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  1. Embryoyo

    Isn't this the goddamned truth, eh?

    Re: Isn't this to goddamned truth, eh? Sounds pretty equal to me :dunno:
  2. Embryoyo

    This is what happens.......

    Too much ******* for me and I just ********. Of course, there's a fifth of Patron Silver before I start getting into the "too much *******" phase. I don't understand the whole fat girls look thin thing. I've never seen anything like that... Well, not from ******* at least.
  3. Embryoyo

    Whats with this 1 $ Hustler

    I'd assume it's a marketing tactic. Whatever.
  4. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Machine Head - The Burning Red Song: I Defy ...forgot I actually like this album... Still...
  5. Embryoyo

    German ******* spree!

    We can always hope :D
  6. Embryoyo

    'Dracula' fish shows baby teeth

    It's hard to believe the bottom picture and other two pictures are the same fish... Crazy!
  7. Embryoyo

    Netherlands upsets Dominican Republic in World Baseball Classic

    I wasn't... and likewise for me :thumbsup:
  8. Embryoyo

    Xbox 360, PS3, Wii what is your favorite?

    360 ***** 2... 3 later this year. Enough said.
  9. Embryoyo

    Most Addicting Game Ever

    For me... Colin McRae '05... beating your best times on each stage is more addicting than crack + meth + heroin. If you love to RALLY that is... That game is fucking INSANE.
  10. Embryoyo

    Netherlands upsets Dominican Republic in World Baseball Classic

    Nah, not jealous... not really at least. I don't like *********. I DO like to ***** though... :dunno: Wasn't trying to say every Dutch person is a pothead either... In fact, I'm not even sure what I was trying to say :rolleyes: I am a retard :thumbsup:
  11. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Bonehead & Prince Ov Darkness - When Pity Turns To **** Song: Everybody Wants To Be A Speedcore Artist
  12. Embryoyo

    Church Shootings

    No, it wasn't. It was physics. Simple science.
  13. Embryoyo

    Obama at War With America

    WE ALL DIE!!! We ALL DIE!!! WE ALL DIE!!!
  14. Embryoyo

    Netherlands upsets Dominican Republic in World Baseball Classic

    The Dutch are excellent at ******** and smoking massive amounts of *********. They should "sport" that :D Baseball sucks, who the fuck cares?!?!?!
  15. Embryoyo

    Support Janine Lindemulder while she is in jail!!

    Yeah... she's hot, but I can't even support myself. Let alone my GF. Shoulda done more HC scenes Janine, maybe you wouldn't be so "fucked" now :D I'm sure she'll continue to get plenty of hot lesbo sex while behind bars anyway, although this time, the women not as attractive as her former...
  16. Embryoyo

    During Sex

    Getting her off.
  17. Embryoyo

    Obama at War With America

    Politics = FAIL FUCK THIS ****.
  18. Embryoyo

    It's somewhere along the lines between Splittercore/Speedcore/Terrorcore. You might want to...

    It's somewhere along the lines between Splittercore/Speedcore/Terrorcore. You might want to look in Bonehead, Forsaken Is Dead, Komprex and Egnal Ramd also since you like ScreamerClauz. I do some Speed/Splitter/Extratone myself. While I do enjoy quite a bit of Gabber [Hardcore]/Industrial...
  19. Embryoyo

    Hey it's actually in the same order as you asked. To clarify... Artist: ScreamerClauz. Album...

    Hey it's actually in the same order as you asked. To clarify... Artist: ScreamerClauz. Album: Maggot Baby. Song: 28 Days Later. Has nothing to do with the movie as you might assume as I did the first time I listened to it, but I found the song on YouTube if you wanna try it out...
  20. Embryoyo

    One of the weirdest music videos I've ever seen!

    According to Urban Dictionaryunder the most relevant (most voted) term, it's code for ******. There are a couple other somewhat humorous ones there as well.
  21. Embryoyo

    The most popular girl in school!!!

    ^ Agreed. Still pretty hot though!
  22. Embryoyo

    Trucks vs. Bridge

    Haha the 3rd & 2nd to last were the best... Looks like there was a clearance sign up though :)
  23. Embryoyo

    See me!

    Hey hey, he has the same first name as me. Unfortunately, I could have never do that... Awesome stuff.
  24. Embryoyo

    Church Shootings

    The Romans had it right, man. Send 'em to the lions! As for the point-blank shooting thing, the *** misfired. It can happen. And it obviously did there. There is an explanation for everything. Religion saved none.
  25. Embryoyo

    Favorite type of porn?

    Solo (Masturbation) and MFF are my favorites. My friend hooked me up with this scene... Gianna Michaels and Carmella Bing on each other and this guy later... Holy fucking hell that was hot.
  26. Embryoyo

    What's Your Favourite 1980's Action Movie?

    Predator is far ahead of Die Hard, trailed closely by Robocop. Total Recall gets the podium for my all time favorite action movie though :D
  27. Embryoyo

    If It's "Just Sex"...

    I don't believe this is too true. I have 3 friends that I can and will tell anything and everything to.
  28. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    ScreamerClauz - Maggot Baby Song: 28 Days Later If you want some truly TERRIFYING music, you should hear this. Of course, you have to understand this kind of music to, which most people don't.
  29. Embryoyo

    Church Shootings

    There you go :thumbsup:
  30. Embryoyo

    Your cars of choice after hitting the lotto big-time

    Ferrari 430 Scuderia, first and foremost. Then, I'd go buy a BMW E46 M3. Probably a Saleen S7 and a Mitsubishi Evolution 6 (custom built for rallying) too. I'd fix up my CRX also and make it really nice, I'll always love that car even if I do end up owning Ferrari's in my time. Even though I...
  31. Embryoyo

    How many FACIAL vids do you have?

    Here here :thumbsup:
  32. Embryoyo

    Who owns a better bottom Flower Tucci or Katja Kassin

    No. ...and miss Tucci for me :wave:
  33. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Hellsystem - Bad Days Song: Bad Days
  34. Embryoyo

    a ***** came true

    Another thread I'm not gonna read through, but 3 ways ruin relationships. If you seriously want to marry the girl you're with, leave other people out of the sexual side of your relationship... Otherwise, it [your relationship] will die out sooner or later. Despite this, best of luck to you.
  35. Embryoyo

    Reasons the U.S. political system is ridiculous

    I didn't look through this thread so it could have been stated beforehand, but politics are just stupid to begin with. Every political system is ridiculous. It all goes hand in hand with religion as far as I'm concerned, and [the human race] could do without either, to it's benefit mind you.
  36. Embryoyo

    Parties Blame Each Other for Worsening Economy

    More confirmation to my reasoning for hating politics. Why do I even bother voting? Or even REGISTER... to vote...
  37. Embryoyo

    Heaviest Chick You've Fucked?

    LIE. I've fucked ~300#+ and ~6', had no problem finding any wet spot. Maybe your plane's just too small for the flight. Or you just didn't turn her on enough to make the landing. Sucks for you. :rofl:
  38. Embryoyo

    The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy

    If I want a carbonated beverage over the summer I buy a 6'er of Lagunitas Sirius and ignore this soda/pop bullshit. WHO CARES?! It all tastes the same, unlike a delicious microbrew....
  39. Embryoyo

    Favorite Way to Relax

    Gabber bumping on my headphones and a couple of Lagunitas seasonal beers. OR eating my girls pussy for a couple hours. Either works fine.
  40. Embryoyo

    how much would you pay

    Agreed with hedonis and Patrick_S. Rep to them :thumbsup:
  41. Embryoyo

    Losing Virginity???

    14, the day before I turned 15 :thumbsup:
  42. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Death - Human Song: Vacant Planets Just dusted this CD off, probably haven't given it a listen for a good 6 years now... Awesome stuff.
  43. Embryoyo

    Botfly

    Lord Gore has a song about this fellow on Resickened.
  44. Embryoyo

    Has anyone seen two women eat each other's pussy?

    My ex did this for me a couple of times. It wasn't too exciting for me, just having to sit there and watch. Booooring.
  45. Embryoyo

    How many Gigs of Porn you have on your drive?

    ~ 30 gigs, and it's too much for me. I need to do some cleaning of the videos, I hardly ever watch most of them. I don't think my girlfriend ever looks at it by herself either.
  46. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Hellsystem - Back From Darkness Song: Daylight (featuring DJ D) Best song ever.
  47. Embryoyo

    your favorite music artist's list

    Ugh... The shortest I could possibly make it from the top of my head: Celph Titled, Dismember, Army Of The Pharaohs, Tha Playah, Sinister, Immolation, Die Pigeon Die, Igor Stravinsky, Rompeprop, Snowgoons, Lunarclick, Lullacry, ***********, Foghat, Merrimack, Impaled Nazarene, Blue Aus Nord...
  48. Embryoyo

    Weird Looking Car

    That does look like a piece of art, and I don't think they ruined any nice car because that's just some lame VW Bug. I couldn't imagine driving that thing though... ESPECIALLY with the lobster on it :D
  49. Embryoyo

    Failed Beginners!!!

    Kinda sucks for them - they don't make good men OR women.
  50. Embryoyo

    Asian lesbians getting down and dirty...

    Ugly? How is this possible? Asian chicks are fucking hot. Who cares about when they're old, everyone looks ugly when they get old.
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