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  1. Embryoyo

    No kissing zone.

    That is the kind of life I don't want to live :eek:
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    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    Just because you don't like it doesn't make it overrated. Sure, bands like Behemoth or ******** Corpse are, but alot of them are far from over-rated. As for me: Popular - Kanye West Gabber - Angerfist Underground - Atmosphere
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    Your favorite Beers!

    Heeeyyyy cool, another Dogfish Head fan around here! Prost! :glugglug:
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    Your favorite Beers!

    Very good choices there! Did you get a chance to try 08's Double Bastard? More than double the tastiness of Arrogant Bastard, it's EXTREMELY good and more than worth the $10+ price. 10.5% too, gives a nice buzz. Try some of the other breweries I listed in my first post too if you haven't...
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    favourite Snacks

    I can't necessarily ***** a **** while I'm working, on the go, or in school now can I? Unless I worked in a brewery, which I don't. Why would I ruin the taste of a good **** with anything? I won't even ***** a **** with dinner, because I need to experience all the flavor and hard work that...
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    Your favorite Beers!

    1. Lagunitas : UNDERCOVER SHUTDOWN, Brown Shugga', The Hairy Eyeball, Cappuccino Stout, Maximus 2. Rogue : Dead Guy, Hazelnut Brown Nectar, ****** Bitter, DOUBLE DEAD GUY 3. Speak Easy : BIG *****, Double *****, Prohibition, White Lightning 4. Hair Of The Dog : BLUE DOT, Doggie Claws, Fred...
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    Annoying Songs That Get Stuck In Your Head!

    Oh yes, not only is that song excruciatingly annoying, I thinks it's the DUMBEST song I've EVER heard. Literally. Your IQ has to be about 10 if you can enjoy that song. Your IQ would have to be about the same to create it. Idiocracy :rofl: That "I'm so hood" song is annoyingly gay too :mad:
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    favourite Snacks

    ^ Agree with ****. Nothing better than snacking on a Lagunitas Maximus at home and relaxing. Uh, when I can't sit at home and enjoy ****, fruit and veggies.
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    What's your Cereal for the Morning?

    I voted for Cheerios, even though I eat Honey Nut Cheerios. I usually scramble a couple eggs to go along with that bowl too.
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    what goes on in the real male brain

    Apparently my point had no bearing whatsoever. If sticks are for women, then why do men have penises and women don't? That has nothing to do with driving anyhow. I want to be in full control of my car. I want to DRIVE it. I don't want it to drive me, just get me from point a to point b...
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    No problemo buddy!

    No problemo buddy!
  12. Embryoyo

    do you shower every day?

    Once a day for half the week or so, twice a day for the other half.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    My morning Gabber playlist. Artist & Song: Noize Suppressor - Ass Up "Face down ass up, that's the way we like to fuck!"
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    Which has been the best decade for music?

    70's for Rock ("classic" Rock). 80's and 90's for Death Metal & Grindcore and hell, Metal in general. 00's for GAAAAAABBBEERRRRR, especially the past few years. 00's for underground Hip-Hop also. There really hasn't been a be all end all BEST decade of music. Additionally, most "popular"...
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    what goes on in the real male brain

    NO WAY! Manual is better for racing or for conserving gas on a regular drive. If you do autocross/rallycross and drive daily in the same car like me, manual is best. Automatics are for lazy people who don't want to learn how to really drive. Or just not pay attention to driving in the first...
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    Road warning

    Is this real? Like the "Caution Zombies Ahead" sign?
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    Penis T-Shirt...This'll make the ladies give you a second glance...and some guys too!

    Re: Penis T-Shirt...This'll make the ladies give you a second glance...and some guys I need to get my buddy this shirt for his next birthday. I know he'll wear it to the bar :D So, where can I get it from?
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Autopsy - Dead
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    Devour the ****** above you.

    Grizzly bear
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    What do u say when u cum???

    This thread makes me laugh. Great responses everyone. + rep to everyone I can hit for now.
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    Annoying Songs That Get Stuck In Your Head!

    Here's another one, that Smash Mouth "walking on the sun" song... ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH :cussing: :violent: :ak47: :mad: :thefinger
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    What's Your ***** Car?

    ^ Seriously! I prefer the DBS however :)
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    Rancher didn't ******* "migrants'" rights

    It's good to know that a supporting opinion for this guys rights is coming from a Hispanic. Here is the article from the time the rancher was charged: http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/09/16-illegals-sue-arizona-rancher/ He's been protecting his (and our) land for 10 years. I agree...
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    What adult sites do you pay for?

    I've joined a few model paysites for a month each to test 'em out in the past. Jelena Jensen's site (which was nice) and a few other models, I can't recall what ones they were now. I joined porn.com for a month too, I ended up with like 50gigs of videos from that site and haven't cared to pay...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Na-Goyah - Fade Out Great new 12" Nothing better than blasting some new Gabber in the morning! Except for maybe Dismember or Iniquity...
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    Is it unusual...

    I just play music when I cook/clean/rearrange/whatever at home, but it doesn't seem too unusual to me.
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    Funny roadsings.

    Haha, pretty good!
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    Annoying Songs That Get Stuck In Your Head!

    That stupid Kanye West song on the Nip/Tuck commercial, the one about the lights or shooting stars or whatever it was. Goddamn, Kanye West sucks. I wish I'd never heard that imbecile.
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    what ********* do you look like?

    I used this: http://www.myheritage.com/*********-collage and got this: http://home.comcast.net/~embryoyo/gah.JPG Apparently I am a very feminine man:o
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    What do u say when u cum???

    PrrrrrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOssssssssssst! Then I crack open a ****, and say it all over again.
  31. Embryoyo

    Confused Kitty Cat :P

    For the record I love cats and dogs, but this cat hasn't figured that cube out yet!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Tha Playah - The Greatest Clits Song: Fuck The Titties (The Viper & Tommyknocker Remix) "Keep them titties jumpin'! Why the fuck not?"
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    Lets all add a little bit of Art

    [$100$] That is my hundred dollar bill. Spiffy, ain't it?
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    Battle of the Villains!

    Krueger Such a sinister motherfucker. Only Vader rivals Krueger from this list.
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    Devour the ****** above you.

    Cheetah
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    The best game/games u have ever played??

    Colin McRae '05 ***** 2 Raibow Six Vegas 2 Perfect Dark Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
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    Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme

    2. We strike your church full ***** with our rifles and RPG's Sniping pastors and nuns, neck shots make it ***** they breathe Target locked on, firing rockets directly into the manger stable Sent directly to purgatory, too bad they believed in such a fable Your suffering before your death is...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Kraanium - Ten Acts Of Sickening Perversity Song: Double Barrel Penetration
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    How to enjoy sex with a fat Chick?

    Fat chicks are damn fine at sex. Don't screw this up.
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    2009 NBA All-Stars

    What did ya think about the game? Some amazing plays from both teams. The last quarter was kinda bland though, and the last few minutes just turned into more slam dunk competitions... :rolleyes:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Vomitory - Terrorize ********* Sodomize Song: March Into Oblivion
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    Has the slam dunk contest become a joke??

    Howard was fairly unimpressive to say the least. Fernandez was better than the judges giving him credit for. Despite his failed attempts for his second slam dunk, when he finally hit it, it was more impressive than most of the other guys' attempts. I'd rather see something that can happen...
  43. Embryoyo

    Favorite Horror Movie Franchise

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre, as the original is far better than the rest of those franchises combined. 2 was awesome too, and 3 was decent. The rest were ****, but as I said, the original IS the franchise as far as I'm concerned. I'd go with Nightmare... and Evil Dead after that, the rest are too...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Blindness Everything except for the ending was fine. The ending was a little too sudden.
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    Your Favorite Sex Position To Watch?

    I'm for the cowgirl too. Best to have, best to watch.
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    Your favorite fruit

    Grapefruit, kiwi and tangerine. Although I love all fruits.
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    Damn, I broke my fingernail.....my 2foot long nail!

    How do they go from 28' to the longest being 2'? I'm confused and in need of clarification here... :helpme: NEVERMIND, I just noticed "total" length of her fingernails being 28'. Duh.
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    News of the Weird

    Hahahaha! I wonder how much dumber criminals will get :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    **** The Client - Cleptocracy Song: Evidence Of Injustice
  50. Embryoyo

    Calif. reports no problems giving inmates condoms

    What they omitted from this statement is these "opponents" are religious fanatics opposed to male on male relations :rolleyes:
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