers for about 7 years. What would I have to be afraid of in that situation? I didn't do anything wrong. Now, if I was *****...

That is HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! :rofl: I'd give you rep for making me laugh with that article, but I still have to "spread it around" like herpes before I can.

Tell me, with exact detail, what the officer did that was ******* in that situation. He didn't ***** me to pour out the bottle of ******, he didn't illegally search my car and he didn't make me submit to any unreasonable search and/or seizure. So, once again, what exactly did the officer do...

It's called an assumption, which is what 100% of police officers go by while assessing every situation that they come across. If it was a stolen car or if I was a fugitive, chances are, I wouldn't have hung around and waited for a police officer to come assist me. That is exactly why he...

AKA - The best dude ever.

The police officer didn't know that I was 21 years of age. If I was, for example, only 18 years old, the ******* in my trunk would also be *******. I could say the same thing about what you think too. Hell, we could all say that about what one another thinks. He didn't ********** make me...

C.U.N.T. = My ex-girlfriend What, am I not doing this right?

This happened in Cleveland, OH. Do you have any sense of reality? I was 21 years old at the time (I think). What 21 year old, with a bottle of ****** in their car, doesn't have anything to be suspicious about? When the police officer arrived at the scene, this is what he saw... Me, standing...

I'm glad you brought that up, about the trunk. I was in a bad car accident in which ******* played absolutely no part at all. But, when the police officer arrived at the scene, my trunk was busted open, due to the impact. The trunk itself wasn't WIDE open, but it was clearly unlocked. So...

For those of you who remember/know what I'm talking about... I think it would be very fitting if he was buried in a "hermetically sealed" casket that was kept inside a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTI3rm5z6bo&feature=related

Insurance of any kind is a complete joke and is a blatant **** of our wallets. So, why not go through with healthcare reform? It's not like things can get any worse, you know?

No, but now I want to. Have you ever seen The Blues Brothers in Hi-Def?

Doggy Smallz

Are you sure she was the virgin and not you? I mean...come on.

******* are used in the cultivation of vegetables, which can sometimes be in a cruel, inhumane manner. Shouldn't that concern you, considering that has to do with ****** welfare?

But, the source of their vegetables doesn't concern you? :dunno:

Well, I grew up in Cleveland. I moved to Chicago about 4 years ago and I moved back here to Cleveland just a few weeks ago. GO BROWNS!!!

**** is one of the most hypocritical organizations in the world. They claim that they stand for the ethical treatment of *******, but I'm willing to bet that this "humane fly swatter" that they sent to Obama was manufactured in a plant that was built on land which was utterly destroyed...

Did anyone else try to "connect the dots (stars)" after seeing the picture of her face? I did. And, when you're done connecting the dots, it forms the shape of a MORON.

Is this the same woman? :dunno: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/zappity_zap_police_will_tase_y.php (DASHCAM VIDEO)

I want to know what his follow-up dump looked like. I bet it was GOD AWFUL...yet, marvelously beautiful all at the same time.

I thought the Marines taught you a little thing called "discipline"...??? Keep it in your pants, soldier.

A tool that has more money in his bank account than you or I can even imagine. SIGH, what the fuck am I doing with my life?

I usually just rub a twenty dollar bill all over my neck for a few minutes before I leave the house. Once 'dem bitches smell da money, they come running like Usain Bolt.

Two eggs (over easy), crispy hash browns, mixed together with a little bit of ketchup and a side of 2 strips of bacon. Oh, and you can't forget the orange juice. Well, you could forget it, but then I'd think you were a dick.

Re: Lesbians parents of 3 **** denied ****** admission rate at pool because they're n It gets just as tiresome for people to cry "discrimination" when something like this happens. I get discriminated against every day, but I don't make it habit to publicly embarass everybody who doesn't...

Dinosaurs was awesome, but it always reminded me of ****** Matters. Only, with dinosaurs instead of black people.

Re: Lesbians parents of 3 **** denied ****** admission rate at pool because they're n I don't oppose equal rights. I just think that people have such a ridiculous and unrealistic defintion of equal rights and this issue of ****** over a few dollars at a community swimming pool is a perfect...

Re: Lesbians parents of 3 **** denied ****** admission rate at pool because they're n Just because I don't picket with homosexuals that are protesting for equal rights doesn't mean that I'm opposing them. Do you want to know what the reality of this whole "issue" is with this story? It's...

People take advantage of welfare all of the time. Personally, I've known A LOT of people who **** the system and ****** the free money for all it's worth, so I can agree with cutting back funding for welfare. But, if you are going to try and do it the RIGHT way, you'd have to dish out a ton of...

Re: Lesbians parents of 3 **** denied ****** admission rate at pool because they're n Exactly. So this ****** didn't get some relatively meaningless discount...so what? Why go public with it and make it a big scene, you know? All that does is tell me that the adults who brought this to the...