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  1. calpoon

    How I irritate the seat neighbour in the airplane

    I like how it's "translated" into arabic.
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    Lost

    I know, I loved Hurley's scenes in this episode. I did enjoy this episode quiet a bit. And there has been some really good episodes this season, but the problem is that they are scattered here and there between ones that for the most part I just found to be rather dull. I just really didn't feel...
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    Racism in Porn

    I think I almost got ****** over this thread. Oh well, here's my final summation of the topic for this year: I think it comes down, as all things usually do, to the situational context: Could such an instance be seen as racist towards the person involved in it and do they have reasonable...
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    Oh, come on. he may be crude and obscene, but at least he's being honest and literal. I say that it's a refreshment from all the BS obfuscation that we have been seeing. Of course, I prefer Meetdick's post. But tomato, potatoe.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    I don't really want to spoil it.... But can someone say what the endings were? I think it was mentioned that there were three of them? all we've heard on here so far, to my knowledge is the deadpool one. (deadpool picks up his head and it opens it's eyes, looks at the audience and says "shh.")
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    Lost

    And we still don't know anything about the new people on the Island. They seem to have been forgotten about for the time being.
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    Lost

    eh. the 70's **** is still boring. I'm glad that it's finally moving on. I don't really care what they do. I don't really see them being able to change the past (plus, with Dan dead, who the hell knows how to set off the bomb? it's not exactly a matter of just flipping a switch.) and if they...
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    The Secret of Nimh.

    the secret of Nimh in a nutshell: A field mice needs to move her ****** because it's coming up on spring time and the farmer is getting ready to plow the field, which will destroy their home. But her youngest *** is sick with pneumonia and he can't be moved so she goes to seek the help of...
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    Just wondering, I'm sure it's been asked before.

    I'm sure this has been asked before, but does anyone know how to do a board search?
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    US to invade Iran any day now?

    I don't know why I'm laughing. Maybe I'm ****** on the inside.
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    on a kind of not really but sorta partially related note... since someone brought up anarchists- why is it that people think without an authoritarian power structure (as opposed to a voluntary cooperative group) society will be chaotic? All of the things that are commonly attributed to a...
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    Have you ever masturbated over a female friend of yours ?

    Does your friend have tits and a vagina? Do you have a penis? Are you fucking your friend? Are you gay? If you answered yes to the first two questions and no to the second two, then the answer to the OP's question would be YES. One of my best friend's is a woman. She is married and I have...
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Doesn't Maverick wear a gold suit kinda like iron man, and have energy absorption powers? I don't know why they pretty much made him Bullseye... but whatever, he was an OK character in the movie. It's pretty lame that they obviously don't do any research into the secondary characters of the...
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    your avatar is kinda creepin me out.
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    wrong again. But then I'm sure Boobfan thinks that the people who write dictionaries are also part of the conspiracy to destroy america and capitalism.
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    Ok, first of all, to all of you nuts that think the government is trying to take your guns: no one gives a fuck about you or your guns. The people who think that there is a conspiracy to abolish the 2nd amendment are a bunch of pussies that never do anything with them anyway. If you are a...
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    yeah, I can't believe those pinko commies that think every ***** should be able to get an education and at the public expense no less! It would be so much better if we had private schools so only wealthy people could attend, or even better if we had no education system at all and it was only up...
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    that's the funniest post I've read all day. You should be a comedian. Your impersonation of a someone who was lobotomized and then reprogrammed in equal parts by Charlton Heston and Joe McCarthy was dead-on.
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    who cares? Maybe people should spend more time doing something that actually fucking matters. or not. but either way, they should do something else besides debating meaningless politcal buzzwords.
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    Why is DeadPool so Awesoem?

    Sorry, but I think Lobo is way cooler.
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    Lost

    ::scrolls down the bottom of page to avoid reading spoilers:: Damnit, I missed last weeks episode.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    I don't get why everyone is hating on the helicopter scene. he's a freakin dude with an indestructible skeleton, super fast healing and claws and you find that him chopping up a helicopter is too hard to believe? everything about him is over the top, that's the whole point. It was a cool...
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    Istanbul’s Underwater Hotel to Open in 2010

    Sounds great, but who would want to go to Istanbul?
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    Turkey Scaloppine with Dried Morels

    I've heard of weird fetishes, but this is just fucked up.
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    The Best Deepthroat Performers

    had to bump it.
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    Anyone here hates RNB as much as I do?

    well I've never heard lil wayne. But based on what you've said, I think it will stay that way.
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    who's your favorite rap/hip-hop group/singer

    here here! misss ya buddy!:(
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    Anyone here hates RNB as much as I do?

    I have a lady friend that says I should listen to lil wayne. I don't know about, that he seems like a joke to me. She also says that she can't stand DMX, and while I am not super crazy about him, I would think that LW was just an inferior DMX. Of course DMX is just an inferior Tupac, so really...
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    Anyone here hates RNB as much as I do?

    Oh Ok. I just got the impression that you were having a hard time finding people that dislike R&B, since you made a thread asking for such people to announce themselves. I pretty much loathe everything that they play on the radio from after the mid 1990's.
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    Anyone here hates RNB as much as I do?

    I love it, you're a wanker! I'm just kidding. I **** it, but what's the point of all this? I'd say more people like it than dislike it, but there are many people that will share your same taste in music. Maybe you just need to get out more and meet new people.
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    Cthulhu

    that's a pretty gay looking Cthulhu
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    I like Double Penetration too, but I thought this thread was for the Wolverine movie?
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    Because one is a real law that has been drafted into a bill and the other is not. Or maybe neither one of them is, now that I think about it. That is a really good question. I'd like to know that. Next time I go into a store and buy a **** for a dollar and seven cents sales tax, I'll hand the...
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    Why are Americans so afraid of Socialism?

    I'm sure I've said it before, but Thomas Jefferson said "The government which governs best is that which governs least." and the one that governs least is none at all, so that must be the best choice!
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    ugh yeah. how else would you know what to pay taxes on? For instance, the law that states you must pay sales tax on items. It doesn't say that in the constitution. that is a SEPARATE law (unless you somehow have a different definition of what separate means) that the government has ******...
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    Why are Americans so afraid of Socialism?

    Socialism is so scary that I'm going to dress up as it for Halloween.
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    First you say that it doesn't express laws that individuals must follow, and then you say that it outlines the tax laws that they have to follow. Which one is it? why don't you make up your mind? I guess you are the one that isn't understanding here. Congress CAN make a law, if they want to. If...
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    yeah, crystal. So where is the law that says you have to pay income tax?
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    Right, congress has the right to pass a law... the IRS has no legal right to enforce and enact tax laws that have not been voted in by congress.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    The movie is good, waaaay better than X3. maybe even the best one in the series. they totally fucked up deadpool, but oh well. the movie was called WOLVERINE, after all, and they got him right, so that's all that matters.
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    But it does require that it specifies a particular relevant scenario to set public policy. That's what a law is. The constitution is not a law, it's a guideline for government for enacting and enforcing laws. The argument against the income tax is not that such a law is against the...
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    Happy May Day

    Happy Illuminati Day!
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    Tax Hikes Coming in 2011

    you are so right. What the government spends on the military each day surpasses it's spending on social services for the entire year, yet these so called conservatives **** a brick when the idea ever comes up of slashing that budget. Which it really never does, not even under fascist Obama who...
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    Beware of swine flu scams

    that's terrible that people would be taken advantage of like that. contact me for the REAL swine flu proof kit, only 19.99.
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    Time Travel... is it possible? This man thinks so.

    without getting into it, let me just say that within the known physical laws of the universe, most scientists believe that what we call time-travel is theoretically possible. Even Steven Hawking believes in it and Einsteins theories very much confirm it. Just because of these philosophical...
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    Eight things you didn't know about the internet

    9. The net is used for more than just porn No way!
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    What are you reading now?

    awesome. I guess what I'm getting at is that it might not be the best book if you have never read anything else by PKD. But in your case, i'm sure it will turn out good then.
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    The Amazing Story Behind the Global Warming Scam

    PPS. But it really doesn't fuckin matter. We could detonate all of our nukes and it would get rid of all the cuddly ******* and those hairless upright apes you hear so much about and all of their **** that they like to leave around all over the place (and God bless) but life will go on. The...
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    Leanna Sweet or Sasha Grey

    ^ what he said.
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