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    Flower Tucci or Alexis Texas?

    Alexis is prettier.
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    Sara Jay or Alexis Texas?

    Alexis Texas
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    Faith Hill on Sunday Night Football

    You're right. I really didn't need to make a poll. I guess I wanted to see if there was anybody in their right mind that didn't think she was hot. But, the poll is pointless because all those people would probably be institutionalized. :hatsoff:
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    Filthiest woman in porn??

    Jenna Haze Hillary Scott Sasha Grey
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    Smoking: Yay or nay?

    No thanks.
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    Who's the Oldest Woman You Would Fuck?

    Heather Locklear. I know she's only 47 and that's not that old, but damn she looks like she's 27. Also, I agree with Sally Field. She's always been beautiful.
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    Faith Hill on Sunday Night Football

    I'm watching the opening to Sunday Night Football and Faith Hill is singing. Wait a minute. Who gives a fuck that she's singing!? Did anyone else see her tonight? Good God she looks so damn fuckable! I've always had a thing for her, but tonight with that skin tight short black dress and...
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    Warren Buffett Says Rich Americans Should Pay Higher Taxes

    That means I'm in the clear!!! :thumbsup:
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    hiring 2 escorts for one night.

    Are you planning on just watching or participating? Personally that's always been a fantasy of mine. Screwing two chicks at once. Almost happened at one time. Girlfriend asked me if I wanted to include her friend. I thought about it for maybe .0001 of a second and said sure! But her friend...
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    Biggest nipples you have seen?

    Check out these nipples! :thumbsup: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/852095/family_guy_season_6_plunger_nipples_clip/
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? What a way to go! :thumbsup:
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    Thanks for the Rep! :hatsoff: I've given out so much Rep in the past 24 hours they tell me I...

    Thanks for the Rep! :hatsoff: I've given out so much Rep in the past 24 hours they tell me I can't give anymore rep right now! So, I will rep you as soon as I can. And watch out, I may become the next Reppinator! Ahahahaha! ;)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kacey Jordan and Madison Ivy shared my load. :rubbel:
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    Sunny Lane - Hi from Sunny

    This picture makes me :rubbel: Thanks Sunny! :thumbsup:
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    Pornstar Politics

    "*******'s a hell of a ****." - Rick James "The Superfreak" on Chapelle's Show.
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    Pornstar Politics

    Funny, I was thinking the same thing. WTF?
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    Your Hottest Porno Scenes/clips

    Another favorite of mine is from Teenslikeitbig.com. Nerdy guy cuts a hole in a bucket of popcorn so he can stick his dick in there while watching a movie with his friend, Kacey Jordan. As they are sitting on the couch getting ready to watch the movie, Kacey's friend Madison Ivy comes over to...
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    Your Hottest Porno Scenes/clips

    Barely Legal: On Vacation Cute blonde, (I think her name is Jezaree) gets her pussy licked on the side of a hot tub before blowing him. They move to a deck chair where he begins eating her out again. As he does this, Bunny Luv comes in and helps the guy make Jezaree cum by sharing her pussy...
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    The Mighty News Corporation and its media outlets...

    I love National Geographic channel.
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    "Dead ****** members"

    Ahhhhh, you may be on to something here. :dunno:
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    Jenna Jameson User Title

    Most recent sex with ***** ***** I can remember was with Ashley Judd.
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    Hi, now here's some stuff that pisses me off.

    Very much agreed. I like the side view, too. But it seems like in doggy position, it's always a close up from behind or underneath. Not that there is anything wrong with an occasional close up, but I want to see more of the girl. I especially like to see her facial expressions as she is...
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    Megan Fox as Wonder Woman OR Catwoman?

    I don't care if she's in either movie. Just put her in the outfits and send her to my house. I'll give her my own personal audition. :rubbel:
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    Jennifer Harman

    She's not bad looking. *posted with my poker face*
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    World's most expensive dog

    :rofl: That's my kind of math problem.
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    "Dead ****** members"

    For the record, my cock is 16 inches, not 15. ;)
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    Wow you're cute! :D

    Wow you're cute! :D
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    Thank you for the rep. :thumbsup:

    Thank you for the rep. :thumbsup:
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    To those who perished 8 years ago.....

    I feel the same way. I can't watch it anymore, it's too depressing. Though, lately I've been watching CNN more. I like to see what's happening with the economy. At least there are some signs of hope.
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    To those who perished 8 years ago.....

    Very nice! :thumbsup:
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    Jenna Haze Interracial...

    She has Twittered that she has a movie called "Sexual Blacktivity" coming out in September. And she's also working on a sequel. And "Darkside" is amazing. She never fails to satisfy her fans. And "Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze" is the best one of it's kind that I've seen. :thumbsup:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I know I'm a little behind on my movie watching, but I recently saw "No Country For Old Men", which was as great as I had heard. And last night I watched "Fanboys". Perfect for "Star Wars" fans and it had an even deeper story that I thought. I really enjoyed it. And to add, Kristen Bell is...
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    who is your favourite milf?

    When she becomes a ******. :D
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    Hottest Black Chick!!!

    Halle Berry
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    Whom do you love the most ??

    The picture of "****" is beautiful. Who is she?
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    To those who perished 8 years ago.....

    Wonderfully said. Thank you.
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    To those who perished 8 years ago.....

    Foolish people make foolish statements. That's all.
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    do pornstars like the idea of guys masturbating over them?

    Keep stroking? Is that an order? ;)
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    Thanks for the rep, buddy! :glugglug:

    Thanks for the rep, buddy! :glugglug:
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    Greatest Legs?

    Stacy Keibler. Long perfect legs attached to a perfect little ass. As far as pornstars go, I'll say Jenna Haze.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I just saw "Fanboys" tonight. Kristen Bell will be getting it in moments! :rubbel:
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    What Do You Like to See In Pussy Photos and Videos?

    Give me a full body shot and a nice pink pussy any day!
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    Caroline Pierce vs Alexis Texas

    Alexis
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    Julia Bond retired?

    Rap? She should stick to porn. :thumbsup:
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    To those who perished 8 years ago.....

    You didn't ask me this question, but I'm going to answer it. When do I think of the victims? Everyday. I also think about our men and women who protect my freedom as an American, including some ****** members. I think of the firefighters and police officers who I have the utmost respect for...
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    You know your porn career is going wrong when...

    .... they release your movies exclusively on BetaMax.
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    You know your porn career is going wrong when...

    ..... the girl you're performing with has more hair on her pussy than you do on your head.
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