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  1. calpoon

    Kumar/Kal Penn joins the white house team!

    yes, you are right that never happens in politics. Oh wait, it happens almost exclusively. No positions are given out to someone just because they are the best, especially without regard to party concerns. That's whole point of having parties, they are institutions to create politicians. Why do...
  2. calpoon

    Real X-Ray glasses are here!

    well to be technical they use infrared, not x-ray. two totally different wavelengths.
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    LAMB OF GOD vs DEVIL DRIVER

    whoops, kinda twisted a few ideas around there. I was thinking of the Canaanite Ba'al, not Baphomet. Ba'al is associated with the bull, and the infamous golden calf Idol. All the rest of that stuff is accurate, and Baphomet seems to be a combination of all those ideas, together with the Euro...
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    LAMB OF GOD vs DEVIL DRIVER

    The expression is used by Christian's to refer to Christ. I'm not sure how much of the symbolism is intentional. The expression of a "lamb at the slaughter" refers to someone that is martyred, and also ritual sacrifice of ******* was a part of pre-christian practice that was abolished in the...
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    Eminems' New Video!

    that's an unfair comparison.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    haha. page 420. I should listen to "smoke two joints"
  7. calpoon

    I **** to shave my balls. Did you guys try depilation?

    try singeing off the hair, put your balls over a candle for a few seconds.
  8. calpoon

    Eminems' New Video!

    Haven't listened to him in years, but I can't say that I can really complain about having pornstars in music videos. ya know?
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    Porn stuff I'm sick of seeing

    I could be happy if no one said anything. Most of the time they have me laughing at the stupid, unbelievable **** that comes out their mouths, instead of turned on. it's like the porn is being dictated to the blind audience. She gives a BJ and he says, "suck my dick." He puts it in her ass and...
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    Uhhh, is this real?

    the weirdest thing is that both of his dicks look fake.
  11. calpoon

    Pictures from the Phoenix Forum

    haha. good one. yeah, sorry to rain on your parade. it looks like you had a good time and you are really cool people. as long as you keep out the general populace of the area, you'll probably be OK.
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    Uhhh, is this real?

    what about the chick with three boobs? have you seen her? that's the newest trend in porn- circus freaks.
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    Pictures from the Phoenix Forum

    Fuck Phoenix
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    LAMB OF GOD vs DEVIL DRIVER

    are they a christian band?
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    Serenity or Colbert?

    we'll just have to agree to disagree on that. I view communism (and I don't shy away in fear or disgust of the word) as a system that failed when implemented in place of a previous feudalistic one, but not necessarily as one that could never work in any capacity. The same way as I view...
  16. calpoon

    Why is CUNT a bad word?

    It's a bad word because it was collectively decided by society to be such. simple as that. It offends people to hear it because it is often used in an insulting and disparaging way towards someone. yes, the most obvious answer is the right one. Basically it's not so much the word itself, it's...
  17. calpoon

    LAMB OF GOD vs DEVIL DRIVER

    I think that those bands that I suggested are equally as popular as the former. But you are right, it's not really my place to come in here and talk **** about those bands. Everyone has their own opinion on what they like I guess.
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    Serenity or Colbert?

    I disagree. I think this is the most important thing that we can be doing for the future of humanity. anyway, it costs you and me (well not you, cuz you don't pay American taxes, so just me then) about 2 bucks for NASA to run a mission. I got a better idea to help the homeless, how about we...
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    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    you didn't. that comment was not directed at you, which was why the stuff that I qouted and responded to from you was posted after that statement. If your point is valid, then it applies just as much to straight marriage as it does to gays. Why should straight people be allowed to get married...
  20. calpoon

    Big cuts seen for F-22, other big weapon programs

    I just saw this. they said they were going to cut the production of Navy aircraft carriers "from eleven to ten." Oh no!!! not from 11 to 10! what are we ever going to do? I don't think that we'll have enough that's like a reduction of...one! OMg!
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    Serenity or Colbert?

    fuck Colbert. he's just a comedian, what does he have to do with anything? Name it after the guy that designed it, or just call it a number, or name it after a pioneer in space technology... It was NASA's mistake in the first place to offer their work up to the whims of the stupid and ignorant...
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    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    not that you really care because you are just making fun of gay people, but I believe that the ceremony is usually non gender specified. Such as, "I now pronounce you wed (or married), you may now kiss (each other)." yeah, but gay ***** molesters have less rights than straight ones.:rolleyes...
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    just an observation on cock size

    haha, he just admitted that he's observing cocks.
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    Summer Glau

    Re: Summer Glau is bendy heck yes she is. wish she'd show off that bod a little bit more.
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    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    yet all of those people have the right to marry each other, as long as their partner is not of the same sex. So they DO have rights that gays don't. I've said it before and so have many intelligent people: Marriage should be a spiritual union, performed by a religious authority and with such...
  26. calpoon

    Your Favorite Way to Travel ???

    wormhole I just experienced one now when I clickked to vote and was taken to a totally different and unrelated thread from 2003.
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    Do you sometimes feel that porn is boring?

    you really can have too much of a good thing. anything becomes boring when you are overexposed to it, human beings are designed (or rather evolved) to be flexible in dealing with new situations. it just seems that all my favorites are retired and I haven't come upon any new girls that really...
  28. calpoon

    Lost

    If nothing else, at least invest an hour of your time into watching the pilot episode. It's still one of the best of the series, with great production and editing and can almost stand on it's own.
  29. calpoon

    Do you sometimes feel that porn is boring?

    yes, all the time. It's not that I feel the need to "up the ante" to be aroused, "vanilla" sex is just as interesting as ever... the problem is that it's as interesting as it can be.
  30. calpoon

    Iran and North Korea + Journalism = an insult to my intelligence ...

    what argument? I merely posted an anecdote that this reminded me of and that I found to be amusing in it's stupidity. I guess you could conclude from that that the media likes to report unsubstantiated information (wasn't that your point in this thread?), so how is that playing a game? I'll...
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    Lost

    Well as you can see that I make up about 25% of the 35 pages on this thread, I'm kind of biased, but I think that Lost is a show that holds up well because while it does have a running storyline, each season is kind of self contained, where whatever the major conflict that began it is resolved...
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    LAMB OF GOD vs DEVIL DRIVER

    that's a tough call. it's like dumb or dumber. devil driver sucks. but lamb of god are listened to primarily by frat boys. I guess I'll go with DD, cuz at least guys who might like real metal and don't wear sandals listen to them. Now if you had asked ******** of Bodom or Mastodon... I'd say...
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    Lost

    Ellie = Eloise Hawking. who else could it be? the fact that Dan recognized her, it's pretty obvious. and how come Daniel doesn't have an accent, even though he's supposed to be British. They just suck at casting actors with accents, I guess. I wonder who Charlotte's parents are? I guess it...
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    Are you MySpace friends with any female performers?

    I've lurked a couple, but I don't see much of a point in adding someone with 50,000 "friends" that will never talk to me or even know that I am on there.
  35. calpoon

    stock tips?

    I stand corrected, the dollar is worth 1.5 ounces of tortilla chips.
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    stock tips?

    I don't see how the dollar is ever going to go up in value. it's already worthless anyway. oh that's right, because it was backed by the best economic guarantee of all: lots of fricken guns! sell us cheap ****, or we'll blow up your country! (or even better, we'll blow them up and then charge...
  37. calpoon

    Does anyone Not like Anal sex ???

    remind me to not invite any of you to my card game on Saturday night. ****** in the front, poker in the rear.
  38. calpoon

    Iran and North Korea + Journalism = an insult to my intelligence ...

    and on this doctor strangelove note, I find it very funny that all the countries who signed the nuclear disarmament treaty were the one's that don't have them, and all the ones that refused to sign it are the ones that already do have them.
  39. calpoon

    Iran and North Korea + Journalism = an insult to my intelligence ...

    well I do remember Bush giving a speech about the danger of Iran (he does indeed lack an elementary physics background), and then like two days later his own investigation team filed a report that said Iran posed no nuclear threat and you didn't hear anything about it on any of the major news...
  40. calpoon

    Whats up with these shootings?

    people always talk about using guns for protection against attackers, but when is the last time you heard about a bystander using a *** to stop someone else committing a shooting rampage? (it's usually just someone being personally attacked, and most often the defender is the one with the ***...
  41. calpoon

    stock tips?

    ***** is bad investment because it is tied into the corn and grain market. china white on the other hand, that's a good investment because it rarely fluctuates, unless some guerrilla group happens to take a machete to the current **** lord in charge of wherever, then you have to renegotiate...
  42. calpoon

    Iran and North Korea + Journalism = an insult to my intelligence ...

    my option wasn't on there. "right, but he's still an asshole." I'm just kidding. We might not always agree, but I think you definitely have a perspective worth considering on this board.
  43. calpoon

    Does anyone Not like Anal sex ???

    how many times do I have to tell you, I like doing a chick in the butt because then I can imagine she's a guy.
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    Lost

    and Eloise Hawking too. yeah, that is interesting. I didn't think about that, it would be kinda weird for them to be there then, but they had to be since we know it was when Ben became the leader of the Other's that Widmore (apparently) got voted off of Survivor: Lost Island.
  45. calpoon

    Whats up with these shootings?

    PS. and on the subject of ***** driving, you are looking at it in black and white terms. It should be about driving impaired, not driving *****. For most people it requires about 2 or 3 beers to be drunker than the legal limit, but most people who ***** have built up an ******* tolerance to the...
  46. calpoon

    Whats up with these shootings?

    Chicken Little Syndrome. It seems to have effected quite a few members on here as well - they may not go out in a blaze of glory, but they seem just as convinced that the eminent apocalypse is coming. everyone always thinks that because things are bad, it means that the world is ending...
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    Lost

    I kinda figured too that the point of them going back (in time) was to stop the purge, but the people who told them that they had to go back, and interestingly enough that it was to save the people on the Island, were Ben, Richard Alpert and Jacob/Christian. None of those people would want to...
  48. calpoon

    FoxNews Illegally Downloads "Wolverine" and Reviews It

    it doesn't really seem like a big deal to me. sure the guy was an idiot, and I don't know why he couldn't have gotten into a test screening if it was his job to review movies, but to sue or fire the guy just for watching an ******* movie, not copying it or distributing it himself, seems pretty...
  49. calpoon

    (Former) Racist Bully Decides It's Time to Apologize

    of course, if you live a just and moral atheistic life you are going to hell, but if you are a total shithead for 90 years who recants thier sins on thier deathbed, then you are golden to get into heaven.
  50. calpoon

    $100.00+ per 200 cigs in NY

    you can't even get a can of soda or a candy bar for under a buck in most places. 50 cents for a smoke doesn't seem that high to me.
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