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  1. calpoon

    >> XoXo Leah wants to give you a message! [pics]

    I agree, when is she going to do double-penetration with midgets and ****? what a tease.
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    Meghan McCain

    Re: Meghan McCain? Im pretty sure that I mentioned on another thread that she looks like john mccain with eyeliner and boobs. why would anyone care about this chick's blog? there's some funny **** on there when she talks about dating and guys are using lame pick-up lines on her like "I voted...
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    Lost

    I don't know how far into the series you are- if you are reading this far on the thread waaay bigger spoilers have been revealed then what I am about to post- there was a scientific research facility on the Island and some of their experiments involved *******. Yup, the polar bears are just...
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    Lost

    To put it as simply as possible: the Island is magical. That is the whole point, it's a place where the impossible happens. People are cured from cancer, paralysis, and even come back from the dead. The secret is that it's actually Fantasy Island. Do you think that it was a coincidence that...
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    Lost

    I was reading some of the older posts and I came upon some more evidence to the smoke *******= evilocke theory posted by our lovely Lostie OCSM. :thumbsup:
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    Lost

    Oh, yeah and I ignored the glaringly obvious huge twist (although not unexpected) which is that they weren't just some random people on a plane that accidentally crashed, but they were all personally chosen by Jacob to come to the Island, so it would seem that the Incident was really incidental...
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    Thor is coming!

    I'm familiar with the mythology, just not the comic book. I actually did used to have one issue and it was when Thor dies. I don't really remember what happened, just that he was fighting this giant space robot kinda like a Galactus rip-off and his hammer shattered and then he got whooped...
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    Thor is coming!

    I never read any Thor comics. what is up with this guy? I mean Thor is a mythological hero, so the idea of having him as a comic book character seems pretty weird. does he fight crime? is he immortal or did he time travel into the the present day? was he a normal guy that got superpowers or was...
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    Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience

    Haven't seen it. I like the girl though. Don't really know what else to say. But supposedly there is a Jimmi Hendrix porn, FYI. haha
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    Muslim student in Chicago lied about being beat by anti-islamic man

    that's a terrible story, chef. I know a guy that the same thing happened to. But also pretty much every girl that I know has been the victim of sexual or physical *****, or both. So yeah, maybe I just hang around fucked up people, but it's a pretty disturbing statistic nonetheless.
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    park worker fired for ******* in old faithful

    why are you guys pissed (no pun intended) that a guy urinated in a hole in the ground? what's the big deal. I gotta agree with sketchers here, it's not at all the same as ******* on someone's memorial or a place of historical significance. It's exactly the same as ******* in the bushes, or in a...
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    Lost

    That was BBB's theory. I'm a bit confused here, because was it just me, or did it seem like Jacob's cabin in 2007 that the Ajira passengers went to was the same cabin that Rose and Bernard had been at in 1977? which doesn't add up with the original storyline that showed the cabin was built by...
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    Muslim student in Chicago lied about being beat by anti-islamic man

    that's not right. This crazy bitch almost makes me mad enough to go out and beat up some Muslims. And a couple of women too. Don't even get my me started on how I want to settle the score with the handicapped.
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    Justice nominee: Pregnancy '*********** servitude'

    she sounds like a nut.... But if you are a doctor and you don't want to perform abortions... what the fuck does that have to do with anything? It's not like every doctor can perform every type of medical function, so no one is going to ask, let alone ***** someone to do abortions if they aren't...
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    as for my theory of government, naw, I don't think it's "well thought out" at all. Some people...

    as for my theory of government, naw, I don't think it's "well thought out" at all. Some people are quick to believe in vast conspiracies... a fact that is also perpetuated by the government. The truth is that it just kind of ends up that way and the government is almost compleltey inept and...
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    Are you a vegetarian?

    Hotmega, are you just being dense or can you truly not understand why a vegetarian would be opposed to you eating meat? To put it in simple terms, vegetarians feel the same way about ******* non-human ******* as they (and most everyone else) do about ******* other humans. In other words, that...
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    Forget the moon landing. We've just blown the whistle on the biggest conspiracy of all!
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    Lost

    The only thing that I didn't like in the finale was when all the stuff started getting mangetically sucked down, that was kind of cheesy. Well and the fact that they kept changing thier minds every five minutes about whether to detonate the nuke or not. Oh yeah, and that for some reason Jack...
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    Lost

    Well that's what I figure. That guy is definetly "Locke", or rather has assumed his form. At the begining he states that he would **** Jacob, if he could find a way to get around whatever rules that they apparently must follow. At the end when Locke approaches Jacob he knowingly looks at him and...
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    "Awkward" Question for Miss California at Miss USA Padgeant LOL

    How can we be sure that was her in the photos? I think we need to see some topless pics of her post-boob job. Just for the sake of comparison.
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    Are you a vegetarian?

    Now who's the perv?
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    Pornstars That Just Look Like Whores

    In the words of C-3PO: "How rude!"
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    Obsession with Naked Women Dates Back 35,000 Years

    This is one fact that the Bible confirms. Although I'm pretty sure that Adam was gay. That's why Eve was always rubbing her apple and playing with snakes, it's a sexual euphamism.
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    Are you a vegetarian?

    so what man, that's why they have viagra! and it's way better for your heart than eating a steak. Personally, I seem to have a higher than average sex drive, but it is probably that I'm just a pervert that likes to hang out on porn forums all day. God Bless. :thumbsup:
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    I don't know who you are talking about, but if he doesn't have anything else to do, then he would have more time to do research then anyone else. and just because he's ***** doesn't ahve anything to do with it. Winston Churchill was a ***** too. also I've been here longer than you, so that...
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    which *** do you own?

    Correct. I don't think that the government is out to get them. The government likes them because they are against all of the people that the government is really out to get- gays, minorities, people who are in favor of seperation of church and state, **** users, pornographers, environmentalists...
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    It was just a movie. Tom hanks didn't really go to the moon. Good point. You just need to get the Prof Voluptuary Cliff Notes.
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    UN Security : The right of a permanent member to veto majority decision is justified?

    Re: UN Security : The right of a permanent member to veto majority decision is justif sorry about some of the spelling and grammer errors there. I was pressed for time in the edit limit.
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    UN Security : The right of a permanent member to veto majority decision is justified?

    Re: The UN is not a legislative body ... let alone the security council is not a toy Sounds great. Too bad that isn't how it works in the United States. The civilians control the military you say? oh so that must be why we have a popular election to decide when to go to war, eh? To take the...
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    hey thanks for the rep points. Espeically on that thread, I feel like i'm fighting an uphill...

    hey thanks for the rep points. Espeically on that thread, I feel like i'm fighting an uphill battle with my POV.
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    which *** do you own?

    Let's just say that I agree with these "right-wing exretmists" that if one of the main reasons to have an armed populace is protection against government tyrany, it doesn't really help when the government has a list of names and inventory of all *** owners.
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    Clever Anti-War Posters

    hey asshole, didn't you used to have a different username, like middlefingerluv? at least he finnally learned to use spacing between paragraphs... too bad he apparently only knows how to do it by making a new post.
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    Lost

    OK. so here we go. They finally revealed who the statue is... sort of. Actually, thanks for Micheal Emerson (Ben) for doing the research and giving the name so I didn't have to. I don't remember where I read that, but it was somewhere. The statue is of Taweret, an egyptian diety who has many...
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    Lost

    Because that's human nature, my freind. Of course we want to see the spoilers, to reach out for the knoweldge. But sometimes just knowing that you can see them is enough to overcome the temptation. So you come on here and make a post about how you don't want to see them, to convince yourself...
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    Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** porn?

    Re: Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** p I dunno, would it involve R. Kelly?
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    And now... they come for YOU

    I gotta agree with torre on this one. they are going to dick you out of your money in any way shape or form that they can, if the process incidently makes people healthier, then I guess that's at least one plus. Besides, the opposite end of that spectrum is all the unhealthy people who get sick...
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    Clever Anti-War Posters

    I guess the plan is to stay there until no one hates america anymore. According to John Mccain that will be in about a thousand years.
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    Clever Anti-War Posters

    naw, I've never met the guy. You must have me confused with someone else. ;)
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    Flight of the Conchords

    I've only seen a few episodes, don't have the cable. But it's good ****.
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    Clever Anti-War Posters

    on the subject of warfare, the problem is that people make it too simplistic and black and white. they always boil it down to one group of peaceful innocent people being attacked by a bunch of bloodthirstay assholes bent on slaughter... well, the thing is that almost never happens. It's usually...
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    Clever Anti-War Posters

    haha. That reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Apu is hanging out with Paul McCartney and they are talking about people with different viewpoints. Apu: It's like that song of yours Paul, "Live and let live." Paul: Actually, it was called "Live and let die." Apu: Whatever. It had a...
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    The first one is the only thing that can be proven (or disproven) with actual scientific documentation. As far as Roswell goes I highly doubt that the government recovered a crashed spacecraft and ***** body. But there are millions of people that testify to the existence of aliens and it is...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Orson Welles F for Fake
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    I think that they talked about that on the mythbusters episode. There is a laser that is able to shine on it and then be reflected back confirming that it is there on the moon- if you can believe them, that is.
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    Is your girl from a different country than you?

    everyone knows that european women are into butseks.
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    Is your girl from a different country than you?

    As long as she speaks english, I don't see that there will be that much of a cultural misunderstanding. Try dating a girl from New Guinea. Meh. People are basically the same and into the same things when you get down to it. I would assume that there has to be something that you like about this...
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    which *** do you own?

    The main problem I have with buying a *** is registering it. I don't really want the cops to know that I was the one who shot somebody, ya know? It almost defeats the whole point of being able to shoot people, if you can't get away with it. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not a psychopath. I'm...
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    David Feherty apologises for joking about Pelosi

    Probably not. But advocating the ****** of a government official won't make you any freinds in the DHS. this whole thing is funny. I love watching people on TV put thier foot in thier mouth and then the ridiculous backlash that ensues, no matter what thier political persuasion is. it's good...
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    Which means that 10% of them are only partially Bull. Something to think about. From a real simple premise, this thread has turned up a lot of really cool and interesting posts.
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    Clever Anti-War Posters

    whoopsie. double post.
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