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  1. JordanRules

    In Vitro Meat

    It's amazing where science continues to take us. I would give it a try. But, there's still more I want to learn about it first.
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    Who usally comes first?

    I would normally eat her out before we fuck. I love doing that and making her cum always got me hard. :rubbel:
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    Who usally comes first?

    :rofl::bowdown: OMG, that's funny! Question. Does he jerk off while watching you? And if so, how does he do it with no opposable thumbs?:dunno:
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    I (Taryn Thomas) Returning to Porn in 2009

    Great news. Taryn Thomas is beautiful! :thumbsup:
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    What's your Screen Resolution?

    1200x800 on my laptop. Portable porn all the way! :thumbsup:
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    which pornstar has the best health insurance?

    What? No USA? Oh, right. We have shitty health care, if we have any at all. :thumbsup:
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    Karlie Montana Poll Part 2

    Damn she is fuckable! First time I've seen her.
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    Which Pronstars do u like best?

    As long as she's hot, yeah, I would love to lick a girl from Crustacia. :tongue:
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    More rep! Thanks! :thumbsup:

    More rep! Thanks! :thumbsup:
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    Lol tigers

    Very well said, my fellow pissed off Cubs fan. :thumbsup:
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    Who would you like to do in Fuck A Fan?

    Kacey Jordan Shawna Lenee Tori Black Lexi Belle Missy Stone Sandy Sweet Teen Kasia I could go on and on... :D
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    Figurine/Doll Fetish

    Let's see. How do these images remind me of my sex life? A) If the dolls in the pics were real women, then the cock would be proportionate to mine. About 6 feet long, 200 pounds. :D or B) My last girlfriend had the sex drive of a plastic, lifeless doll. :*****:
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    Dilemma

    With the girls? Is that what you meant? ;)
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    Rey C. flashes Michelle Bachmann.......

    That's exactly what I thought when I saw her picture. lol
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    Obama to Give Porn Stimulus Money!

    Save the pornstars! :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Chelsie Hightower from tonights Dancing with the Stars. Dress was tiny. Ass was tight and fucking amazing! :rubbel: :rubbel:
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    Who is your favorite singer / musical group?

    Agreed. I don't know what he was thinking.
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    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    Re: hottest latina Alexis Love, Eva Angelina, and Renae Cruz
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    Who is your favorite singer / musical group?

    Bands: Metallica The Eagles Green Day Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band The Doors Aerosmith The Allman Brothers Too many to name all of them. Singer: Anything by Chris Cornell. Best voice in rock!
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    which pornstar's pictures gives you maximum turn-on while jacking-off

    I think I have every picture of Jordan Capri ever done. ;) Also, Kacey Jordan and Tori Black are two of the most beautiful pornstars out there.
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    If you could have sex with any porn star you wanted who would it be?

    Kacey Jordan Lexi Belle Tori Black Shawna Lenee Missy Stone
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kacey Jordan
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    Who gives you the most intense orgasms?

    Jordan Capri, Kacey Jordan, and Shawna Lenee. Oh, and my old pal lefty. ;)
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    who would you do? taylor rain, harmony rose, sasha grey, tory lane, vanessa lane

    All of them, but Sasha Grey is first in line! :rubbel:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Disturbia is supposed to be a modern day take of Rear Window isn't it? I've heard it's really good.
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    what would you do...

    Ahhh, very true. lol. I didn't realize that when I posted. :rolleyes:
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    Who's the best James Bond???

    Connery. Sean Connery.
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    ur penis size

    Here's me at a local football game a few years back. I was checking out the cheerleaders. They were obviously pretty hot that night! :rubbel: http://www.collegegameballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/purduepenis.png
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    who is your favourite milf?

    No problemo! :glugglug:
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    Princess Leia or Seven of Nine?.

    Slave Leia :nanner:
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Ginger Lynn. Although, Amber Lynn should be in this poll. And on my pole. :nanner:
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    Hot Adri aka Sweet Adri - Hot or Not

    Very hot!
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    Tessa West (Sophie Paige / Sophie Scott) RIP

    Holy ****! I'm reading the sad news about Tessa West and then I read that Chloe Jones died. I had no idea! I hadn't seen anything new from her in a long time and figured she just quietly left the business. Damn, two beautiful angels gone. :( RIP Tessa and Chloe
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    Eva Angelina v's Angelina Valentine

    Eva Angelina :bowdown:
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    ur penis size

    Let's just say I have to have a third pantleg sewed into my jeans. :thumbsup:
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    what would you do...

    I'm single, so fuck yeah! :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Quarantine. It far exceeded my expectations. :thumbsup:
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    Hey guys

    Sasha Grey is my own personal anal machine. I did not build her. God did. :bowdown:
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    Who anchors you?

    Brokaw then. Nobody now.
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    You think Sunny Lane will take my weiner?

    If she takes your weiner in Germany, be sure you come back home with it because you may need it. Ah, who am I kidding, you won't need it. :D
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    quench it,baby, quench it

    Pasta for this bastard! :D
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    2016 Olympics - Which city would you choose?

    Agree with you completely! I would of liked to see it in Chicago, but the reasons you give are all why I'm glad it didn't happen. This state just cannot afford it. And we need JOBS. I doubt the Olympics would of created enough for the whole state. Most of them would go to the Chicago area...
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    Polanski

    I'm just as disgusted with the Hollywood "big shots" who are demanding he go free. The man had sex with a *****! How the fuck can they defend this???:mad:
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    Which studio has the best contract girls?

    Digital Playground for me. But I love the other two companies as well.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Aaliyah Love. Twice. And a third time before the night is over. :rubbel:
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    Hottest British babe?

    Hannah Harper has always been a favorite of mine. :)
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    would you cheat on your wife/girlfriend?

    I'll take the same advice my parents gave me when I went shopping with them as a ***. "Look, but don't touch." Always works for me. :thumbsup: And to add another thing, I'm single at the moment, and when I meet someone randomly such as a sales girl in a department store, I find myself...
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    Glass Skywalk 4000ft Above Grand Canyon

    I've never seen the Grand Canyon. I know. I have to get out more. :)
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    Lisa Ann vs Lisa Ann

    Hot either way.
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