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  1. calpoon

    Fuck Poker

    Dave Chappelle made fun of this. ESPN presents the World Series of Dice. and then in the end crackheads show up and steal all the money. classic. But really, yeah.. wtf. they have poker, but they don't have dice, dominoes or even mahjong. I call that fuckin racist.
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    Hustler Takes on Saved by the Bell

    it's a sad state of the world when they have run out of ideas for porn.
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    Dragon Ball Z

    really? because it didn't come out in Japan until 1989. :dunno: Maybe you are thinking of the first part Dragon Ball, which came out in japan in 1986.
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    What Movies Do You Really Need In Blu Ray!

    I guess just anything that came out in the past few years. Before that nothing was filmed in high definition, so the picture quality will be just as good (or bad) no matter what format you use to view it on.
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    Dragon Ball Z

    It does take an interesting approach to the standard serial where a hero would fight a new villain every week, and instead devote long story arcs to a fight with a single villain. the movies are kinda like that and I don't think they are as good as the show. It does work, but it is still...
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    Like a Virgin

    you could always have sex with each other. they say that finding people with common interests is the biggest challenge.
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    Most over paid people in america?

    Everyone. It would be great if they brought back slavery.
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    The Art of Youtube.

    youtube is just for videos of people getting hurt, teeangers dancing/ doing bad karaoke, conspiracy theories and techno songs set to anime clips. oh yeah and pets doing dumb things.
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    Do Girls With High Voices Turn You On?

    I like women with husky voices too. it really goes well with thier adam's apple. but then again, like the Op I like chrissy moran's high-pitched voice too. It just sounds so sexy when she's screaming through her burqa about how I'm going to hell for whacking off to her porn.
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    Movies that you **** that everyone else likes?

    I **** every movie. except for the Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Epic movie, franchise. Those are the best. But Gone with the Wind, Schindler's list, The Wizard of Oz, Godfather, Apocalypse Now... those movies all suck big dick. They seem like they were made by autistic ********. I think I got...
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    Tevez set to seal Man City switch

    good for them
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    Terminator Arrested!

    good point. that's kind of like saying he suffered from athletes foot...and brain cancer. weed won't make you think that you are the Terminator because you will not remember having watched the Terminator. Trust me.
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    offensive Words For Shemales

    that's right, and we all are going to die someday, so nothing matters anyway.
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    Report: NKorea's Kim has pancreatic cancer

    I don't know if I believe it, the way that this guy controls the media and censorship? just doesn't seem like info that he would allow to be released, and if it was ******, the guy who did it is probably dead. and if it was true, I wouldn't celebrate until I found out who his successor is going...
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    Bush and Sasha Grey

    seconded. I'm indifferent about her (and pretty much everyone else's) pubes.
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    Ryan Reynolds is Green Lantern!

    he should have played kyle raynor, not hal jordan. the only way I would like to see a green lantern movie is if it was the Parallax saga, but that only works if you allready know who green lantern is. Basically what happens is that the earth gets destroyed and Hal Jordan goes around the...
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    offensive Words For Shemales

    are you Ok dude? well whatever it's your right to do as you please. and by that I mean having conversations with yourself.
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    Castrate ourselves while we're at it :hammer:

    then you're **** out of luck. that is the problem with the world and America today: people demand instant gratification and they don't want to wait for anything- which was not how things were for almost all of human history. The reason that people evolved into the most intelligent species was...
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    offensive Words For Shemales

    right... so if it's a sign of disrespect, then they don't like it.
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    Questions that keep me up at night...

    I don't think that they think it is endless, because you'd be right, an endless 0bject could not expand. that is known as "infinite +1". but any finite object that is expanding must have a center which is the point it is expanding from. If it didn't, then it would be expanding on one end and...
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    offensive Words For Shemales

    I dunno, but I'm pretty sure that gay people don't like being called "fags".
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    Envisioning a World Without Men - ABC Nightline

    right,vbecause not looking at how genes work and are ****** on and how they develop over time in families is TOTALLY the best way to find out how to cure disease.
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    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    I just found out that a male friend of mine, to put it bluntly, has sex with men. This was a little surprising to me because I had only know him to have had sexual relationships with women. We didn't talk about the label "bisexual" but one thing he did say was "queer"- which means out of the...
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    Bruno: possibly one of the worst movies of time

    ya know, I actually think this movie is a big win for the gay community. Satire or not, the stuff in this movie could not have been shown in theaters all over the country 20 years ago, so I think it's an accomplishement in breaking down the double-standard of a male sexuality on film. and I...
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    Who is the Real Badass?

    Ok. I'm sold. Put my vote down for John Mccain.
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    Castrate ourselves while we're at it :hammer:

    So since they are going to be saving the environment and cutting down the costs, that means the **** will be cheaper, right? ...yeah, I didn't think so. what the guy who wrote the piece fails to realize is that this kind of service is a way to promote sales and the amount of extra revenue...
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    Who is the Real Badass?

    none of them are a "real badass" because none of them are real people. Now, if you asked which one was a pretend badass....
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    The Nation of Islam

    haha. way to bump this thread so we can see roughneck arguing with the invisible man, and the OP ****** of course.
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    The story of prisoner F95488

    reminds me about a story of a local woman I recently read about. (bold mine) http://lawfuel.com/show-release.asp?ID=3948 Well, what actually happened was that she got into a dispute with one of the employees and said, "God, I pray a bomb falls on your stupid, fucking head!" After being...
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    Porn or Sex?

    Well it depends on who the sex was with. Usually your options are limited, compared to porn. No thanks ******, why don 't you get back to reading the sermon, Ok?
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    Is Jamie Lee Curtis A Tranny?

    FYI, a transexual/ transgender person is someone that identifies (psychologically) as a member of the opposite biological (genetic) sex. Typically these people develop normal sexual organs and there is no specific medical (biological) cause for this condition, which can occur at anytime. Some...
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    Megan Fox

    Wasn't that movie originally released as the film Ginger Snaps?
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    Video Game Timer Knows When to Quit

    Or you can just turn off the TV, you lazy ass shitty parent!
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    Do any porn stars Twitter?

    I don't have a twitter.... can someone please tell the world that I took a ****? In fact, I think i'm going to start my own service just for *****-aficionados, instead of Twitter it will be called Shitter.
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    Star Wars Vs Star Trek.The Movie

    it's so funny hearing the nerds discussing the "technical specifics" to try to support their franchise. everyone knows that star wars guns fire magnetically ion-charged plasma, not lasers. noob!
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    Amazing day at the blackjack tables

    why bother having a real job? I never ****** with more money then I can afford to lose, which actually would put me at zero dollars, but depending on how fast it takes me to lose 20 bucks, my limit is 40. which makes my winnings usually around...40 bucks. I guess it's a little easier when...
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    G8 agrees to limit global warming China, India resist

    It's hilarious how this guy explicitly states that "global warming isn't real", and then in the very next sentence completely contradicts himself by stating that it is real and speculating about the cause. You fail. Please leave the internet now. Here's a site where people who actually know...
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    Porn or Sex?

    That's kind of like asking: which would you prefer, coffee or a kick in the balls?
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    Is Jamie Lee Curtis A Tranny?

    I'd suck her dick
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    What are you reading now?

    Coming soon: Moral Fortitude by Charlie Manson
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    topping out a girl's vagina?

    was she a bible thumper or just ugly?
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    I regret to inform you...

    what does this have to do with Chewbacca?
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    topping out a girl's vagina?

    how old is this guy and his girlfreind? you say she was a virign when you met? maybe I'm just disillusioned, but this doesn't sound like a problem for anyone above the age of 15.
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    Gianna's First Anal !! no b.s

    dont. care :cool:
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    Men, Now We're Fucked

    that's why they should render everyone sterile and just make all of us "immortal". It's in our technological capacity to virtually reengineer anyone from our time through cell duplication and psych-personality programming.
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    Governments hit by cyber ******

    Is the new cold war going to be an internet flame war?
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    Jayden James, Next Jenna Jameson?

    If you mean that she won't do anal, so far so good.
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    Pickens calls off massive wind **** in Texas

    I'm surprised that you guys really believed a texas oil baron was inrterested in charity, but then I guess a lot of people believed al gore too. The truth is that it is still a good idea and the government should be investing in it, and the fact that this guy had the foresight to see that you...
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    topping out a girl's vagina?

    let me see the nicest way to say this... umm... maybe she just doesn't like having sex with you. Its probably not you, so much as she just doesn't like having sex with men. I'm not trying to be insulting, and I don't want to make assumptions, but I have known a few women that have not wanted...
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    Historic Bible pages put online

    It's weird that people who have studied Christian history know that there was no organized Christian religion before the foundation of the Catholic Church (Holy Roman Empire), a fact that the church makes no secret of... yet for some reason they don't have any problem accepting the view of...
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