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  1. Embryoyo

    The "ass" post

    I like the looks of what's in the middle :tongue:
  2. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Tell me about it: http://www.last.fm/user/DrunkenRhino It'll just get stranger when I get some of my favorite classic rock, black metal and porngrind artists on there :bowdown:
  3. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Doap Nixon - Sour Diesel Song: Behind The Music Well well well, nothing as good as Celph Titled, Magik Most or Apathy, but it's good indeed :)
  4. Embryoyo

    **** of Choice

    Out of curiosity, name them. ALL. Coming from someone who considers Fat Tire "fancy" (it's honestly trashy around here) I'm not expecting much, but you got a chance...
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    **** of Choice

    I have a long list that I'm not posting here because only west coast Americans will understand, and very few of them at that will truly understand. So, at that, here's the SHORT list... Lagunitas: Maximus, Hop Stoopid, Undercover Shutdown Rogue: Double Dead Guy, Hazelnut Brown Nectar, ******...
  6. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Killer Mike - I Pledge Allegiance To The Grind II Song: I Gotcha Really, for mainstream **** this isn't so bad. Kinda like old Pitbull or Chamillionaire.
  7. Embryoyo

    How do you organize your porn?

    Just did that with 90% of mine. The rest... For photos, by model. The videos; DVD, MF, FF, MFF, Solo. I don't have any other kind, so whatever:thumbsup:
  8. Embryoyo

    Do You Like Hentai?

    Gross dude... I despise it. I have a few friends who are maniacs for that anime ****. All of them play World of Warcraft and/or Magic. Now I have a question for all of you who like it... Who plays WoW? From personal experience, 90% of people I know who like hentai also like WoW/Magic and are...
  9. Embryoyo

    What's your favourite thing to do with big tits?

    ****** shots... Patron Silver or Jager for me, personally :)
  10. Embryoyo

    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    Herbivores eat plants that are lower on the food chain. I eat ******* that are lower on the food chain. They eat what they like and can, I eat what I like and can. Yummy.
  11. Embryoyo

    Olivia Olovely Your Psychologist?

    Well, if she'd be a good psychologist, and I believed in that ****, I'd see her. I personally don't feel I need any mental assistance though, no one should be telling me how sane I am except me.
  12. Embryoyo

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    Fuck it, either make ***** legal or randomly test everyone for 'em just for being a citizen. Boot 'em out of the country for doing ***** if you're so opposed to it. Otherwise, let people be and do what the hell they want to.
  13. Embryoyo

    How long until blast off?

    Answer to question = cowgirl... HOW the FUCK can I hold back??? No fucking WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh... less longer = doggy... Least longest = standard. That's usually 30 min to an hour.
  14. Embryoyo

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Anal Blast - Pull A Train
  15. Embryoyo

    Sex in the ocean?

    I'd prefer to FUCK on the BEACH and listen to 'em while doing so, honestly... :thumbsup:
  16. Embryoyo

    Crabs 'sense and remember pain'

    Sucks for them... Ima still eat their tasty selves. I'm sure dozens of other ******* I eat sense pain too, definitely ain't gonna stop me from shovelin' my belly full of 'em. I'm higher on the food chain, YEAH BITCH WHAT?!?!
  17. Embryoyo

    What are you ******** right now?

    Jager + Rockstar aka my own Jagerbombs. Mmm... A fifth gone. Unfortunately, by myself tonight :(
  18. Embryoyo

    Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.

    Well it's sad to hear the full version didn't live up to peoples expectations. I'd still have to try it for myself as only I can judge how much I'd actually enjoy playing the full version, but... I'm not as excited about it anymore after reading various comments and reviews on the game... Kinda...
  19. Embryoyo

    Resident Evil 5

    Although I haven't played through the story mode (no PS3 and borrowing my brothers PS2... just beat RE4 actually) I ****** about 4 hours playing the co-op mercenaries mode on RE5 with my ******* the other day. That **** is so goddamn fun and addicting. I'll pick up 5 when I get a chance to buy...
  20. Embryoyo

    the music of 2009

    This is too goddamn true... Rep'd ya for that. Much respect, almost no one I [personally] know understands this... Except for me and my two best friends.
  21. Embryoyo

    ****** of the Smilies!

    ^ I don't see any smiling ;) Good pic though, funny!
  22. Embryoyo

    Futurama cast

    I fk'n love Hypnotoad!!! I'd rep ya again if I could Will E! Cool cast picture too by the way :)
  23. Embryoyo

    No. I'll never be this happy again:-(((

    Thank you 1mck and feller469. Good reps to both of you sirs. (gots to get ya later 1mck, apparently I haven't spread my rep seed enough to get ya again yet) BUT... I am even happier now :)
  24. Embryoyo

    Planet Express

    Holy **** that is so badass, is this a real Lego set? I'll go buy it right now if so, hell yeah!
  25. Embryoyo

    Thongs on the beach :)

    We call them flip-flops here in America too... or maybe just the Northwest. Make that Oregon... errr, Portland. At least, normal folk here do.
  26. Embryoyo

    Captain Morgan

    Seriously... I'm a Jager man though. Long as it's enjoyed with good company, whether ******* drinkers (which I also am), *** drinkers, ******* drinkers... GOOD TIMES shall always be had :glugglug:
  27. Embryoyo

    Shitty Roadworks

    I don't think they "give a ****" :hatsoff:
  28. Embryoyo

    Women ARE Dicks!!!

    Word :thumbsup:
  29. Embryoyo

    Cool Whip

    They're "so hood". They wear their pants below their waste. :rolleyes:
  30. Embryoyo

    Bathroom Painted Floor!!!

    I wish my bathroom floor looked like that. Oh, imagine having people over at your place who don't ***** much, but drank too much that night... Scare the fuck outta 'em!!! :rofl:
  31. Embryoyo

    If you had one choice, which overweight/obese pornstar would you go out with?

    Mmm... Patron :yummie: Uh, anyway... Yeah.. No... I already have a beautiful, awesome gal who's overweight, and not a porn star, so she's already better. Score me.
  32. Embryoyo

    2009 f1 cars are ugly!

    Um... what? You think you're going to just go out and buy a used F1 car? :rofl: Topic at hand, yeah I don't like the shorter spoilers as much, but they're to conform to these stricter rules... and I can imagine to drive faster and handle better... sooooo, whatever. I'd rather have an ugly car...
  33. Embryoyo

    Sham Wow Dude Busted

    You know, I actually thought she looked kinda like that Amy Smart chick... The actress who had a cameo in Starship Troopers, and was in the Butterfly Effect and Crank.
  34. Embryoyo

    Do Girls that Smoke Turn You On? Or Off?

    I actually gained [alot of] weight after I started smoking, but ******* may have had alot to do with this :dunno: Being an ex smoker now, I'd say erotic pictures of girls smoking are a turn off, but I could care less if the girl I'm dating is a smoker. Like the girl I'm with right now. She...
  35. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Setherial - Endtime Divine Song: Subterranean I think... their best album (tied with Hell Eternal) and easily their best song. YES!!! :banger:
  36. Embryoyo

    Toilet Paper: Over or Under? The ONE, TRUE Answer!

    Under is extremely irritating. I'm with Chef on this one :thumbsup:
  37. Embryoyo

    Sham Wow Dude Busted

    Oh wow, and I thought he looked like a scumbag in the commercials... then I saw that mug. Ouch! Why is the prostitute supposed to look familiar?
  38. Embryoyo

    I don't know which one is scarier!

    I see nips... .ooohhh :turnturn: Kinda reminds me of Aphex Twin "Come To *****" :eek:
  39. Embryoyo

    Awwww, poor Cylon!

    Awww poor guy... BUT... what is this Cylon?
  40. Embryoyo

    Head and Shoulders....

    GENIUS! I am very proud to use H&S now :D
  41. Embryoyo

    How much would you pay for a *******??

    Pay... for a sexual encounter? WHAT... what is this you speak of? I mean, paying for sexual intercourse alone is something I wouldn't do... but paying to jerk off with a bunch of guys on one woman's face? Out of the question. Absolutely disgusting. The exact opposite of a turn on really...
  42. Embryoyo

    what is your biggest turn on?

    A chick who knows how to drive. Not like a fucking moron. And can do general maintenance on her own car. While being attractive. THAT is the hottest. Oh fucking god... One who knows her way around DJ equipment is pretty sexy too... Mmm...
  43. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Venetian Snares - Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits1972 - 2006 Song: Vokeheads Oh yesssssss... breeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak :D
  44. Embryoyo

    What's your favorite thing to lick off of a hot girl??

    I like to go down on her after I cum in her, lick my cum out, and spit it on her breasts. Then lick that off and make out. Or just let it dry there. I like the smell for some reason. Hm... :dunno:
  45. Embryoyo

    Assault With a 5-Foot-Long Inflatable Penis!!!

    GOOD! Unfortunately, it didn't say the ***** broke her foot.
  46. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Gorged Afterbirth - Gorged Afterbirth Song: Keep The Pussy Clean... Cunt
  47. Embryoyo

    Flashing Banana!!!

    Haha very good sir! This picture is creepy, yet hilarious :rofl:
  48. Embryoyo

    Nuns Have Tits Too

    Very good :thumbsup:
  49. Embryoyo

    Whats Your Age Rule

    Plus or Minus five.
  50. Embryoyo

    Don't you **** condoms!?

    I only ***** with girlfriends, so I have rarely used a condom. Thanks to that magic little pill and free STD testing :D
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