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I doubt it.

Bump. methyl nitrite, I "don't give two shits" about how hard you or your ****** worked. I'm still waiting for an answer to my question.

This thread has nothing to do with any Obama policies or the border. Obama should really be helping retards like you that have no reading comprehension skills.

Most of them were on that show Freaks and Geeks. They are friends and they like to work with each other, and often they will have to do with the writing and/or producing of the movies they act in and so will try to get each other involved with whatever projects one of them is working on. The...

Green Lantern, fuck that guy.

What will happen is that, depending on how much you are ******** or missing body parts, they might ask you what happened to you. But most likely the first thing they will ask if you have insurance. If you say no are are unable to answer them because you aren't breathing or something like that...

For world news probably BBC. In the states I like to watch Democracy Now! it's a radical left leaning TV station... Which means that if you compare it with the mainstream broadcast networks, in between you might actually come close to objectivity. Same reason why I'd like to watch Al Jazira...

Science is just as dogmatic as religion, not only do they claim to have the only true and correct worldview, but they can't even agree on what it is. Often times when someone presents a piece of evidence that goes against a theory held by the majority of scientists they are viciously opposed...

District 9 has peeked my interest.

Of course the market will rise and the recession will end. it's already on it's way out, and things will be up and up for the future! as long as you don't count inflation, unemployment and national deficit.

That's a wonderful policy that should be implemented all across the board. Look at the national crime stats: far too many black guys are getting busted with *****. Take this to the top!:thefinger Fire the Commander in Chief and replace him with a...ugh....hmmm. :dunno:

Steroids made baseball. Period. Boob jobs made bigger titties. I'm not sure which one is more evil, but I know which one I'd rather watch.:thumbsup:

Goldeneye

Since it hasn't been mentioned, Jenna Haze used to work at Taco Bell or some other such fast food place.

I didn't read the story, but what is the big deal here? so what if someone mentions race... when you are phoning in a police report isn't it standard procedure to describe the person you are dealing with? "Put out an APB on...a person." "Dispatcher, could you be more specific?" "This is the...

Aliens don't have any particular, shall we say, psychology. They only **** humans to eat and to sustain their hive. While they are extremely aggressive, once they fulfill these needs, for the time being they are satisfied. In other words if you leave them alone they will more or less leave you...

not really. The Emperor wasn't defeated by a *** (although somehow the Imperial army did manage to get beat by ewoks :eek:). He was even kicking Luke Skywalker's ass, it was only because Vader betrayed him.

So if the government runs out of money does that mean that the Indians get to foreclose on the nation?

I think it's you who needs to **** up and stop pandering to these jingoists. The American working class has way more in common with immigrants than they do with politicians and wall street. And now the chickens are coming home to roost. I **** to break it to you but it wasn't 2009 when the US...

aw, c'mon. Just let me hit the snooze button for five more minutes.

It's so easy, a caveman could do it.

"There's a word for people like that. You know what it is? They are called bums. Is that what you want? 'Cuz without money or a job or a place of residence, that's what you'd be. You'd be a fuckin' bum, man." -John Travolta in Pulp Fiction

So are you gay?

Ok, firstly I watched Saw 4, which sucked. In case you don't know the whole point of the Saw films is that people are put into situations where they have to solve some kind of puzzle to escape alive, which usually results in them having to get injured or face some kind of challenge or moral...

"Rob Orta, an employee at Casablanca Fish Market, told WSVN that the men offered his business the shark. "But we don't buy sharks off the street," Orta said." Great qoute.

this is really old. I'm not sure if it's been posted here before or not.

well I meant things that are real.

oh, yeah and Bobbi seems really cool too. I saw an interview with her for Spike TV, they were at like AVN or something and they asked her, "What's the funniest thing that has happened to you on set?" and she said, "I took a **** in belladonna's backyard." He was expecting something sexy and she...

isn't that obvious? the only objects that don't emit light are black holes.

I'd say forgive, but not forget. Things like the holocaust museum are good. It's painful, but it's something that we need to keep in mind because it teaches us valuable lessons about humanity and what we need to do in the future. But it also creates a stigma for German people where they feel...

not, really no. It has the potential to be funny- absurd situation involving naivety and genital references- but the real heart of a joke is the way that it is told, not in the punchline, so it loses it's effectiveness in the translation.

If only she was blind too, you'd have a winner right there.;)

you mean on like facebook?

I'd love to cane her legs with bamboo

Re: Funniest Thing I've eVer Seen N My Life! Pissed Myself Twice And Broke A Rib Watc Pretty hilarious concept, but not such a great execution. People think that the King of Rock is still alive, so I guess it's not too surprising that that would think the same thing about the King of Pop. and...

best answer.

Wasn't it Dave Chappelle who said that his health care plan was to issue fake Canadian passports to all Americans? Brilliant!

haha. interesting fact.

any relation to Lex Steele?

big deal. you can't tell the difference between a mice bone and a won ton.

To honor her legacy things will continue as normal at taco bell, and she will be deep fried and made into a chalupa.

I don't really want to get off topic here, but let me just ask you this one question Meester. You state that giving preferential job treatment to one race, in this case black people, is racist and is discriminatory against whites. But without such a policy that made mandatory hiring of...

No, they are either executed by the guy in charge, or they execute the guy in charge and put someone else in.

It's just a sports game, no reason to **** yourself. You have so much left to live for!

I wasn't referring to the combustibility of gasoline- as you know it's actually the vapor of gasoline that is combustible more than the liquid, but gasoline evaporates at near room temperature; I assumed that it was the container that was the ignition point. It could be difficult to ignite...

Unless the guy lit the fucking gasoline on fire with the lighter, I don't see how that is possible. I don't know that much about electrical currents, but it seems really far fetched that an electrical signal from a tazor is going to arc from the guys body and into a plastic bottle and ignite...

The woods. You could hide and ****** from ambush. Haven't' any of you seen Rambo? We already mentioned the drawbacks of the car. The drawback of the boat are that it may be too slow if it's a paddle boat, and you don't know what's on the other side of the lake. If you get surrounded on all...

This thread has been thoroughly amusing to me. If you have a problem managing your food with the available utensil, eat smaller peices of food. Start with peas and work your way up till you find a size that fits your function. when you are going to the butcher ask him to get off his lazy ass...

Also just because something imparts meaningful or relevant information doesn't mean that it's not entertainment. War and Peace is entertainment, but it also is very meaningful and presents truths and insights into human experience. School is not entertainment because it's not entertaining. it's...