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  1. Embryoyo

    Moist update....

    Ahhh tribadism!!! So fuckin' hot :bowdown: Hope ya feel better soon :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Army Of The Pharaohs - Battle Cry Paz is the man for organizing this group... and Celph Titled is easily the best of 'em :D
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    If You Had to Choose One

    Les Stroud I'm sure if anyone can help me survive and get me off that damn island (that I know of), it would be him. If it was a tiny island with no chance of escape, I'd hope to get stuck with the girl I'm dating right now. Might as well get stuck on an island with someone who's cool as fuck...
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    Are you on *****?

    I smoked weed regularly for 10 years before quitting. I snorted 2CB once. I did a gram of ******* a week for a few months then got tired of it. Tried a triple stack ecstasy pill once. I've eaten more mushrooms than I can count. I did LSD at least once a week for my entire junior year of...
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    When will the 3 Millionth Post be made? Win 1 Year to PayOnes, Brazzer and more!

    APRIL 1st @ 4:07PM APRIL 2nd @ 7:15AM APRIL 9th @ 11:11PM
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    They Live Surprisingly, my first watch. Very cool movie :thumbsup:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Death Race 2000 destroys and fucking ANNIHILATES that Death Race piece of **** remake. Dog Soldiers Best werewolf film ever, only contender Bad Mood... fuck the classics, they are ****.
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    It's gone!!!!!!

    Interestingly, I agree...:dunno:
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    Should the US switch to the Metric system?

    I completely agree with you Chef... It would be pretty funny in my mind to see the look of confusion on their face as per your example, but it would ultimately spell disaster. I just wish we had started on the metric system from the beginning.
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    Should the US switch to the Metric system?

    This is true, but if all this could POSSIBLY be done without consequence, I wouldn't see a problem. It's not like it's hard to learn this system,. I taught myself when I was younger... Much like I think all digital clocks should read on the 24 hour system instead of the 12. It just makes more...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Darkvizion - Matrix Of **** Hakkuhin' time! :D
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    Am I a screwed up man?

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: What does race matter? I'm white and love a beautifully rotund ass more than a nice cuddly pair of boobs. Yet, I have black friends who are the opposite, so... :dunno:
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    AIG & Government Bail Outs

    Take our tax money, from all of us hard-working motherfuckers, and give it to some executives who don't do **** for their "bonus"? FUCK YOU, AIG... Shoulda let them fuckers die. Shoulda let Ford and GM and Chevy suffer too.
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    Self-Healing Car Coating Repairs Scratches

    Car Scratch Repair This is some pretty neat news here :)
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    Female robot to hit Japan catwalk

    Picture here: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/03/16/fashion-robot.html As Legzman said, CREEPY! It's face looks like one of those cheap blow-up dolls.
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    How do you like to start each day?

    Is this coming from someone who likes to *****? Because I have to do the same thing the day after I've had a bit to *****. Which is generally half of my week at least. Otherwise, I eat fruit or toast or scrambled eggs. Or all 3.
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    If you had 5 nuclear bombs...

    I'd disarm 'em, or get someone to do it for me. Nuclear technology isn't my thing.
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    List your Favorite Muscians your top5 or top 10

    Thank you for clarifying. I was going by the topic title and nothing else.
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    Concept vehicles...

    That's cool. At least it's not American :) There seem to be plenty of 70+ MPG fuel efficient production vehicles in Europe. Well, it seems that way from watching Top Gear. Makes it seem like America doesn't really care about fuel economy... Well, doesn't really care as much as the country...
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    List your Favorite Muscians your top5 or top 10

    I don't know where you got the idea for the first sentence. The topic said 5 or 10 musicians, not bands. Generally, 2 to 5 musicians make up a band. A band isn't called a musician, is it? No, separate people in the band are considered musicians.
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    Concept vehicles...

    Oh, well uh... Sorry about that... I guess I didn't copy the second link like I thought I did. I don't think I can edit that post, at least not from what I can see, so here ya go: Jeep Hurricane Probably not as cool after seeing the MMR25, but I still love it...
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    Electrifying

    You're welcome :)
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    Christopher Walken Mask

    I guess if I'm ever speeding through Japan, that's the mask ima use.
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    The Perfect Life???

    No Ferrari? Just gimme the money and I'll go buy my own Ferrari, or at least some decent ****...
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    Top 10 Sex World Record

    I want to meet these 2 women, I don't care what they look like! Gimme gimme... NOW!!!
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    Concept vehicles...

    What do you like the best? My 2 favorites: Jeep Hurricane Mitsubishi MMR25 I actually like most exotic production sports cars more than their concept counterparts (like the new Infiniti for example) so I went with all-terrain vehicles... I saw the Hurricane at the Portland International Auto...
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    Watching Porn

    Who says someone has to masturbate every time porn is being displayed on a TV/computer? My friend put this one porn on once when my best friend and I were ***** at his place, it was pretty funny. The dude in the video kept saying "ohhh that'll work". Forever ruined the "that'll work"...
  28. Embryoyo

    Anyone in here into bodybuilding?

    I like to lift weights daily to keep my muscle tone, but I'm not much for bodybuilding.
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    What's Amongst The Most Beautiful of Natural Lake Basins in the World ?

    The only nice one I've personally seen is Crater Lake here in Oregon. I'm sure there are much nicer outside of America, but it is pretty beautiful there regardless. Here's a decent image from a quick Google search: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aisledash.com/media/2008/05/crater_lake_large.jpg
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    Have you ever been in prison cell???

    No prison cell, no jail cell. Never had any trouble with the authorities, aside from a couple speeding tickets.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Neophyte - Recht Uit De Ondergrond
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Shaun Of The Dead Think I'll give Dog Soldiers a watch tonight. My favorite werewolf movie aside from Bad Moon.
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    List your Favorite Muscians your top5 or top 10

    I thought this thread said musicians, not bands? Here's my musician list, including vocalists: Matti Kärki [Dismember] Gurge [Lord Gore] Chris Reifert [Autopsy] Sam [Spasm] Richard Cabeza [Dismember] David Blomqvist [Dismember] Chuck Schuldiner [Death] Jari Mäenpää [Wintersun] Fred Estby...
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    Happy Steak and a BJ Day !!!

    Looks like I'm gettin' none today. I broke up with my girl yesterday. I guess today is a happy sushi & Hop Stoopid (best **** EVER) day for me.
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    Post your favorite music videos

    This is by far, all time, my facorite music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E
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    TAPOUT clothing founder ****** in Ferrari wreck

    I would die happy if I died in a Ferrari. I will grieve for the Modena... poor car :(
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    For the guys, penis name generator

    Bavarian Beefstick was the first one. After submitting my same name over several times, I also got: Ivan The Terrible, Dirk Diggler, One Eyed Weasel. I think I'll just call him the Jedi.
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    Hey hey any time buddy.

    Hey hey any time buddy.
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    Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

    Truth :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Snowgoons - Black Snow Song: Still Waters Run Deep (featuring Supastition) None of that Kanye West Hip-Pop faggotry, this is REAL/RAW Hip-Hop.
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    Do you like to cook

    I love to experimentally cook, can't say much for my general cooking ability, aside from my skills to grill an amazing +16 oz. medium/rare steak. I've yet to disappoint anyone. I'm not bad at cooking crab or various entrees either, and on my way to learning how to cook some mothafuckin' PAD...
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    Whats your fav album of all time?

    Dismember - Like An Everflowing Stream ...concerning technicality, songwriting, riffs, etc... what the fuck ever...
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    Kendyl Sizzling Cam Girls Says HELLO

    I like your attitude. No worries, I'm just being a dick. You are hot.
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    Hot Good Girls You Would Like To See Full Naked

    Southern Brooke I mean, I've seen her naked & masturbating in cam shows or whatever, but I want pictures, with detail, that can be studied. All clear, none of that pixelated crap. I want SB In The Crack motherfucker!!! :D Sweet Krissy, although shown fully naked enough, should do ITC too!
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    A Few Reasons to Love Germany

    Nürburgring [Nordschleife] I'd agree with BMW also. ...and the scenery. Plus, I'm at least 50% German, without Germany what would I be? Fucking nothing!!!
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    Hot Teachers

    How about a bailiff? Man, I woulda tore up the one there when I served on jury duty... Maybe invite her to chill with my GF and I, a few bottles of Patron silver... Yeah! On the courtroom floor would have been nice though, or the judges quarters. Uh, anyway, uhhh, yeah... No teachers, no...
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    Whats everyones Favorite Comic book Heros/Villians of all Time !!

    Not into comic books much, but Evil Ernie and Lady Death seem alright. I always thought the Spawn characters were pretty cool as well. Used to buy a Spawn comic every once in a while. Oh, and the Dawn mini-series was awesome. I think I might actually have those lying around somewhere still...
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    Kendyl Sizzling Cam Girls Says HELLO

    You're hot and all, but you're too thin. Eat more, bulk up... pump some weights, muscle up. Get at least a little meat on your bones, fucking christ.
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    Electrifying

    Photoshop'd :thefinger
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    I think there's a metaphor in there some place

    It does need to defend itself against the dreaded Were-Sheep. ...if you actually get that...
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