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.... Bill Clinton won't even jerk off to your movies anymore.

Cali and Kylie Marie :rubbel:

Nice looking dog. But she probably overpaid about $581,950. Give or take ten bucks.

...... when you cum and the only thing that comes out is a little flag with the word "bang" on it. (Credit to Glenn Quagmire of ****** Guy) :thumbsup:

Perfect point!

Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: And happy belated birthday! :glugglug:

That is Darkside. :thumbsup: Jenna Haze has no taboos. At least, not that I've seen. :bowdown:

After seeing the "Post pictures of your ***" thread last night. I'm afraid to click on any of these links. :eek: My stomach can't take any more of the horror I saw last night. :throwup:

I fucking **** Iverson. There was a rumor the Bulls were interested and thank god he signed with Memphis. :thumbsup:

Happy belated birthday! :glugglug:

Former girlfriend's ****** was big into astrology and psychic's. See where I said, 'former'? Yeah. Bit of a nutjob you might say. :rolleyes:

I chose Katja Kassin just because I dig her the most.

If they don't like fans masturbating to them, then they are in the wrong business. Hell, I've even masturbated to the girl at my local Target. Not in front of her, but, you get the idea. :cool:

No doubt about it. They would have to bury me in that car. Because if I didn't wreck it, I wouldn't get out of it. :cool:

Re: What about muscular women ? Beth Phoenix of the WWE is as muscular as I like. I think she's sooo hot! http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/beth-phoenix.jpg

2001 Cavalier. Gonna run it till it runs no more. Or until I win the lottery. Whichever comes first. :D

That. Is. Awesome!!! :bowdown:

Yeah, but maybe it sucks for her because she doesn't suck? ;)

Supposedly he used the "married" excuse so he could refuse to marry Holly Madison. Why can't he just say, "Sorry Holly, I think I should see lots of other pussy."?

Nice find. She's a hottie! :hatsoff:

That is so freakin' awesome. Just once would I like to drive something like that.

You're going to get your cherry popped? By a paintball ***? Holy crap, dude! What are you thinking? :eek: Ooooh, you mean your first time playing? Ok. Gotcha. :tongue:

Marilyn Monroe's issue was the first right? I'll bet that's worth a few bucks.

Re: Who made you cum today? These four lovely ladies after a hard day of pornstar football. http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Big_Boob_Pass/Rachel_Starr_001/

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? He asked to name ten, but you only named five. Oh, I get it, you plan on fucking each one twice. Good plan! :glugglug:

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? I could probably do 50, but I'll stick with 10. ;) Jordan Capri Kacey Jordan Kristen Bell Sara Jean Underwood Lexi Belle Tori Black Shawna Lenee Jenna Haze Veronique Vega Teen Kasia

Happy Birthday old timer! :hatsoff:

I want to rock Rachel Roxxx! :nanner:

Of course I am. But, I wish I was in the position not to worry. Must be nice.

Ok. Here's my ***. http://www.themathlab.com/images/cartoons/wilmabig.gif Promise it's not disgusting. Word of honor.:D

:throwup::throwup::throwup::throwup:

As the others said, you are a cutie. And hot too. :D

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Morgan Webb. Very nice choice. I can't believe more people don't think she's hot. I would hit that nightly and twice on sunday. In fact, G4 is loaded with hot women, Olivia Munn, Alison Haislip, Kristen Adams, and formerly Layla Kayleigh. They...

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Jordan Capri. All day, everyday. Nights too. I'd fuck her raw.

average at best.

Ah, many thanks, my friend. :hatsoff:

Rachel Star just gained a new fan! :rubbel: Me like!!

I hope you don't mind if I ask a dumb question. But, what does "bump" mean when I see someone post it in a thread? I probably should know this, but I don't!

lol. :hatsoff:

Does oral count? :hatsoff: I met an ex at a friend of a friends party. We talked a bit. She asked me if I was seeing anyone. I said no. I asked her the same thing. She said yes, off and on. Now, I always thought she was the best blow I ever had, so I hinted to her if he had yet...

I was watching the show "******* Quest" a few weeks ago and they did a story on giant rats along the east coast of the U.S. Evidently they are mainly in Florida, but are making their way along the coastline and have been spotted in New Jersey.

Anybody remember the original Savannah? Long bleach blonde hair with bangs. To this day I still remember watching a show on the Playboy channel about her death. She was in a car accident and broke her nose. She called someone, ******, and was saying her career was over. Then she ******...

Awesome, thanks! :thumbsup:

Re: Girls Rubbing Their Nose On Cocks Isn't that how eskimo pornstars give a blowjob? Or what they call a nosejob? ;) Seriously though, never seen pics like that, but could be hot. :)

Re: Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** p That's disgusting. And yeah, I would lose interest.

Oh, I got another. He took the meaning of cumshot to a whole nother level! ;) I'm loving these puns. Nice job everybody! :)

So, if he ends up getting a blowjob someday, will it sound like someone is playing the flute? :dunno: Just askin'.

Is she done already? :eek: Damn, I had no idea! Also, I was thinking, Jessie Summers didn't seem to last long. She was a favorite of mine after the first scene I saw her in. :bowdown:

Rat. The Other white meat.

I'll be wanking after I'm dead and gone. Casper the wanking ghost! :rubbel: