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  1. calpoon

    Movie Characters You Can't Stand

    :ban:
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    biggest movie this summer you cant wait to see

    I want to see Year One AD, despite being a rip off of Life of Brian it has fuckin funny David Cross. and Olivia Wilde. yumm
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    Movie Characters You Can't Stand

    Keanu Reeves You might say that isn't a character in a movie... And you'd be right. To play a character requires acting ability, and Mr. Reeves has none.
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    Obama: Controversy on Memorial Day

    Obama is a communist that wants the federal government to be controlled by the UN But he is also a Confederate that wants to secede from the union and honor states rights of slavery and rebellion. ::Head explodes:: Personally I think that Arlington Nation Cemetery and every other cemetery...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    OK. The Big Bang theory is not the idea that there was "nothing" and then all the sudden "stuff" appeared. Without getting into string theory, let me just give a quick understanding of the constitution of matter. You understand that "stuff" forms together into particles and it's the different...
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    ******* can tell right from wrong

    Intellectual capacity and practical knowledge/wisdom aren't the same thing. Neither is intelligence and sanity. Humans evolved symbolic thinking to give them a survival advantage. Today we have advanced to the point where we no longer need to exhibit what I like to call primate psychology as a...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    Here They are.
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    Lost

    well it's a little bit vague and they haven't exactly said it specifically, but it seems to be that the Ajira Passengers, Ben, Locke and Sun are on the Island three years after the Oceanic Six left, which was the year 2004. So they are in 2007. 1977 (The year that Jack and sawyer are in) plus...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    Catholics don't believe in Christ? This is probably the dumbest thing you've ever said. Actually, sadly, it probably isn't.
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    Lost

    well I pretty much voiced all those same concerns, but other than a few min or inconsistencies due to chronological scenes having been filmed and shown at different times, how exactly is the plot continuity disconnected? You could argue that it wasn't satisfactory the way that past stuff has...
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    Are you reluctant to rep some members because

    that always pisses me off. I always PM anyone who negative reps me and give them **** for it, not because I think that I don't deserve it, but because I think that you are a pussy if you just go around neg repping people because you don't like what they have to say instead of taking the time to...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    For the record, I'm not all that cool with Buddhists either, although for the most part they are more laid back then others. But the Dali Lama, who fled into exile and from the safety of his nice cushy house denounced his fellow Tibetans for defending their homes and thier lives when they were...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    They weren't told in public school, at least not in the US. Probably the same way as everyone else they were brainwashed by their parents for 18 years, or else they became a crackhead or went to prison and decided an image makeover was in order and religious groups were the only section of...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    No he was a singer. Yeah, because you are one of them. You're at their church listening to their bullshit when they pass around the collection plate, why would they have a problem with that? that's exactly what they want. It's all of the people that don't agree with them that they condemn to...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    carbon dating isn't perfect, and neither is the fossil record. Some relative dating techniques like tree-rings can come very close. The truth is that it's pretty much impossible to know the exact age of the earth, for one reason because not all parts of it are the same age. But what I can't...
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    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    I don't always agree with him, but he always has something interesting to say. He seems like a really cool guy that would be fascinating to have a conversation with.
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    Lost

    I guess the best explanation for Walt's purpose was to bring Michael to the Island and to enable him to do the things that he did there. I'm sure that almost all of the things in the first season were just ideas that they sort of brainstormed. After all, like every show, they couldn't know if...
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    The tv season 2009/2010

    They also move the time slot around which fucks up the show too. All these guys that run the television networks are idiots.
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    The tv season 2009/2010

    Remember when they used to show new episodes in the fall and then reruns of the series in the summer? Now they just constantly come out with new shows that no one likes and they end up getting canceled and they never show reruns so if you miss an episode then you will never be able to see it...
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    Hand tossed pizza (?)

    Brings back memories of when I used to work at a pizza place. The place was kinda small so the dough would always hit the light or knock out the ceiling panels. Of course don't forget liberal application of the old "five second rule." That place was always getting trashed. We shared the...
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    I may have to give up porn!

    Best Answer- Chosen by Calpoon
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    Texas *** gives birth to twins ... with a twist

    It made me think of M. Night Shaymalan
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    Honestly, I think the leggings are bit much!

    Britney Spears in ten years?
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    Texas *** gives birth to twins ... with a twist

    So you're telling me that maybe Darth Vader isn't Luke's ******?
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    *** ***** ***, Gives Him CPR, ***** Him Again...

    These thread titles just keep on getting better! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for "baby in a blender".
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    Dolphins seen trying to **** calf

    Shh. Don't distract him, Will E was just about to get on a boat and go out in the ocean and start shooting into the water. Oh, good thinking. That's a much better idea for him. Go forth and preach the Word to those infidel lions! If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve. PS. I...
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    I just went too..........

    I feel the same way when I go to the museum. I got ****** from the Louvre for rubbing my dick on a Picasso.
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    I just went too..........

    What are you going to do next? I'm goin to Disneyworld!
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    "River Monsters"

    why not? what's the difference? they are made out of the same "stuff" as fish are. I didn't say that I condoned ********* people, just that It's Ok to eat them...if you think it's Ok to consume dead flesh .it's the same thing as eating any other ******.
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    how come the Russians never went to the moon?

    Because socialism is bad.
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    So Do You Think The Problem Solver Is More Regulations?

    Sure. why not? the private sector showed that they sure as hell can't run the economy on their own, so it's necessary for someone else to step in and take over. If it proves a success, then that will be good. If it proves a failure then it really won't make any difference, it will just be a...
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    "River Monsters"

    I don't think that bears really eat all that much salmon, they mostly just eat from people's garbage cans. I also doubt that they swipe most of them out of the river, they probably just wait until they die after the spawning cycle, it's a lot easier. I don't really see the point of that...
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    Lost

    Oh yeah, BTW: The Oceanic Six who left the Island: Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sun, Sayid, Aaron The Survivors that stayed behind: Sawyer, Jin, Rose, Bernard, Locke, Claire = 12 (tribes of Israel) am I grasping? yeah. maybe a little.
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    Lost

    Once again I have ignored the obvious. Perhaps the biblical story of Jacob will shed some more light on the Lost mythology. Jacob's twin ******* was Esau and the two were at always at war with each other, from before their birth and down through all of their descendants. Jacob was the...
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    Alpha Men : ladies your views?

    yeah, the term is not really used properly these days. Most people just think that it means a successful guy. but it really means a male that is dominant and aggressively competes with other men for women's affections, which works in the ****** world because he just mounts them and they don't...
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    I.Q. Test

    Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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    Interesting site: Pictures of Normal, Average, Everyday Breasts

    Why on earth would we want to see those? I'm kidding..sort of. Today I saw a nudist magazine. It was very interesting because it just had normal everyday people doing normal everyday things- naked. I didn't find it to be arousing at all, which made me feel conflicted emotions. On one hand...
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    getting rolled by a stripper...

    :thumbsup:
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    What are you reading now?

    I just started reading J.G Ballard's Crash. Seems pretty appropriate for Freeones. Basically it's about people whose fetish is car crashes. And so far it's basically just lurid descriptions of those fantasies. In other words, it's just gross. But I understand that there's a social commentary...
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    getting rolled by a stripper...

    Sorry, you have been duped and you are just the sucker we are talking about. Stacey's post does accurately sum up the situation, but it neglects to mention that the one thing they all have in common without fail, no matter how they feel about the job, they are all doing it because it is a job...
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    "River Monsters"

    I find sport fishing to be very barbaric, even when the fish is released, it is still hooked. How would you like to have a hook stabbed through the side of your face and then dragged up by it into a ******* environment, dangled about for a few moments and then have it ripped out? I guess you'd...
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    "River Monsters"

    cool, another guy to go out and fuck with wild ******* for entertainment. I hope the fucker gets eaten!
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    Lost

    Well that's always the debate. I think it was after season 3 when they announced that the series would have a definite end-point and that they had written the finale. Other people have accused them of just making it up as they go. I have a feeling that it's a little bit of both, that they wrote...
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    getting rolled by a stripper...

    oh yeah, sure. I had a buddy that believed he was "dating" a stripper and thought nothing of the fact that she was always too busy to see him in her off time, but hey, why doesn't he come by her work and have a few drinks? Fortunately we were able to set him straight before he parted with too...
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    Lost

    haha@ Swan So your theory is that it's all fake, and in the end it's going to turn out that the 815 "survivors" were on a reality show?
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    Who should be cast as the new Wonderwoman

    I don't know who the fuck that is. is she against the board rules? why should this thread be closed?
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    Who should be cast as the new Wonderwoman

    Sasha Grey :rolleyes:
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    What are you reading now?

    Still reading Joyce's A portrait of the artist... I had sat it aside for a while, and I'm resuming it again now. Star Wars: Dark Nest book 1. It's pretty good, but I don't see how they can keep the story going for two more books. I'll probably skip at least one of the others. I also started...
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    July 8th

    I think it was the end of Julia Style's acting career when she starred in The Omen remake released on that day. Cuz apparently it's just theoretical and not a fact. How will we ever prove it? They should invent something that tells you what the date will be. I think that they should call it a...
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