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    which *** do you own?

    I would love to own a ***, but where the hell would I ever shoot it? Well, besides the obvious places like, the boss, the ex, the neighbor, the neighbors dog, grade school bully, the ex's boyfriend, stupid drivers, douchebags, assholes, pricks, sons of bitches, birds who **** on my car after...
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    do you have any favourite male porn stars?

    Evan Stone is a funny fucker. Literally. :D He's really funny in Pirates and All About Keri (Starring Keri Sable).
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    The importance of the face (now with poll)

    Nice thread. I picked the first option.
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    Iron Maiden or Van Halen

    The original Van Halen
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    I **** this site & eveyone on here is an asshole!!!

    FreeOnes is evil! Evil I tells ya!:cussing:
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    What time of year do you like?

    Spring!
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    Saved By The Bell...PORNO!!!

    Missy Stone is in it! It's now a must see! :D
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    Favorite Baywatch Babe?

    Yasmine Bleeth :rubbel:
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    Favourite Bands

    Also, The Eagles
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    Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis

    I agree. She was perfect as a redhead. Should not of changed.
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    Renaming current movies with porn titles

    Raging Cock Fuck Dave The Cumming Man Three Amiho's! The Blue Balls Brothers The Jizz (The Mist) Dances With Whores Dan in Real Porn Step Sisters The Secret Life of Bree (Starring Bree Olsen) Charlie Wilson's Wife The Cumbacks
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    Things You'd Give Up Before Porn?

    Breathing :D
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    how many hours do you ***** per day?

    Normally I get about 7. But I do get insomnia a lot these days.
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    Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis

    Wow, I thought the voting would be a lot closer. All I know is that I would give my left nut to have a shot with either one of them. :thumbsup:
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    Racism in Porn

    Nope. I'm white. I watch porn for the girls. I thought she was cute, so I watched the scene and enjoyed it. Interracial scenes don't bother me. Racism does.
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    Thanks for the rep. :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep. :thumbsup:
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    Favourite Bands

    IMHO, Chris Cornell has the best voice in rock! Ever! :bowdown:
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    what is your favorite day of the week? why?

    Saturday usually. Sundays during the NFL season. :D
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    Who do you think is Hotter

    Sunny Lane
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kristen Bell in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Love her little body!
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    Racism in Porn

    I didn't say that. I just said that I saw it happen in a porno and never saw it before. That's all.
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    Carrie Ann Inaba

    Joanna Krupa. Yeah, tune in my friend, and you will be hooked. All the female pros are top notch and there are a few of the contestants that are amazing as well. :thumbsup:
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    Yeah you have a good weekend too. We have to enjoy these last few days of summer. :D

    Yeah you have a good weekend too. We have to enjoy these last few days of summer. :D
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    Racism in Porn

    I seem to recall a scene with a white girl and black guy where the girl used the N word a few times as she was getting fucked. She didn't seem to say it as an insult, as he seemed to enjoy it. They had a nice fuck and were kissing afterward. It was quite odd. I might of been a bit naive, but...
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    Who would you rather fuck?

    Keri Sable!
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    Immoral Girl of the Week - Kacey Jordan's Comeback!

    Ha! I think I would be too nervous to be on camera. Though, I have no doubt I could get it up. I mean, come on, it's freakin Kacey Jordan! But I also have no doubt she would make me pop in about 5 minutes. :D
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    Blind *** robbed

    I know. I thought the same thing when I read the title, but after reading the article, it doesn't seem appropriate. Poor guy.
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    Things That You Don't Like

    I **** drivers who don't pay any attention to what's going on around them. Acting like they are the only person on the road. People who physically or sexually ***** women and/or ********. CEO's who get enormous salaries or bonuses while laying off hard working employees. Oil companies and the...
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    in your real life, who do you want to fuck?

    Girl that works at my local Target. Blonde, petite, tight little ass, and such a sweet smile.
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    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Pornstar / Face Kacey Jordan Sylvia Saint Tori Black
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    Worst Professional Sports Franchise

    As a fellow Cubs fan, I have to agree. Fans deserve so much more from this franchise. I've been waiting over 35 years for a championship, but that is nothing to a lot of older fans. I can't imagine being in my 90's and never seeing them win. But the way it's going now, I may end up in that...
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    Worst Professional Sports Franchise

    Pirates easily. They are nothing but an extra **** team for the Major League teams. Develop some pretty nice talent and then send them off to contenders for prospects. Then they develop those prospects into talent and trade it away. It's a never ending cycle.
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    Things your neighbor does that pisses you off :)

    My neighbor has a dog that won't shut the fuck up. Barks constantly especially when the little motherfucker sees me. One of these days Alice.... Bang..... Zoom!!!!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Melissa Doll this morning. Best way to **** up!
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    Carrie Ann Inaba

    Meet my new girlfriend. :rubbel: http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/28398-karina-smirnoff/1253719089_karina-smirnoff-290.jpg Now I need the other girls to do the same thing! Damn what a body!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Karina Smirnoff
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    Immoral Girl of the Week - Kacey Jordan's Comeback!

    Damn I wish I was one of those fans! I've always wanted to fuck Kacey Jordan. :rubbel:
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    TNA wrestlings Velvet Sky!
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    Which 2 babes would you choose for a threesome?

    This is a tough question so I'll answer it like this. Pornstars - Kacey Jordan and Tori Black *********** - Sara Jean Underwood and Kristen Bell
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    Underrated Asses

    Kacey Jordan :rubbel: Perfect ass.
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    My favorite things

    I like apple strudels! :)
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    Sexy football match - sexy blonde vs. sexy brunette

    All very hot women!
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    Your favorite porno(s) ?

    If you are a Jenna Haze fan, it's a must see! :thumbsup:
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    Porsche Panamera

    Love Porsches!
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    Which jerseys do you prefer?

    So true. So damn true! :thumbsup:
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    ★★★ Help: New voting system (+ NUDE PICS Petra) ★★★

    Seems to work fine. Now, where is Petra's pics?! :mad: I knew this was a trick, but my damn penis told me to click anyway! It's like he has a mind of his own.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Looks like Karina and I have a date tonight! :thumbsup: I've always wanted to fuck her brains out, but now, words can't describe what I would do to that perfect body. ;)
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