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Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent! :banger:

Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes! - Blazing Saddles Welcome to the party, pal! - Die Hard Say hello to my little friend! - Scarface I am serious. And don't call my Shirley. - Airplane One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know...

I like lil' uns and big uns. :D

I think I would become a ******** before I would eat my own cum. Is that wrong?:dunno:

Marissa Miller :bowdown:

So... what's his handicap? :D

I've always thought Peter North was the best porn name ever! :rofl:

Your pecker must be pretty big to be able to fuck the world. :bowdown: Make her cum hard!

Two words. Stunt Cock.

Loved it. And I'm a fan of Ghost Hunters and thought the spoof was hilarious. :rofl:

I think it's open to the public, but I'm not positive. I love all things gadgets! Would love to go.

Thanks for the rep, pal! :glugglug:

****** Guy every time. Here's a couple favorites. Here. And here.

TechTV became G4. But little, if anything, remains. :(

Holy crap this is hard. Now, as far as the thread goes... ;) I'm going with Bree Olson tonight. Tomorrow is Ashlynn Brooke's turn. Love both of these ladies.

Megan Fox. Because it won't take much work to make her a pornstar. She's pretty close right now. Just needs another movie or two to bomb and it's hello porno! :thumbsup:

Agreed. But I also must add the cute as hell, Alison Haislip and Kristen Adams. :D

Adriana Lima. I go for the beautiful face and slender body everytime. The fact that she has hypnotic eyes and is mind numbingly hot is just a plus. :thumbsup:

Kanye thinks the Great Depression was pretty bad, but this recession is THE WORST OF ALL TIME!

Hated him on Monday Night Football, but he's perfect for PTI.

Stephania Bell on Fantasy Football Now. ESPN2

IIRC, the G4 channel broadcast live from the CES show last year. And also did a late night special on AAE. Edited of course. :( I've never been, but would love to go. To both shows. :D By the way, do you know when the shows are this year?

Agreed 100%. I think Vince Vaughn's funniest movie is Dodgeball. And that's mainly because of Ben Stiller. Now there's a versatile comedian. :D Also, a quick story. I was at Wrigley Field the same day as Vince Vaughn who was there to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and promote...

I wish we had a White Castle around here! Love them!:bowdown:

Yep! As soon as I got my copy in the mail, I was like, "Who the fuck is that?!" And immediately started searching for her online. Saw her later on The Girls Next Door and was in love! :) Sara is adorable!

The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Absolutely loved this movie! I give it a :thumbsup:

I sport a world record handle bar mustachio and a beard that would make ZZ Top go cryin' to their momma! :cool:

Kendra for her amazing ass, but she loses points for her annoying laugh. And Keeley because I want to hear her dirty talk with a sexy british accent while I fuck her. :nanner:

Re: Who made you cum today? Shawna Lenee, Madison Ivy, and Madison Scott all in the same scene. :bowdown:

I just thought of another. How about Liv Tyler, ******** of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler?

She is amazing! Hot damn! :nanner:

Thanks for the rep! :glugglug:

One girlfriend didn't at first, but she was a trooper and decided to try it for her first time. Eventually, she really started to like it. Another GF would let me cum on her face, but she wouldn't open her mouth or eyes.

I love to cook and even considered culinary school. Didn't go and sometimes I wish I did. Anyway, I make a mean pasta and shrimp recipe that I watched Giada DeLaurentis make on Food Network. By the way, she's the hottest host on the network, even though I think Rachel Ray is adorable! And...

My choice as well. She is absolutely gorgeous, rich, and as you said, incredibly bright and well spoken. And I must also agree with the OP on Kate Hudson. She is adorable! :nanner:

Very impressive. I guess the moral of the story is that when you need to nut, you will find away. Thumbs or no thumbs. And also, it looks like you really can find anything on the internet. :thumbsup:

I know. I found out after my post. I went to check her bio to see if it gave any info on her retirement and I read about her death. Damn, that hurt to see that. So young and beautiful. Another favorite gone much too soon. :(

Hillary Scott, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze. Can't eat just one! :D Also, Anastasia Blue. I think she's retired now, but she was fucking amazing!

My girl. Kacey Jordan. Flawless and cute as hell!

Very nice. :thumbsup:

If those were the last choices for pornstars on earth, I would have to use my imagination and remember some of my favorites of the past. Until I went senile. Then I would probably jerk off to the thought of a Twinkie. Covered in chocolate syrup. Mmmmm. :thumbsup:

Skinny.

I'm more attracted to petite girls, so I chose A, but I still like B, C, and up if she's pretty enough and has a nice body to go with bigger breasts.

****. Hard to imagine I could **** boobs, but I **** these.

I thought the same thing.

Vixen easily.

You're in desperate need of Fuck Off points? I got some for ya right here! Heeeeeeeeeeey! :thefinger Forgive me sir for my horrible impression of Andrew Dice Clay.:lame:

Those tits are adorable! :)

boobies? boobies? Well? What about them? Dammit, I need to know!!! :mad:

I prefer natural, but I still like implants as well. Just depends on the girl, I reckon.